It's a Truman drunkenly messages his ex that he hasn't spoken to in a year at 3 am because he's incredibly lonely and...

>Truman has passed 6 classes in three years of college and swears this is his year for sure but has spent all of it already sleeping and spending what little time he is awake drunk

E-mail messaging obviously, Truman was very ahead of his time

Pigeons existed user.

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>Truman secretly knows the Covid virus is another story arc to keep him from moving to Fiji.

>it's a Truman has a crush on a female friend and has no idea what to do about it because she's got two kids with another guy who isn't really around anymore and he thinks she might have feelings for him as well but she's the kind of woman that wouldn't want to drag people into that kind of situation so it's basically a stalemate where neither can open up and every time he sees her it's great but ultimately feels very frustrating because he knows he doesn't want to raise someone else's kids episode
Curious where they're going with this plotline.

>its a Truman is trapped in his own head all day everyday for 4 years arc
this show is nothing like it used to be

>Truman cut off all contact with people outside his immediate family years ago and neets it out alone and desperately needs to talk to somebody but doesn't have a single irl acquaintance that isn't his parents and he cant even talk to them because they think he's been living the good life ever since he emigrated

>it's a Truman needs to study for his finals but spends all day playing Dwarf Fortress episode.

>it's pathetic retards try to relate to someone who had real adversity and pretend that they aren't sheltered, coddled babies thats lives are infinitely better than the majority of people episode

Holy moly!

>that episode where Truman wasn't sure if he should stick it through with his long distant gf and his ex started msging again and she kept giving signals, and almost hooked up but she didn't want to break up his relationship so she turned him down and in a horny rage he starts messaging more depraved shit and sending dick picks.
>Eventually she pretends to have a bf so he gets petty and sends an ugly text which prompts her to block him
>Then Truman downloads tinder, goes on a couple dates, but never actually gets laid because he still lives with his parents
>Eventually some girl begs for Truman's cock but Truman realizes he loves his long distant gd Because he knows she doesn't cheat, is the only person he trusts, is the only person to make him happy and loved, and has basically out her life on hold to be Witt him despite the distance
>Now Truman does what he can to be the best for her but he now has to live with the guilt of being dishonest at one point

Blogs over, goodnight.

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>Truman does study for his finals but whe he actually has to take the exams he drives up to uni, has a panic attack and stays in his car for an hour or two, before driving back home
>This has happened every single semester

>it's a Truman can't stop cheating on his partners and keeps running from relationship to relationship, chasing his sex addiction to fill some void left from his traumatic childhood episode

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>Truman has this same exact problem expect he stays up super fucking late and sleeps through all of his classes and starts even skipping assignments on his online classes because what’s the point?
Feels like a rerun, haha...

>it's a Truman dates a girl for 2 months but she says she doesn't see it becoming official so they break it off but she keeps messaging him on IG and texts him at 1am asking how his dad is doing
weird, why is she doing this? hopefully this is leading to the long awaited suicide arc

Goodnight normalfag

If Truman had a major medical injury how quickly would that be able to give him proper medical attention from someone that isn't a doctor?

I think that was a different show, user.

Lmfao. What are the chances Truman believes it and the entire town is dispersed to isolate and it's literally just Truman inside his home.

>it's a Truman gets so blackout drunk he pisses himself in bed and to cope with how much of a loser he is he gets blacked out the following day as well and pisses it again
Hate this rerun

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>Truman had a streak of dates with two of his classmates right after highschool ended over a month, even getting to kiss one
>That was the only interaction with girls he's had since and it's been 4 years already

It’s the episode where Truman drunkenly gropes his neighbours daughter at the annual peach cider festival

how the fuck can someone get distracted from studying only to focus on dwarf fortress?

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>truman wondered what he'd do after highschool
>3 years have passed and he's still wondering
did they just forget about that arc? he has no hobbies, no job etc. how they're going to explain this later on, i could not say

She's lonely too. And also retarded.

Truman wonders how even if theoretically he got his shit together right now, he would never be able to excuse the gaping hole in his resume, while others were gathering degrees and shit, and girls would expect some level of experience of him and would never bother babysitting and teaching an inexperienced overgrown teenager who doesnt know how to even kiss like him

obviously he meant by courier

>it's a Truman gets rejected by the most attractive woman in the Trumanverse who teases him and mocks him for ever thinking he was on her level and he goes home and just let's it blow off is back for a while but months later he still thinks of her out there in the city living her life still believing she got the last laugh at his expense because he had the audacity to try to speak to her and he finally just finds her on facebook and sees she works at a hardware store and e parks his car outside until closing hours, nervously sitting there in disbelief that he's really doing this and watches her finally leave and get in her car, and he drives away feeling like a lunatic and doesn't do anything for a few weeks, then one night the indignant rage swells up again and he sits out and watches her and this time he follows her car to her house and just keeps driving feeling like he really has a problem and needs to stop, and he goes home and decides enough is enough and he's not doing that shit again just let it go, but finally he thinks one more time about how arrogant she acted, as if she were some God above a peasant like him, and he goes to her house with a hacksaw at night and breaks in, then yanks her out of her bed by her hair and starts sawing apart her face while screaming about how pretty she'll look now, gouging out one eye but leaving the other so she can still see her monstrous deformed face int he mirror when he's done and saws off one of her breasts as well after hacking her face apart and then leaves and breaks the saw into a million pieces and drops it in the ocean then goes home and feels oddly relieved, like he can live his life again episode
>the next episode the girl has moved out of the house and disappeared because the terrorized actress playing the girl quit the show but gets nothing because in her contract she waived any right to sue over physical harm done by Truman because no one suspected he'd ever hurt a fly

