>Theres no way to spin it, Rowling lost her fucking mind when she dropped that.
wait, if there were no toilets in hogwarts in the past, why the fudge was there a chamber of secrets that could be accessed via the girls toilet? was the toilet built around the entrance later? was the entrance just out in the open before that?
Harry, did I ever tell you about time-turners...
You forgot one
>literal saver of their entire world, every single person in their world knows his name, he is literally the most famous, and beloved kid in the wizarding world
You're the retarded one. A striker in soccer has the job of scoring goals, but that doesn't mean they can't/don't help in defence or that a defender can't score.
You've literally said that only the seeker can catch the snitch, but now apparently that's not true and other people just don't. Make up your mind.
>Why can't you touch the ball with your hands in soccer?
Because the rules expressly forbid it unless you're a goalkeeper. The quidditch rules, as you've admitted, do not expressly forbid non-seekers from catching the snitch.
Do you have autism?
Toilets were added later, at the same time as the chamber, before that they all just shit on the floor.
It is really mind-boggling to see some retards still defending this crap.
Do you really think people play defense in football because of the fucking RULES you normie cunt?
It is out of necessity. If there is a condition you can instantly win. There would be no positions. Everybody would abuse the fuck out of that condition.