the choice that destroyed Yas Forums.
The choice that destroyed Yas Forums
Jacob Hernandez
Michael Martinez
Goddamn it, it's Daphne. Fuck you if you say Velma.
Jose Carter
This. I don't know if people just want to be contrarians or what, but there's never been anything sexy about Velma.
Jordan Peterson
For me? It's eating scooby doos shit.
Carter Peterson
Can’t I have both?
Brayden Myers
>Wanting to fuck cartoons
What's wrong with you?
Lincoln Barnes
People pick Velma because they think she's attainable, but Velma is still a girl. She doesn't want Shaggy even though they're both 3/10s, she wants Fred. She thinks she should be pulling the same dick as Daphne and she thinks she's too good for you too.
Since both of them are out of your league, might as well get the better pussy and go with Daphne.
Dominic Rodriguez
i want to fuck shaggy
James Allen
Velma would stick by me and is still hot, Daphne is the type of roastie not to be trusted.
Oliver Fisher
Jack Roberts
Mason Edwards
I just like fat hairy ugly girls with glasses, I know they don't want me, I'm not stupid.
David Sanders
I bet Velma got that super gawk gawk 3000 with double hand suction grip
Christian Turner
What I want to know is what is the correlation between Velmafags and Reifags vs the correlation between Asukafags and Daphnefags.
I just have to know.
Jace Hernandez
they made her hot in the movies. cartoon wise tho youre right
Noah Jackson
>People pick Velma because they think she's attainable,
No actually, I pick Velma because she makes my dick hard and i like the idea of raw-dogging (geddit, cus is scooby doo lol?) her fat, nerdy ass. My preference for her in no way influence by some fallacious belief that her low sexual market value informs and mitigates her natural female instinct for hypergamy.
David Sanders
>I just like fat hairy ugly girls with glasses
>i like the idea of raw-dogging her fat, nerdy ass
And the reason is that subconscious identifies her as attainable, even if you don't recognize it or in the cold light of day realize it's false. That's why you have a sexual preference for fat ugly chicks that you've never bothered to question.
Blake Bell
Ok, now that's based.
Parker Taylor
What I want to know is how this cross correlation plots against the political and economic axises.
Gavin Wilson
Jeremiah Flores
Julian Bell
Maybe he just wants plump, stout kids on a genetic level? Theres nothing to suggest she's obese or unhealthy. Leave that user alone you dont decide what's evolutionary prefferable, life does.
Dominic Young
/thread
Jacob Taylor
Ruined by terrible Miccuci voice.
Josiah Green
>People pick Velma because they think she's attainable
HAHAHAHAHAHA
you fuckin' pleb
>Velmafags and Reifags vs the correlation between Asukafags and Daphnefags
Rei and Asscunt a shit, give me the drunk brunette
Easton Wood
Cartoon Daphne and live action Velma. All other choices are wrong, you disgusting incels.
Nathaniel Anderson
Misato is a centrists' choice, pleb. Make up your mind, coward.
Kayden Walker
Fine, then. And yes, I know she's used goods that's been rode hard and put away wet. That's the point.
Nathaniel Cox
They made Velma hotter in later iterations. But in the original series if you dont choose Daphne, you gay.
Aaron Morales
DROPPED
Evan Wood
Jesus someone else here is fighting the attainable argument about Velma? I just showed up. Good work.
Any of you who like Velma are fucking cowards or fat fetishists. The second is fine if you accept it, but gross. Hot redhead wins over frumpy fat girl every time.
Matthew Sullivan
She's not fat.
Jason Jones
And evolution determines that beta males seek beta scraps.
John Roberts
The sexy red haired Dapne or The ugly specky four eyed Velma
I wonder who is better
Henry Campbell
Literally no one prefers Daphne over Velma.
Nicholas Rodriguez
Yes, she is. Call it thicc, chubby, whatever you want, she's fat.
Dylan Brown
>That's why you have a sexual preference for fat ugly chicks that you've never bothered to question.
Or maybe its because she looks like a younger version of my mom, did your armchair evol psych-spewing ass ever consider that possibility?
