Character hasn't left his apartment for six months

I get hungover and spend an entire day in my apartment and I feel like the worst lazy piece of shit. How could one go for months like that

Why did you receive a settlement user?

>tfw normalfags kill themselves after only a few weeks of my lifestyle
It's a pretty based feeling

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Don't tell me you didn't have at least one sexual orgy. Also hope you bought a home and own a home.

>apartment

>Its an user don't look behind you whatever you do don't look behind you he's here to kill you episode

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Its been maybe 8 years since high skool. Live with my dad and am a neet for 8 years

Drunk driver caused an accident. I spent a month in a coma when I was 18 and a bunch of injuries and shit but I’m fine now. I broke my jaw in three places and didn’t even chip a tooth.

I went to the AVN awards and had sex with Sara Jay and had a threesome with two hot black hookers in a huge suite at the Venetian in Las Vegas, paid a shitload for all of it. That was in 2010 or 2011. Other than that I buy stocks and real estate and do nothing.

>Sir, he's been in self isolation since even before the outbreak was known.
>My god... it's almost like... he knew.

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>Sara Jay
Nasty tranny fucker

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Coming up on 3 years end of this month since graduating high school and I’ve literally done nothing except some part time jobs on the tail end of 2019 that didn’t last long.

Forget 6 months !How about 4 years !?

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wtf that sounds based as fuck. ive always wanted to go into a coma plus you got nearly a mil off of it and no mental damage (except browsing Yas Forums) youre literally living my dream dude

I haven't brushed my teeth in two months

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please post them

Spent all night drinking and watching Japanese girls on twitch

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thanks for reminding me, behave while im afk you little whore.

>Spent all night drinking
based
>watching Japanese girls on twitch
cringe but depends on context

gross

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They were eating a lot

They're just a little yellower with some plaque. I kind of lied and actually just brushed them today because I couldn't stand the taste in my mouth.

That gets a based from me, as long as you weren't giving them money.

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post them still
ill post whatever i have to offer

Oh no of course not, just trying to get them to show feet.

Seconded. The drinking makes it based but you better not have been simping king

just make sure they arent black on the inside

Don’t you have to interact with the delivery guy?

No, all the delivery apps use touchless delivery now because of the China Flu. They just drop it on your doorstep, knock on the door/ring the doorbell and walk off.

Congradulations, I believe your tartar is the cure for Covid, Not joking.

Watching NHK, Evangelion and then Fooly cooly and space dandy Actually set me on the steps to curing my depression. It won't work for everybody but the message and themes are for everyone.

Before NHK you are some self indulgent creep but the show is a black hole designed to scare you into revaluating your self destructive tendencies. It shows the you that you can/will become if you throw responsibility out the window, knowing responsibility comes back andife hits you hard, so start now so you have the head start.

Evangelion puts your Id, ego and super ego into perspective. Everyone suffers with communicating to others, but that's ok. You need to communicate Because only you know your true feelings. It's deeper then that, there are also themes about responsibility and more.

Finally Fooly cooly is the star of anime. It just perfectly encapsulates the initial dread of living life, joining the rat race, the internalized guilt you have for indulging in the same things that other people enjoy. You'd probably think you're superior for denying yourself the little enjoyments in life because you don't want to look like some pleb. but you get over it, you have fun and enjoy life. Everything is ok.

We need to change bros, 3 years neet here. Mom dependent, sis n bros moved out when dad left.

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She’s super cool and way shorter in person. Every time I look at her I get to know that she licked my asshole and I jizzed on her tits. Best money I ever spent.

Being in a coma is nothing. If you’ve ever been put under for surgery that’s what a coma feels like. I don’t know if you remember the show I Survived on AMC or Biography Channel, but I was on it. They did a whole thing on my car wreck and how I wasn’t supposed to survive. Pic is me. I went to Washington DC and they interviewed me for eight hours and then me and my friend Allen went to a bar and I got kicked out for making out with some girl that worked for Travelocity and then I paid a homeless guy $80 to help get us back to our hotel and the whole thing was a fucking mess.

But now I’m a meathead alcoholic. I own the small apartment building I live in but that’s it.

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The Machinist
Lars & The Real Girl
Brigsby Bear
Kill Bill v. 1
The Sound of Insects

Why don’t you hire more escorts? I understand the market is dead right now, but I meant in general.

sounds stealthily kino Id watch this

If it wasn't for my mom i could live for another 100 years and not meaningfully speak to another human being.

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its been 10 years since i graduated high school and thats how long i've been a neet. feels good man

Ah,sorry.I'm not text related (YET).That's just the summary of the pic.

Twenty-two-year-old college dropout Tatsuhiro Satou has been a hikikomori for almost four years now. In his isolation, he has come to believe in many obscure conspiracy theories, but there is one in particular which he holds unshakable faith in: the theory that the evil conspirator behind his shut-in NEET (Not in Employment, Education or Training) status is the Nihon Hikikomori Kyokai (NHK)—an evil and secret organization dedicated to fostering the spread of hikikomori culture.

NHK ni Youkoso! is a psychological dramedy that follows Tatsuhiro as he strives to escape from the NHK's wicked machinations and the disease of self-wrought isolation, while struggling to even just leave his apartment and find a job. His unexpected encounter with the mysterious Misaki Nakahara might signal a reversal of fortune for Tatsuhiro, but with this meeting comes the inevitable cost of having to face his greatest fear—society.

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I wish i had a dad :(
Everytime i see a functional family,be it on tv or irl, i want to cry.

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where’s your mom bro

>waahhhh my life is so hard even though mommy and daddy pay my bills

Kill yourself, you fake ass faggot. You have no idea what true torment is.

What does he eat?

>a tv star is actually here on Yas Forums
holy fucking based roidbro

can we extend the lockdown indefinitely? nothing has changed for me except there's no traffic on my commute and the streets are full of girls in tight clothing walking and cycling.

the book was way better, it's more bleak and grounded than the anime is.
it's a short read too

>true torment
what is it?

this lockdown would've been a godsend for me as far as university goes (online classes, grades changed to Credit/No Credit instead of letter grades, no graduation ceremony) if i hadn't chosen this particular semester to have an absolute breakdown and one of the worst slumps i've been in a long time a month before, i felt like a zombie. when my mom found out i had not gone to school for a month she called my other sister crying about it.

are you american?

youtube.com/watch?v=BrNABxwP5kg

If you don't see the outside world as "life" and if you don't care about normie shit that's how

t. 7 years a shut in

>other sister
wth did you include the word other for.

Based anime enlightenment

Imagine yourself spending months inside. That's how I feel spending months outside.

Withnail and I

Noi the Albino is absolute shut in kino

literally the only good anime

I feel the same way inside or outside, that's why I don't go out, there is no motivation for me to go out. I feel exactly the same dread and emptiness out there as I do in here, so why leave?

if you've got a stable mind and dont start digging into the walls looking for microphones or cameras good on you
living in the empty places would be better

force of habit, i have two sisters and when they come up in conversation it's a phrase i tend to use

wrong

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Now that you mention it yeah that's how I feel. It's not like I like being inside. I think I don't like existing.

>tfw decade long shut in since leaving school at 13
i love it