I know was probably made by some fucking roastie art hoe but this shit genuinely annoys me...

I know was probably made by some fucking roastie art hoe but this shit genuinely annoys me. It's never funny and is usually a naked attempt at from "dudeweedlmao" to bang a model.

Case in point: Seth Rogen and the pointless sex scene between him and an NK chick in The Interview.

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Why do women view men as less than human unless they have something that benefits them?

It’s a sick joke. Fuck biology.

Woody Allen. He's a skinny neurotic ugly little fuck, yet he always writes his movies to depict himself as the ultimate pussy-slayer who lands any woman he wants

>implying implications

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Orson Welles calling him arrogant was the best BTFO in Hollywood history

Because he's fucking loaded, unlike the characters he plays

>character is jewish and lives in new york
>implying there exists a jew in new york who doesn't have wealth

yeah that never happens irl.

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the ironing

he's hot in a weird way, just has weird eyes and proportions like Rami Malik. I think he's to women what Anya Taylor Joy is to us

Any time a woman voices her opinion I count it as non pertinent.

We know, tranny.

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i agree OP. it always comes off as super pathetic when the person writing the show/movie writes in kissing/sex scenes with them involved

What do you mean “us”
That bitch is disgusting

>Amy Schumer
>Seth Rogen
>David Duchovny

who else?

When was the last time such a movie came out?

>trans
>people
ok tranny
*breathes in*
AHAHAHAhAHAHAHahAHaHAHahhAhAh

thank you for proving my point

I'm not a tranny, I'm a dude with a dick and balls.

these people stopped annoying and became a source of entertainment at some point

it's next level mary sue

>btfos your shitty thread

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the difference is that Jerry was actually funny and decent looking, don't compare him to modern comedians you faggo

Cope

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What a neurotic faggot

he looks like the mixed baby to the chick with the square jaw. gross.

The fact of the matter is that you cannot be a nobody and have a mainstream comedy released. A whole bunch of Goldsteins and Silverbergs have to give the thumbs up.

Like most transbian rapehons and their girldicks.

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Holy fuck

Go away from the computer. Talk to somebody. You're not right in the head.

goddamn it is so dumb but so funny

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didnt adam sandler say in some movie like 'if you keep saying you have a big dick, girls will believe it eventually'
average guys getting with hot girls in movies probably does increase their status somewhat

have you ever seen a commercial or trailer for a romantic comedy? it's always a "relatable" 4/10 woman landing a 9/10 guy

>David Duchovny

when?

Californication...the entire damn show lol

It's not that bad considering he's absolutely the sort of guy who could pick up girls 25 years younger than him without being rich

that's obviously different

Are you serious? 99% of rom coms are 8/10 girls or higher. I know, i've been dragged to see alot of them

Examples?

obviously Fifty Shades of Grey is the most obvious offender but not a romcom

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>stop telling people what words mean!
>only we’re allowed to do that.

this is a relatively modern phenomenon

This movie was a parody of romantic comedies, do you have any examples made in earnest?

Maybe if women made their own fucking movies (that including funding the fucker, not getting the man to pay the tab) they could cast whoever they want in it.

It a REAL simple solution.

Sex and the City is another example, too modern?

I would rather have comedy be retaken by men who aren't ugly fat unfunny Jews

He didn't write the show. He directed a few episodes but the entire show aside from a few episodes was written by Tom Kapinos.

All prostitutes

>know was probably made by some fucking roastie art hoe
Yes, and you agree with said art roastie. So in other words you're a hypocrite. There's no difference with male and females aside from a constant game of cat and mouse, provider and consumer.

Imagine my shock

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>Are you serious? 99% of rom coms are 8/10 girls or higher.
Almost all women perceive themselves as 8/10 or greater as well as being too good for most men.

>(((mediocre man played by a comedian who wrote the script)))

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>There's no difference with male and females

That must be why they need segregated competition in everything from chess to emplpyment

Now this is whale riding.

Adam Sandler did constantly. It became moderately funny when the attractive woman's age also steadily rose up over time.

You think he gave the ol' curry claw?

What is a roastie's definition of "mediocre"? Poor? Under 6 feet tall? Not particularly handsome? Non-white?

They're mentally deficient. Closer to monkeys than human

Some people just have kinky/weird tastes.

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The trite Black man white woman symbolism is the same concept. It's just slimy fucking producers projecting their fetishes and sexual agendas onscreen. It's fucking psychotic.

The whole Bridgett Jones series is an extreme offender, mostly the latest one which is two hunks fighting over a 47 yo roastie who doesn't even know which one is her baby's father
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picture wine aunts watching this while sipping on rosé thinking "this is SO me"

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What’s with his skin tone he looks sickly

but that isn't what the simpleton in OP's pic is bitching about. Somhow, they didn't notice that Hollywood is shit full of hunky leading men (most of them in the MCU) while every leading lady is a fucking frump.
Seriously, how many actually attractive women are there anymore, not flat bag of bones.

But I keep getting told that women don't care about looks or money and just want a nice, funny guy?

Mental gymnastics on this site amazes me

>profile pic is fat trashy canadian chad pot dealer comedian

They say that to ugly men to stop them from losing hope. Not because women care about men's feelings, but because they want the ugly guy to stick around and take care of them once they're past 30 and fucked 50 Chads.