My 61 year old dad saw me browsing now he's going to "check the site out" fuck fuck fuck

My 61 year old dad saw me browsing now he's going to "check the site out" fuck fuck fuck.

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>yfw your dad is fired because of the chinese flu and see that a janitor position is open on Yas Forums when entering your room

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he's probably sneedposting already

What's up gang

based

lmao

I was like 14 when I saw my weeb brother browsing this site. He said it's not like SomethingAwful (which he knew I also browsed because of him), it's not for kids and told me not to come here
I'm now 28

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your son is a pedophile

Sneed

>found out about 4channel through Jesse slaughter
>brother finds out i lurk
>tells me its a slippery slope and to stop coming here

It was too late. Its always too late. You can leave this place, everywhere else is so pozzed and censored. Its a shit hole, but its our shit hole.

Hey son
"Sneed"

Our prolapsed, gaping shithole.

YA BACKTRACED

I remember coming to Yas Forums and reading a thread about some autistic cart attendant at a grocery store. Damn what a ride

it's not a shithole at all. it's the switzerland of websites

whats your opinion on Top Gun?

reminder that we use this dump to either push an agenda or have some fun times while funposting

t. r/the_donald old fag

not him but the shirtless + swimsuit male volleyball scene was kino. I didn't fap to it or anything, wouldn't that be weird haha

>61 year old dad
so you're in your 30s. the bigger issue here is why the fuck are you still at home and still being checked up on by your father?

checked and keked

So son, you're saying the staff on this website isn't paid?

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Not him but
>Why yes, my father had me at 40 years old, how do you know ?

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just tell everyone to stop posting inappropriate content on Yas Forums for a few days.
I'll do my part bud

Im pretty My 64 year old mum just saw coke on my desk

>he doesn't post on Yas Forums with his family

Your dad had you when he was 39/40? Bit old desu

Dad, if you're reading this... I'm gay!

So that explains the mountains and mountains of gay porn on your computer and the 6 boxes of dick and butthole mags under your bed. We thought it was just a phase son.
You're disowned, go turn tricks and die in a gutter somewhere

I'm 22 sgyut rge fycj yo

You think that's bad?
My dad is eighty and im only 25

As long as the woman is young it doesn't really matter.

What are your father's interests OP? Which board will be browse first?

based. how are you with women?

lgbt

Imagine ending your life prematurely by having a kid in your 20's.

Yas Forums or 4channel?

>dad shitposts on the fucking home wifi despite how many times i've told him to use mobile data
I can't tell you how many times I've been minding my own business when he bursts into my room going "AANOON THE FAGGOT JANNIES BANNED ME FOR POSTING PEYPEY CAN YOU RESTART THE ROUTER". I hate this website. I hate all of you.

My dad unironically lurks Yas Forums and our countries equivalent of Yas Forums and is quite 'redpilled' and 'based'. It was an odd moment when I went to visit my parents and saw that my dad was lurking Yas Forums. I'm not sure how often he actually uses Yas Forums, but I've seen multiple times him lurking our country's version of Yas Forums, which isn't any better than this is.

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Why is Dances With Wolves one of the greatest films of all time?

Welcome to the fold sir

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lol'd

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This. Ask to see his "loli" sub folder in his pictures library.

fuck you I don't need to hear this from some Yas Forums retard

ok boomer


:)

Lol

>discreetly brushes line of blow off the coffee table into his pack of cigarettes while his friends distract him
Good morning Mr. user! How is this whole quarantine treating you and the misses?
>mr. user makes corny dad joke
JAjajajajajaj good one mr. user!
>forces fake smike
Anyway, have a nice day and say hi to mrs. user for me, will yeh?

Click on /d/

Yas Forums is shithole, nothing of value besides psyop, baiters and memes

yeah Yas Forums is the opossite what a great board to discuss films

It was always kind of iffy but redditors and boomers that invaded during the last election really drove the quality down to below nothing.

Check out BLACKED.com ; it’s where all the kids hang out (including your son).

including a lot of daughters

Me personally? I have girlfuckshorse.net set as my homepage.

>autism
>40 yo dad
bs, my father made me when he was 62 and my sister when he was 65 and we're both totally not autistic

it's just an apu, i'm not autistic, also it's not automatic

kek

CUTE!

Say you only browse /k/, Yas Forums and maybe Yas Forums if he's racist and you'll be fine. You don't have to take responsibility for every board that exists.

/out/, /trv/, /an/ and Yas Forums are pretty tame too.

/k/ is full of transexual furry communists who have targeted the board for reeducation since the retarded sticky and Yas Forums is unironically gay. Did you just look at the board list and guess, newfren?

Schizo.

chatbot

Hey son, its Dad. Your a "faggot" lol. Jk, Dad

Sent from my iPhone

The average boomer will be lost after about five minutes and won’t understand a fucking thing.

mutt law never fails

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fucking hell, satan!

keep looking down my friend