>alright kid, I'll listen to your pitch. The floor is yours.
Alright kid, I'll listen to your pitch. The floor is yours
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New HBO exclusive series on the Waco Siege
solo movie about Itachi
Rockerfeller family killed on stage
remake 300 except all spartans are played by big tiddy qts
i don't have anything to pitch but i just want to say: FUCK NIGGERS!
the turner diaries
A movie with these guys.
Ok..
What if we made a capeshit version of cops? Real life people wearing spandex going into bad neighborhoods and trying to break up drug deals? Also maybe the girls could have big boobs
Schindler's List, but roasties being offed instead of jews
Just an overweight guy browsing a website for two hours straight while blowing air out of his nostrils every once in a while. The movie ends with the guy furiously jacking off to tranny porn and cumming.
me under my blankets at 3am farting and sniffing whilst FURIOUSLY masturbating
A remake of Seven Samurai but with a diverse cast of women and minorities. The antagonists are a tribe of bandit white men.
The first thing we do is kill all the females.
>so... why should I hire you?
a sitcom about the cuarentine featuring me and emma watson trying to survive in my house with only 10 cans of beans and no running water
The first season will be 12 episodes
It's a show about normal words but a horse guy
I'm putting together a team
Want in?
literally me but its lesbian massage porn
also me but its 6 am
Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift X The Woman in the dunes crossover remix
my entire being is comprised of one hundred percent pure unbridled hate for every thing i see i want to end them all. they must feel my endless wrath my thirst for sense and meaning in a futile world. I cannot create i am broken and all i can do is destroy every thing i come into contact with. i am a destroyer i am the violent brute force in a blank room hurling myself at the walls over and over again until they break revealing pink insulation and my sides are bruised i am furious constantly I have myself and every one and every thing around me i feel the urge to violently destroy every thing i see everything that comes my way must suffer those monsters who look down upon me must suffer and pay for this injustice upon me they must die over and over again for the rest of time in never ending torment the likes of which I cannot even begin to describe
i hate all of them and they must suffer and die and every one of them all of them i will personally cease their conscious and splatter every inch of earth and every liter of ocean with their rotten corpses and steaming blood
I HATE THIS ROTTEN LIFE I WANT TO DIE
THE FUCKING COWARDS AND WHORES MUST SUFFER FOR PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS
I WILL HAVE DIVINE RETRIBUTION
>1am
>ugh i guess i'll go to sleep after i wack off
>cut to a montage of me going on a whirlwind tour of all the depraved shit i can think of while my bruised and battered penis flops around
>finally cum, camera pans to the bedside clock which now reads 3:30 am
KINO
Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my chair green man?
kek
That's some real shit. I like it.
It's a about a giant disembodied hand that zooms around the planet and crushes one random person with its index finger every day. It's called THE HAND and it's always slightly faster than you.
got but not a shitty last 4 seasons
Ryan Gosling as Me
Isabel Moner as my love interest
I am a brooding loner who has a dark mysterious past. I choose to be alone and avoid other people. I regularly take the night train throughout Tokyo as neon lights shadow across my face and rain patters down the window. Moner is local waitress who's life hasn't turned out as she hoped. Our paths cross every night as we board the same train, however we both have different stops and the scene always ends with Moner leaving the train at her stop as mine continues. She at first is bemused by me but there's something that draws her to my natural aura and charisma. I have very little dialogue but we can understand that my character has incredible depth by viewing shots of my eyes. We develop an unspoken bond and it's clear there's something that connects us. Conflict arises as she gets kidnapped by a local triad gang due to her struggling father's debts. It's up to me to brutally track down her assailants and murder them in horrific circumstances. I spend the night searching for clues and each location brings a new fight and a new lead. There is a scene in a dark nightclub with strobe lights flashing where I fight several men on the dancefloor and it is a 5 minute continuos unbroken shot. The movie ends with me saving Moner but I am fatally wounded. Moner is unconscious and I choose to return her to her father but I depart without saying goodbye in a bittersweet ending that sees me bloodily limp onto the train. The camera focuses on me looking out the window as rain pours down and drops of blood roll down my face. The train reaches it's destination and the camera ambiguously cuts to black.
Here are the soundtracks for the movie
I marry Sophia Lillis, we film it, and we force everyone to go see it in theaters
Isabela Moner and Sophia Lillis play two strong empowered women who have mysteriously lost all their clothes and can't stop farting.
>black and white film
>Scene begins with alarm clock going off and man tiredly turns it off
>Montage of mundane tasks like brushing teeth, taking a shower, getting coffee ready.
>Scene from a low angle of car driving into a parking space
Isablea Moner plays the victim of a mysterious kidnapping. She is handcuffed to a chair with a large ballgag strapped in her mouth and filmed from a fixed camera as she struggles for three hours. Then roll credits.
Its a film with a female lead but
Get this
The female lead is white and attractive
Just a little show called The Non-Family
In post-apocalyptic future, a Jewish group of survivors races against Neo-Nazis in an attempt to find the last oil reserve on earth.
Call it: Race the Kikes, Gas War Now
mmm yes. Neo-Dogme 95 with a dash of Lynchian.
Let’s repeal women’s rights and keep them all naked and in cages
She's flat!
Open Mic Night with Michael Richards
Pretty kino huh
ass like a ten year old boy
tinder but for people who wanna fight
The Empire from Star Wars tries to invade another galaxy. Comes to Earth first. Gets BTFO instantly by F-16s and MLRSs and various other modern human weapon systems and battle tactics that are entirely absent from Star Wars.
One scene shows a Sith lord pop up with a lightsaber only to be instantly mowed down by an 18 year old with a machine gun a la Indiana Jones.
The last scene shows the Empire retreating to orbit for a last ditch orbital bombardment only to be nuked in space by a joint Trump-Putin ICBM strike.
fuck id watch it
It’s an exploration into the minds of internet moderators with a focus on janitors of 4channel and what drives each of these individuals to work literally for free. We can introduce the idea after giving a rundown of all the abuse they face from posters and pose the question in an interview style format.
>sooo...despite all of this how much are you compensated?
>janny: zero dollars
>.....
>that can’t be right *ruffling notes and paper off screen*
>janny: yep. Zero dollars.
The best part is it in no way pities or supports payment of the jannies for their “work”, it’s more just an entertaining documentary-esque exploration into why they keep doing what they do. It’s more of a comedy really. Currently posting from my phone while banned for antagonizing jannies btw.
120 documentary about the holocaust and the 60000000000 dead jewerinos
Im thinking about a movie trilogy or series about the Roman Triumvirate
What do you think ?
Julius Caesar : Al Pacino
Pompeus Magnus : Robert de Niro
Crassus : Joe Pesci
Sulla : Antonio Banderas
Marcus Antonius : Henry Cavill
Brutus : Thimothe Chalamet
Marcus Cassius Scaeva : Joe Manganiello
Cleopatra : Sofia Boutella
Pharnaces II : Luke Evans
Augustus : Orldando Bloom
Aggripa : Jim Caviezel
Cato : Jude Law
Juba I : Gerard Darmon
Juba II : Adel Bencherif
Spartacus : Tom Hardy
Ariovistus : Charlie Hunnam
Vercingetorix : Gerard Depardie
Hmmm... not bad. Not bad at all.
this always happens to me wtf. it seems like i just take 15 minutes but when i'm done three fucking hours have passed
this actually a interesting idea
he go caught selling ecstacy
Didnt you post a thread about that in /his/ a couple months ago?
You had me at boobs.