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>The [what if] sequel where Truman has been to college 3 times in 3 different programs, dropped out of all of them, has started and dropped hobbies, ghosted every friend he makes no matter what, can never do anything longer than a month before getting bored and moving on to the next hyper fixation.

Grass is greener on the other side for Truman! Haha!

>it's a Truman's abdomen is making strange noises after 10 years of binge drinking every weekend episode

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Truman was in a similar spot and followed a friend's advice to ghost because he said she was just looking for an orbiter, but Truman has never even been on a date since and it's been years and Truman's kind of ex but not really is living the life in another city and has had a couple different bf's already

>it's a truman goes through a handle of jw faster and faster and just the thought of the next one being less than half full makes him anxious episode

Truman's autistic please do not bully.

That literally sums up my senior year of college. I almost failed multiple classes because I was playing Dwarf Fortress instead of doing any actual work.

didnt he talk about starting an online store and saying he managed that for a few years? i think it could work for him but i doubt he'll even write a resume at this stage. i hope they cancel the fucking show

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>it's a Truman spends his teenage years coming up with more and more elaborate ways to stimulate himself while jerking off which culminates in sticking a balloon on an electric pump up his ass and lightly inflating and deflating it inside to give himself an instant prostate orgasm that shoots his jizz all the way against the far wall and then has to take panic steps disposing of the shitty balloon so his parents won't find it by washing it for and hour and cutting it to pieces but he forgets to put away the pump and his mom asks him why it was out and he quickly tries to say he was trying to fill a bike tire which satisfies her enough as an answer episode
>it's a later in the series he keeps pushing the expansion of the balloons further and further for more and more extreme orgasmic stimulation until one day the balloon pops inside his ass and the air farts out of him in a huge painful burst and blood does as well and he is terrified trying to dig the broken balloon bits out of his rectum with his fingers desperately clawing inside himself to avoid a trip to the hospital to ruin his life and he doesn't tell anyone for a few days and nothing bad seems to happen but he swears he's never putting shit up there ever again but within a month he's back at it with a thicker balloon type

Great story arc.

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you write as if you've experienced this, user

Uhh user I would go to a doctor just to be sure

Truman needs to stop worrying and try it with a weather balloon this time

> it's a truman becomes a lolicon after an intruder leaves doujins in his basement before getting caught episode
> it's a truman gets caught drawing his own lolicon hentai because the stash disappeared episode
> it's a truman is suspicious after all of the little girls from Seahaven suddenly disappear episode
> it's a truman dresses his show-appointed girlfriend in lolita dresses before going to a standby screen episode
> it's a truman gets suspicious after his girlfriend disappears and everyone pretends he never had one episode
> it's a truman gets caught saying cunny episode
best arc honestly

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sounds interesting tell us more

>It's a Truman met a girl online and thought there was a mutual attraction but was afraid to learn more about her for fear he would find something that would make them incompatible so he decided to keep chatting with her while avoiding anything too personal but she keeps going to increasingly personal topics and he starts to like her more and more then one day while they're chatting she mentions that she's about to get laid episode
Again?? I hope Truman finally learns from this.

Based beyond words

>Truman spends 9 hours straight ERP'ing and edging for two weeks in a row
Somebody stop truman

>It's a Truman opens his Amazon package and unwraps his first neon colored dragon dildo that he uses orally and anally in his bedroom with the lights on

>Truman hasn't touched a book since the quarantine started because he always says he'll catch up to the video classes later and it's been three weeks and he still hasnt done anything and now feels lost and doesnt know where to start studying and starting feels like a monumental task

>he's "friends" with a single mom
hahahahahah

>Truman is straight but makes a decent buck posing in lingerie for fags
Thanks for the cash

>that arc where Truman moved in with his great-grandfather for a few years and felt constant guilt over hoping that he'd pass in his sleep every night
It's amazing what he's sometimes able to convey without speaking, I think it's what keeps me watching.

>Truman moves in to care for his grandma and he sees her devolve more and more into helplessness and senility and feels horrible when he thinks she's a burden but can't help it.

Glad I redpilled myself on the vaginal jew and never stooped to doing this shit.

is the next episode the one where he posts pics, heh?

>The episode Truman masturbated and coomed 3 times in a row and felt so sick that he felt like shit into the next day with depression as if he was withdrawing from heroin