Worst movie you've ever seen

but that looks like some amature porn shit. we're talking about actual movies

Good little atmospheric slasher. The Producers Cut has even better atmosphere.

Its an actual movie. I rented it from a video store years ago. No it wasn't in the back it was in the front on a shelf. There is one brief booby shot. Its a genuine film and it sucks

>Tfw trying to think of a bad movie but can't even think of a good movie
What happened to hollywood bros

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>Good
explain

>in space there is no daylight
actually a pretty cool tag line

I've probably seen worse, but this jumps to mind.

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At least its original

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I have a short memory so I don't know but I would still like to take the time to tell everyone not to watch this fucking meme

0/10

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Zoom zoom zoooooooom

Oh I get where they got the idea for it, still I like the tag line.
Its the one with casper van dien right? Movie was retarded but then, what can you expect from a space vampire movie

Is this really as bad as people say

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Nothing can beat those shitty VHS animated sequels to major movies that went straight to video (pic related x10000)

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yes, absolutely terrible movie

Disney Channel movies

> 4 felt like some shiitytty teenager fan fiction.

Are you fucking deranged? What does this even mean?

4 has no flaws of note besides the mask. And has all the following pros in it's favor.

> Great moody opening credits surveying farm equipment adorned with Halloween decorations.
> Solid score.
> The film certainty has a different feel from the original 2 films but is still very suspenseful & atmospheric in it's own way.
> Like 2 the film does a decent job of fleshing out Haddonfield as a real town with culture & history.
> Donald as always is great.
> Harris as Jamie remains among the best performances from a child actor I have encountered in a horror film.
> Rachel is a solid final girl.
> Sheriff Meeker (beau starr) I have always thought to be cool, his professional & trusting interaction with Loomis is more enjoyable then the more strained back & forth between Brackett & Loomis in 1/2. We get a faint hint of laziness/denial on his part with him initially trying to blow Loomis off but once he takes things seriously he goes into war mode like a boss.
> I liked that they wrote both Loomis & Myers as having learned from the events of 78, what with Loomis not hesitating to demand a town wide curfew which he resisted doing in 78 and Myers taking out both the Police & Power stations early on & letting officer Logan take him directly to his targets.
> Build up to & reveal of the police station massacre is chilling as well as the triple Michael sequence.
> This is easily the most powerful we have ever seen Myers on film.
> Entire ending from the battle atop the truck to the shootdown, to the twist is epic as hell.

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probably, i don't think anybody actually saw this though. it may not even exist

based myers poster

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> Better more dignified death for Jamie.
> Loomis actually reacting to finding her body and being upset.
> More interaction between Loomis & Wynn.
> Better music.
> MUCH better lighting & editing.
> MUCH better explanation & use of the cult. Purely Supernatural in nature, the theatrical cut tried to make it mad science inexplicably.
> Better more unique & believable defeat of Myers.
> VASTLY better ending for Loomis.

Halloween 4 is my favorite I think. 1 is good, but I really prefer the feel of 4 and I really do like seein the townsfolk going vigilante. Its what would happen if a murderer who had killed people there a few years before was runnin loose

So is this showing a cuck and a chad? Jewellywood is so subtle nowadays.

1 is the best made but for me 2 & 4 are my favorites about equally, if pushed I will say 4.

Same with me. The tone and atmosphere just speak to me, the characters are great, and Loomis scene in the gas station where he confronts Michael...chills, man.

Is this the based fellow Friday 1 Chad from the Jason thread going on?

what do you bros think about the 2018 movie. I liked it a lot but I understand the hate

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No that's me, I am Friday 1 chad. AMA

You haven't seen a lot of movies then if that's the wost you ever saw, reeks of casual in here.

Check out this podcast with 2 movie buffs gushing over H4.

1 of them is Carlyle from SPILL.COM and who wrote Sinister & Doctor Strange.

blogtalkradio.com/junkfoodcinema/2015/10/29/halloween-4-the-return-of-michael-myers

It was ok. Theres certainly worse movies in the series. Still its not 1, 2, or 4. I'd put it on par with H20

Fuck Friday, those movies are complete shit.

>in space there is no daylight
nigga are you for real
where do they think daylight comes from?

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anything from wes anderson

Nope I'm meh about f13 P1.

I am in that thread however.

Get fucked Myersfaggot, he's weak and stupid and a pawn of druid cultists

Rab Zambie Halloween 2 is a cerebral horror masterpiece and I won't hear anything different.

I do wonder why the makeup/costume for 8 was so disappointing compared to 7. No ribcage? Why?

I am...
And sadly I haven't seen 2018.

Patrician as fuck, it's like a mix of a low brow gore slasher and an intelligent character-driven thriller with surrealist elements. H2 is pleb filter

H6 isnt even canon. Your origin movie is about a fucking mom lmao get wrecked

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It's an unfinished, poorly filmed mess, raped by producers who couldn't decided what they wanted. And what they wanted to do was the stupidest thing you could've done with a character of Michael Myers. It's barely a movie. So yes, nigger, it's a competent contestant for this spot. What's your pick "Movie with politics I don't like", some shitty sexploitation flick from 70? Hit us with your pick. Hardcore mutt.

Halloween resurrection is even worse

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>And what they wanted to do was the stupidest thing you could've done with a character of Michael Myers

Which was what? Make him a member/force of a cult? The thing that Halloween 5 basically sets up, yet people give that movie a complete pass?

>NO YOU MUST WATCH MORE BAD MOVIES LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!
not my fault you continuously have shit taste

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Halloween 2 is the best one. Also, the Japanese poster is the best poster of all time

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I unironically agree and I'm glad to see someone else that understands how beautifully absurd that movie is. It's probably the 3rd best Halloween movie, maybe even the 2nd. And as far as "modern slashers" go it might be the best.

Speaking that pic, JIGSAW was fucking stupid

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I don't know what you people see in that movie, I could barely get through it. What is it that I'm missing?

H - Atmospheric masterpiece. Creepiest MM and best music and cinematography of the series.

H2 - Slasher classic.

H3 - Really good really creepy horror flick. I'm glad people have been coming around to it the last ten years or so.

H4 - Flawed but fun slasher. Good atmosphere and great ending.

H5 - Fuck you I like it despite its flaws. Nice dark tone and a real mean streak.

H6TC - Decent slasher. Definitely the angrier of the two cuts and I prefer Michael not being the Cults bitch.

H6PC - Overall the better of the two cuts. Darker and more atmospheric with more Loomis and better music.

H20 - Meh. Too polished and Scream like. It has its moments though

HR - lol no.

RZH - Sluggish bore that is an annoying chore to get through.

RZH2 - MUCH better than RZH. I like the artsy fartsy stuff and dig the nihilistic tone. Still has its issues.

H'18 - Meh. Some decent to really good moments, MM looks cool and the music is a awesome. I dislike the story. Theres too much humor. Too much non horror drama. Ignoring the first films ending was dumb. The last third is sluggish. Sartain is a horrible character . Definition of a 5/10 movie.