why did this american college student have a new zealand flag above his bed?
Why did this american college student have a new zealand flag above his bed?
Luis Robinson
Hunter Walker
maybe he was part new zealish or he was just a fan of new zealand culture
Angel Brooks
>new zealand culture
Levi Gomez
i imagine it's a shitty version of welsh culture and maybe he didn't realise wales was a country because he's american
Oliver Parker
It's actually just Australia-lite.
Evan Scott
not really, it's Australia but without all the rude people and dickheads. Kiwis are almost utterly without guile.
Brody Lee
t. kiwi
Jack Bell
Now go and cook the man some fuckin' eggs, eh?
Landon Phillips
I'm america, Australians are human diarrhea. Fucking classless yobbos and ice heads
Jaxon Cox
I've never seen that movie, moari came across as niggerish a little bit
Chase Clark
It makes me happy to see sepos being BTFO by corona right now.
Samuel Gonzalez
t. west coast heroin junkie
that's nice
Liam James
I'm from the east coast, your assumptions aren't accurate it seems. You know you are shit don't deny it
Aaron Rogers
t. east coast obese kike
that's nice
Jordan Carter
I'm 6' 3" 220 lbs and thoroughly antisemitic and not even remotely jewish
Logan Murphy
and your dad works for nintendo.
Logan Cooper
Why would I lie? I workout at least 4 times a week. You should as well, don't eat sausage rolls and meat pies. Its not food
Matthew Parker
it's not that I think you're lying b, it's that I think you're pathetic for thinking anyone on this site gives a fuck about your stats you insecure fag.
Gabriel Wright
>Americans
Juan Adams
>it's not that I think you're lying
No you just did, don't back pedal. You said I was obese, I said I wasn't. Go sniff some petrol and fuck your cousin
Nathan Watson
>I'm 6' 3" 220 lbs and thoroughly antisemitic and not even remotely jewish
That sounds like something a fat jew would say
Aiden Nelson
Your mom is a fat jew and your dad is a gay nigger from outer space
Hudson Ross
>Your mom is a fat jew and your dad is a gay nigger from outer space
Adam Harris
They really can't handle banter at all.
give it up lad.
Daniel Collins
It's like all Americans are autistic or something,
all they can do is cope and seethe.
Joshua Johnson
and clap
Ayden Howard
>They really can't handle banter at all.
That's rich, you people can't handle not being the center of attention so you shit on Americans despite being obsessed with Americana. Any slight jab and you're all "well fuck off then!" and get all sook-ee or whatever you call it.
Isaiah Robinson
Everything about your life is American, you've done nothing, ever.
Hunter Price
watch out lads he's about 2 replies away from posting his 3 month GOMAD + SS gains and 23andme stats
Logan Ortiz
>"hahahah you're probably X!"
>Actually I'm not
>"Lmao look at this guy seethe!"
Also don't send your DNA to 23 and me they fuck with the stats and tell everyone they are at least 5% sub-Saharan African to "BTFO racists"
Kayden Morales
Wow you guys actually can't take banter at all lol.
David Sanders
You people pretend like you can take jokes but you really can't.
Henry Adams
>you're a fat kike
>actually im 16% nordid alpinoid 6'6'' 160kg with 3 girlfriends and a huge 401k that has a 12 inch dangus my dad's name is doug
Luke Lopez
>You people pretend like you can take jokes but you really can't.
William Garcia
Americans LAMO
Bentley Gonzalez
>new zealand humour
youtube.com
Ryan Garcia
Why don't you go buy a holden? whats that? they don't make them anymore and you are stuck buying whatever shit falls out GM's asshole? oh tough luck :(
Jace Sullivan
>oh tough luck :(
I know right? Luckily I can still find more holden's on the black market.
Hudson Harris
>the black market.
Forced to buy cars from the Apex gang, such is the life of the aussie
Easton Lee
Forced to talk about cars because you got called out for being an overcompensating tryhard amerilard lmao
Alexander Long
You Americans really are ignorant faggots, we still make Holden's we just don't tell anyone.
Oliver Hernandez
Oh can't take the banter can you? Not even once can you take it on the chin and yet expect to just shit on kiwis, pommes and Americans. Fucking Piss weak you are
Lucas Cooper
Kiwis and pommes are fine, it's Americans that are funny to laugh at.
Grayson Hernandez
It's thanks to dumbfucks like you and trump we're going into a recession
Julian Bailey
what are you even on about bud, no one's butthurt in here but you. post more of your stats.
Elijah Gutierrez
You people are just so nasty to Kiwis for no reason other than what I assume was abusive parenting. Face it, you're all scum. You work shitty jobs and smoke meth and Tall Poppy syndrome keeps everyone on the same level
Charles Bennett
>Orange man bad!
and yet you just let the Chinese take shits in your mouths
Joshua Hall
I see your reading comprehension is quite poor.
Elijah Fisher
Nobody here said the Chinese weren't responsible for the virus, but Trump definitely didn't handle situation well.
David Fisher
>but Trump definitely didn't handle situation well.
What did he do wrong exactly? Did channel 9 say he was a bad man?
Noah Fisher
It's called ANZAC banter you goofy outsider, we're all good m8s. you're just an autistic fag defending the big kiwi cock for reasons no one but your jumbled ass heroin addicted brain understand.
Evan Long
Ask yourself why you all have neck tattoos and need tv adverts telling you not to attack ambulance drivers. You're all niggers and rapists and talk like Trent from punchy
Mason Evans
>The virus is a Chinese hoax! It definitely isn't real!
Ryder Wright
Fuck up cunt go have fun with your school shootings
Alexander Perry
Holy shit the amount of seething coming from you is gold, keep it up buddy!
Cameron Lopez
Elijah Mitchell
Are you a female by any chance? the only americans I've met this obsessed and knowledgeable about AusGODs are the girls craving the big anzac budu.
Jackson Wright
still think it's weird how COOK THE MAN SUM FUCKEN EGGS is such a cornerstone of australasian culture
Daniel Wright
god I miss when jerking it to those tits was the highlight of my day
Zachary Hall
This is your dad
Brandon James
Wow you really got me with that one, here's an upvote!
Ryder Wood
Fuck up dickhead, keep celebrating that they cancelled work for the dole
Aiden Rogers
My mum used to watch Just Shoot Me all the time and I can't believe I never noticed her tits back then.
Jace Morris
This is not the American anymore, but an Australian opportunist trying to farm (You)'s.
Nathan Morris
I didn't either till my older brother pointed them out and then I wondered why I hadn't noticed before.
Isaiah Reed
Wow thanks for the gold kind stranger! I can't wait to tell my wife's boyfriend about this!
Bentley Thomas
lol, the retards at my work network thing have stuck me on some bullshit online ESL course. really don't give a fuck because it means I don't have to fuck around doing it later in summer once the corona subsides.
Really wish the double dole startd immediately, I've still got another ~3 weeks before my first one.
Adrian King
I know another dude that said the same thing, it's unusually common.
Charles Clark
No it's still me, also Swedish people are fucking gay as hell but Norwegians are based. Brazilians are trash but Portuguese aren't and Irish people vary be county
Blake Johnson
No it's not