Bentley Garcia
How do you reconcile your incel theories with the fact that almost all "beta males" want Stacies?
Kayden Rogers
>Velma Dinkley
>15
>4'9"
>95 lbs
Imagine
Aiden Price
Real alpha males get whoever they want, regardless.
Jace Sanders
>oy gevalt
Jonathan Russell
Not him and in fact I disagree with him but Evopsych is more accepted than psychoanalysis these days.
Joshua Walker
Both on their knees giving me a double blowjob.
Camden Brown
why does shadman draw such shit art?
he wasn't this horrible 4 or 5 years ago. His drawings were much better and they were almost always entertaining.
he draws fuck-all nowadays
Jace Jackson
And since your dad was a faggy beta male like you, your fat ugly mom is the epitome of the attainable female to you.
Hunter Foster
At least his dad got laid, unlike you.
Liam Cox
Men, by nature, want to better themselves and dominate their fellows. Even the weak beta males want to be the strongest and smartest. They want to breed with the best. It's what separates us from women.
Recently though, there's been a new subclass of untermensch that's practically on woman-level themselves. These incels would take a beating just to have someone talk to them. These are the non-men that prefer Velma. Whatever evolutionary trait to make them want to be the best and find the best mate to pass their genes on has failed. We can only appreciate that this is a self-correcting problem.
Landon Sanchez
Nah, I fucked his dad too. Like I said, faggy beta male.
Dominic Powell
>there's nothing to suggest she's obese or unhealthy
A woman's mother is the most reliable indicator of what she'll look like and bruh have you seen Velma's mom? meanwhile Daphne's mom
Evan Garcia
Andrew Edwards
dam nigga u gay
Connor Gonzalez
>Ambition: To eat more scooby snacks
my man Scooby has his priorities straight
truly a good role-model for young children
Noah Campbell
The real answer is both
>Everyone's mind works exactly the same as mine does
Literally autism
Colton Scott
Daphne's mom is just fucking unrealistic though, she had like 4 daughters and still looks like the wall is on another continent.
Michael Myers
>Men, by nature, want to better themselves and dominate their fellows. Even the weak beta males want to be the strongest and smartest. They want to breed with the best. It's what separates us from women.
>Recently though, there's been a new subclass of untermensch that's practically on woman-level themselves. These incels would take a beating just to have someone talk to them. These are the non-men that prefer Velma. Whatever evolutionary trait to make them want to be the best and find the best mate to pass their genes on has failed. We can only appreciate that this is a self-correcting problem.
Jaxson Collins
There really should only be one way for the mind to work. It would solve literally everything.
Adam Murphy
>your fat ugly mom is the epitome of the attainable female to you.
Well, since you phrase it that way, isnt the very existence of myself/my genes literal proof that such thots ARE attainable? I wouldnt be here if they werent.
>Men, by nature, want to better themselves and dominate their fellows. Even the weak beta males want to be the strongest and smartest. They want to breed with the best. It's what separates us from women.
You know nietzsche died penniless and childless and throughout his short, miserable life, only ever had sex with prostitutes, right?
Luke Collins
>4'9
>95lbs
IMAGINE
Hunter Lee
user, you know I fucking desire sauce
Samuel Sullivan
The patrician choice is being a Kaworu fag
Kevin Miller
>men want to [...] dominate their fellows
fuck no. That's what women are like
truly great men want to better themselves and everyone around them through COOPERATION
it's shadman, isn't it obvious?
Justin Sullivan
She'd be much thinner, my girl is 5'1 and 110lbs and she's a twig compared to Velma.
Nathan Miller
>16 year old having an affair with a man in his 30s
Oy gevalt.
Carson Powell
>Age: Sweet 16
Bentley Adams
>truly great men want to better themselves and everyone around them through COOPERATION
Gonna have to cosign this one, dawg; the best men are driven to rule because they know they can do it better than anyone else and elevate their environment and their tribe better than anyone else, not just for their own glory or for the prestige of being a ruler.
Cooper Cox