When did you realize the mandalorian is the best piece of starwars media to ever exist?

didn't even finish it

When my memory was wiped and I forgot about Kotor

This. The first and last two episodes were kino, though.

If we don’t count it’s definitely the best bit of Star Wars since Episode V

Since this robot first appeared.

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>The OT was heavily derived from Kurosawa’s samurai films.
>Spaghetti Westerns were also heavily derived from Kurosawa’s samurai films
>The Mandalorian is a spaghetti western
Honestly probably a lot of the SW universe so well. That, plus the set design, and having a couple decent directors.

She directed one of the shittiest episodes.
Look, I'd give up all my belongings to french kiss her asshole, but she is no director.

She should direct me to her bedroom.

God, that seven samurai episode at hippie granola village was cringe, though

It's the clone wars and it isn't even close. Baby yoda was a gimmick to get middle age women to watch and it drags the whole show

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You are wrong and will forever be wrong.
It's definitely in the top six.

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Could you imagine if she had a freshly washed asshole that you could just lick and kiss for hours on end, and maybe she'd even let you jerk off while you do it. That would be hilarious haha lol

What if she gripped your hair while she rode your face, wearing nothing but high heels and a pair of fishnet stockings? And she rides your tongue so hard you’re scared she might break your jaw? Wouldn’t that be funny ha ha

Imagine how weird it'd be if before this action she had you give her a full-body oil massage haha lol. That would be so mean of her

And what if after she was done she made you give her a foot massage lol and what if she lightly grazed against your dick by “accident,” but if you let up at all she’d chastise and degrade you lol that’s be comedy gold

can we get a /celeb/ board just to get you fuckers to jerk each other off somewhere else

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I liked it but why the fuck did they show his face

i watched a "grindhoused" version of Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope that was pretty damn interesting. playing it as if it had not been saved by competent editing job, made to feel like a real b-movie of the 70s, using extra footage and such with various quality of photography . good time!

Feels like this is the first star wars post I see in weeks

lmao no

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Link? Sounds interesting

if this had been made in 2007, she would have done 200 flips around his shoulders and Mando wouldn't have landed a single hit

This proves to me that Bryce Dallas Howard has a female power fetish.

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And thank god for that

>if this had been made in 2007, she would have done 200 flips around his shoulders and Mando wouldn't have landed a single hit
>it's less shit than it could've been
>that means it's good
lol no

it proves to me that dumb cunt is a no talent whore

>posts sex offender to complain about people posting about sex

i got this one from tpb search for the accronym : tmbtm . called the war of the stars.

he made many other interesting edits. saw one of conan with arnold all set to the epic music of MANOWAR, it works really well, it was a nice ride. all his edits were purged from vimeo, i would like to see a few more of him like his edit of a SW prequel made to look like a serial of the 30s , the few images i saw looked real sharp. great vibe.

nigger they fight each other to a standstill, Cara is skilled at CQC, Mando is a jack-of-all-trades, i don't see how this is "cucked"

>inb4 this would never happen IRL, Mando would beat her into the ground

yeah and Princess Leia would have been screaming and hiding behind Luke and Han during the Death Star escape, it's fucking Star Wars, what do you expect

Why do people shit on Return so much? I mean comparing it to Empire of course Empire will win.

for me, its the umbara arc

>nigger they fight each other to a standstill, Cara is skilled at CQC, Mando is a jack-of-all-trades, i don't see how this is "cucked"

>every time she hit him he flops around like fucking looney tunes
>she knocks him around like a bitch and spikes him to the ground
>she reacts fucking once to his punch he never knocks her down
>SHE FUCKING PUNCHES HIM IN HIS MUH BESKAR ARMOR
fucking retarded YAAASSSS KWEEEN faggotry

Neat. Mite check it out

>stomps out his flamethrower

Ewoks

It hijacks the western aesthetic without any impact in terms of gunplay, character or themes
It's pure product built for consoomers who want to distance themselves from the drivel-chugging sequel apologists but it's largely the same garbage

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So it’s 1/2 really good, 1/2 really really shit.
>Lucas doesn’t know how to resolve a love triangle, so he made Leia Luke’s Sister, which clearly wasn’t planned
>They tried to build up suspense for Fett as a major badass/antagonist, and then he dies like a cartoon character
>The ‘Han Rescue’ plan made no sense
>The Empire vs Ewok battle is very anticlimactic
Those are the big ones for me, and they’re really big. But the Vader scenes and the Speeder Chase were kino.

She is LITTERALLY bigger than him
What do you expect

shes punching metal

>She is LITTERALLY bigger than him
how fucking stupid are you? how fucking retarded are you? stupid fucking cunt mando's actor is 5'11 you dumb fucking bitch that "mma" landwhale is 5'8 they literally put a fucking midget in a suit to make her look bigger for the fight you dumb fucking cunt

>, so he made Leia Luke’s Sister, which clearly wasn’t planned
Doesnt yoda say "no there is another" in Empire?
The rest makes sense albeit nitpicky.

>the entire 5 middle episodes were filler
Stand alone episodes are not "filler".

He does, but I have a suspicion they didn’t know who “the other” was at the time of writing. Iirc I read a while back George had hoped for 5 movies in the saga before the final Luke vs Vader showdown, and it got condensed into a trilogy (Fett was going to be the main antagonist of movie 3; hence why he had so much buildup with so little payoff). If that were the case, the “other” probably would’ve wound up being some sort of competition or antagonist.

It seems pretty clear Leia wasn’t intended to be Luke’s sister because of their interactions in the first two movies. Lucas just needed to wrap up the whole “There is Another” thread, and the love triangle, and did it with another “they’re related” twist.

>George had hoped for 5 movies in the saga
Never heard that before. That would explain everything

The "other" was meant to be Luke's super-secret sister that Lucas was gonna reveal one of the upcoming planned movies (either 3, 4, or 5) but he got wary of Star War's staying power and hastily wrote it away as Leia

>He does, but I have a suspicion they didn’t know who “the other” was at the time of writing
The ending of Empire literally has Leia sensing Luke through the Force which is why she tells Lando to go back to Cloud City to pick him up

Super rushed first act. Slow second act. Third act bogged down with Ewoks, which are the first explicitly-kiddie shit in Star Wars.

Sorry, let me rephrase. The middle five episodes were garbage that I would never want to rewatch ever again.

>slave labor/ trafficking
>in my starwars kids cartoon
>that the mouse bought

puts a smile on my mug every time I think of it

As long as we have that straight.

>disney releases something mediocre after several awful movies
>"star wars is saved guys, mandalorian is the best content we've had in years!"

You're part of the problem. This show is riddled with plot holes, contrivances and inconsistencies to the point where it's basically unwatchable unless you were already high on the disney kool-aid or you're just really desperate to like star wars again.

Literally the only reason people like it is cause "DUDE (not)BOBA FETT! EPIC!"
Also it kinda shows a craving for cool male characters.

>Also it kinda shows a craving for cool male characters.
>cool male characters.
>gets fucking rekt by some fat bitch
hahahaha

>Literally the only reason people like it is cause "DUDE (not)BOBA FETT! EPIC!"

And what the hell is wrong with that?