>character doesn't toss and turn for hours before falling asleep
Character doesn't toss and turn for hours before falling asleep
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>character doesn't browse Yas Forums on their phone until they are so tired they turn phone off and fall asleep almost immediately
What are seals?
>character doesn't toss and turn for hours before falling asleep
>character doesn't wake up multiple times in the middle of the night
>character doesn't just lie around in bed for an hour before actually getting up
This is too relatable. Just the other night I woke up about 11 times and it turned out I had only slept around 4 hours.
I used to have this until I got rid of tvs in the bedroom. Only living room now. I also don’t use laptop or phone in bed unless I’m fapping or spending the day in bed hungover.
aquatic blubber doggos
>character gets bonked in the head
Fucking savages.
Can you keep them as pets?
Why are seals so cinematically underutilized?
>character isnt overweight
>character doesnt have mantits
>character doesn't toss and turn for hours while asleep
Only if you feed them properly.
Hollywood is in the pocket of (((Big Monkey)))
Tbh, if I was an animal that could get away with molesting cunnies, I'd do it all the time.
>character's only way to fall asleep isn't watching medical check-ups
Exercise for an hour each day and stop drinking coffee. Wake up early and go to bed early
Man, seals are really adorable aren't they.
It is funny how similar they are to dogs in so many ways.
"No."
>character doesn't reveal incestuous fantasies whilst they sleep talk that their family hears that causes him to get kicked out of home
>character doesn't suddenly jerk awake many times just as he's about to fall asleep
yikes
Try melatonin and prescription antihistamine
Try weed and beer
What did he see?
These threads are garbage, anons complaining about their crappy health and their crappy lives is just cringe.
I've been using Zquil and Melatonin
Cast him
youtube.com
What are you talking about?
This is a thread about seals.
>chracter doesn't toss and turn for hours while fantasizing about his perfect, interestic, extraordinary life in his made up world, before falling asleep
>GLERGHG
Tubular aesthetic. I wonder if seal feel comfy anywhere they lay with all that fat under their skin.
I just stay up to 3-6am masturbating since midnight
Usually knocks me right out
>character accuses the protagonist of being a homosexual for not overcoming his inhibitions and just hopping in, dude
Is cuddling with a seal gay?
No Sea Lioniggers allowed
The are called seadogs in my country (Netherlands), so that seems about right.
>tfw fall asleep in 15 minutes and usually have uninterrupted sleep for at least 6 hours
then again i have a job, gf and my own place
no its based
You goin' faggot on me, user?
clear conscience is the best hypnotic
>character doesnt have a panic from sheer loneliness at night despite being just fine during the day
based seabros
it helps if you're actually tired from the day, go get some exercise
Look at the size of those lads!
yummy snack
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
holy shit lmao. orcas are the turbochads of the sea.
>that pleading look of the seal.
He hoped that humans would help him in his last moments ;_;
only if you live in antarctica
based seal fren
I wonder how dogs and seals see one another.
Do they recognize their resemblance to one another?
I can fall asleep within 5 minutes, could do so ever since I was a wee boy, even with crippling anxiety.
>dogs inner monologue: "if i just ignore it, it'll go away..... go away... g-go... away...."
>character doesnt wake up at 4 am to piss
>i'll just smoke a fat fucking seal
>Character doesnt dream about failing high school exams despite not being there for five years every night
>not being so drunk nightly that sleep is this inevitable, unmemorable companion