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>Watch Naked Gun 3
>Frank turns down the chance to fuck a QT trans girl

WTF

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imagine the butthurt if done today

POLICE SQUAD BLU-RAY IN 3 DAYS

>haha it's a girl, but with a penis!
i wish. would gladly trade the monstrosities we have today for this

the only thing that would hurt my butt, is if she didn't use any lube uwu

why does it look like gonzo's nose?

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HOLY FUCKING SHITCAKES
I didnt know thanks user you have just made my year.

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why is it a perfect 90 degrees? always bugged me, joke doesnt work

Gonzo was standing just to her left. That's why

Nah.

t. been in a relationship with trans girl for nearly three years.

It's nice, but if you fuck it up, you'll just be left wondering if its even possible to love period. What's the next stop? Full on guys? I think I'll pass.

He said a girl with a penis. Not a guy who wishes he was a girl with a penis.

It's all the same shit.

If you've believed you were a girl since you were small, think like a girl, talk like a girl, and take pills to make you more effeminate, you're a girl. Especially if you look like one to boot.

I mean once you check all of that shit off the list, saying otherwise is just assinine.

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Youre already at the next stop, you delusional moron

Holy shit imagine being the brainlet that confuses futa for trannies.

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>someone will do the math and figure out how big that penis is
>i won't because i'm lazy as fuck

>can’t ovulate like a girl
>can’t menstruate like a girl
>can’t gestate like a girl
Not a girl

Can the girl in OP do that?

Oh so you just have to believe!! Wow that was easy!!!!
Fucking faggot I’d love to cave your skull in

(You) don't have to believe anything.

Alls I'm saying is that for me, at that point, it's a girl. I didn't even touch on the fact that you're going out and introducing yourself as a girl too, so it's just like the more boxes I tick off the list, the more ridiculous calling them a guy is.

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For me it's Sabrina Suzuki

nigga u gay

Because he isn't GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY like (You) OP.

i'm more partial to Camilla Ramirez. i just want to know what it's like to be covered in cum, and what a huge load feels like when her penis is balls deep inside me

not ever having to encounter any of those things or be aware that such things existed & took place would be...just, so fine.

What if you check all those other boxes you mentioned, but you don't pass physically, which I imagine the majority of MtF trannies don't?

"Oh Debrin, I wanna go straight"

Bravo No-I mean Segal.

She's a qt, Luisa Tavarez looks quite similar

God damn. You are disgusting.

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You are in a relationship with a man homie

That’s a good question, maybe the movie prop makers used a muppet toy to make the penis?

Yeah, I've pretty much come to terms with it.

Based.

If it makes you feel better, I'm fairly certain (not so sure about number 2) that neither of pic related are transexual.

Then I guess it's up to the eye of the beholder. Personally, I would still refer to them by their preferred pronouns. For someone else, it might be different. My standards for traps, ladybois, trans girls, sluts with nuts, etc are the same as my standards for girls with wombs.

Trust and believe me, if you knew her, even with the full knowledge and awareness of her genitals, you would not be saying that.

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Tranny lovers are some of the lowest levels of life. Fuck, even foot fetishists are better then them.

>If you believe, it's real

Uh-huh.

pure fucking faggot cope.

>her

>her

I don't care what mental gymnastics you do. At the end of the day it's a man in make up and womens clothes.

There was not an ounce of cope in that post. Seethe. No my girlfriend hasn't started dilating yet, but I have dilated her asshole pretty well.

Is transexualism the gateway to free (You)s?

Not if they don't wear make up, my dude.

>my girlfriend

Yeah, and Uncle Ruckus is a white man.

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wow trans people are so relatable to chan culture :) dae coom to feminine penis?? :D

Imagine having such low regard for yourself that you think you can't do better than a tranny.

>There was not an ounce of cope in that post. Seethe. No my girlfriend hasn't started dilating yet, but I have dilated her asshole pretty well.
>Trust and believe me, if you knew her, even with the full knowledge and awareness of her genitals, you would not be saying that.
I beg to differ.

You're basically fucking another dude in the ass and think you're not a fag because he isn't very manly. I'm not sure if it's us or you you're trying to convince.

If you say so my dude.

I never said I think I'm not gay.

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How about women born without a vagina?

>what about this

You never answered the other guy.

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Sometimes I wonder if transphobic posters are really transphobic or are just seething traps trying to be manly.

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Why do trannies pretend they arent just mentally ill faggots and 99% of society views them as such

Fuck off trannies

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>Sometimes I wonder if transphobic posters are really transphobic
see

>He is broken in half!

I always wonder what the story behind this is.

The trannies that I know don't pretend to not be gay.

Trannies and traps are the same thing, faggot

Yes. Where is the contradiction in my post.

>transphobic
Would why I be afraid of some person who cut off their dick

>ITT: Faggots in denial

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Cross dresser comes onto a guy, gets beaten down.

Full video?

>her
Gee Billy how come your mom lets you have all that cope?

Most of this thread does seem pretty repressed.

>hates pedophiles
>h-he must be a pedophile!!
IQ ... NICE AND LOW

Post your cockfu

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>her
Nigga, you are fucking a man with a severely mutilated penis.

It happens with journalist who get arrested for cp

Dog, I'm sorry, but at this point you're the one coping.

Her penis is perfectly in tact.

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gross

Women do not have penises unless they are a hermaphrodite which is a severe genetic anomaly. If you were born with a penis, you are a man, and no surgery or hormones will fix that

Funny thing but americans nowadays are obliged to have a "Those were the different times" remark while watching this.

By your metric, my dude. But we've been over this already.

Once somebody checks all those boxes, calling them anything but a girl is just asinine. It's a fucking girl.

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>guy fucks another guy
>anons express their disgust
>"y-you are the ones that want to fuck guys!"

Come bak once all of those boxes are actually checked, i/e/ once your nugina stops growing hair inside it or stink of feces or when it's stops closing.

>her
>penis

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Nigga I am not trans. I have a penis, and it's actually quite something, or so I have been told.

>anons talking about a trans girl in a film
>normal, maybe even slow thread.
>user mentions he has a trans gf
>thread erupts in speed and replies
is Yas Forums secretly gay?

Okay and what your mental illness has to do with an innate inabiliy of trans individuals to pass as biological females?

Nigga, you said I have a nugina. I don't. I'm content with my body.

Also if all trans individuals were incapable of passing the term passing wouldn't even exist. Your shitty syntax is muddying your point, esl.

Except, and I say this as someone who’s into girls with penises of the 2D variety, they NEVER look like girls in 3D. Not ever, anyone who ever claims to have been fooled or have fooled others is virtue signalling at best or has a toaster for a brain at worst. Because if your IQ is above 95 and you have your basic shapes down you can always mentally reconstruct the man and see every small difference and the illusion is ruined. They never ever pass, it’s a myth dude.

No moron, I said when medicine is advanced enough you can sorta start using this argument. Now none of those freaks can be seriously called women by anyone but their fellow kind or mentally ill persons like you. Simple as.

because it was a shadow of umbrella handle.