Hey guys, Az here, enjoying my Friday night kinos. U mirin' brah?

miss you brah

we're all gonna make it

WTF, i was just thinking about zyzz 10 minutes ago now this, blessed thread!

I heemed this nigga a day before his death

are you a thai ladyboy?

Zyzz was an 18 year old kid who was only 130 lbs. He decided to work out but his diet and routine sucked so much he became bitter and impatient. He decided to start running gear. After a cycle or two he looked great. The only problem was as soon as he got off the gear, he would start losing mass and that cut look so he opted to start being on gear all the time (at unsafe dosages, mind you) along with T3 and clenbuterol. It wasn't enough, he had veneers put in, a nose job and jaw work done because he was so insecure. After he became a self proclaimed God, he said he looked the way he did because of genetics. Got caught when someone posted a picture of him getting a shot in his butt.

One day he went to Thailand and died in the sauna of a Bangkok whorehouse with lots of Tren, Test, Clen, t3, and drugs in his system. He was a vain piece of shit with no respect for hormones and chemicals and it is why he died.

His fan base happens to be some of the most pathetic fucking pieces of shit to ever come into existence. They live their life through Zyzz because they don't love themselves and they try to emulate him. They are like fucking parrots and will jump to defend Zyzz any chance they get.

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>in wreck
>surgery
>incurable nerve damage now
>lost 60 pounds of muscle in a month
>now can barely function
>doctors wont help me even though I spend literal months just waiting to talk to the fuckers for five minutes

Zyzz... I thought... I thought I was gonna make it

Perhaps the only way for me to make it now is to build up the guts to inhale some helium

>he popularized the phrases "u mad" and "come at me bro"

false

yeah brah i'm making a zyzz thread on Yas Forums every day to keep the legacy alive. i made one yesterday too. all i've gotta do is put kino in the post and the retarded jannys think it's Yas Forums related. come at me bro

t. one of the pic related roasties

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fuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaarkk

amen

I lived longer than Zyzz and am still getting laid

He's the loser and I'm the winner

literally the only person to actually look like a FF character

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1) he never hid his gear usage. he would always post about cycles, that's how we know his cycles were reckless dumbfuck. he made a thread about dnp, fucking dnp, like way early in his lifting career if im not mistaken. there's a selfie of him smiling holding up a box of deca for fucks sake

2) his diet and routine weren't the best but it was obviously enough to get him his look. there's no such thing as just having a shitty diet/routine and being 200+lbs shredded to the bone. he very much lived a bodybuilding lifestyle, you obviously know nothing about gear if you think it can carry you THAT far. if anything he could've worked on form. he partied a lot so he needed all that gear coupled with adequate-good training and diet to maintain his physic

kill yourself

Sharky killed Zyzz.

>undisputed kings of bantz for years
>Get bent out of shape when people tell the truth about zyzz
What happened to shitpostin straya?

A guy who died from doing so many roids.

So why do people like this cheating manlet again?

no it's true, they were used in the bb.com misc circles and he spread them into mainstream bro/meme culture. zyzz had a fuckton of influence that was largely forgotten by about the middle of the decade

Prime example of a highly ignorant turboChad with a heart of gold.

Legend

he was based
simple as

chestbrah killed zyzz

so based

these aren't him though, his fb is www.archive.is/wkbh

Sorry bro, that's fucking tough. Hope you can find peace.

Not only did he have sex with men but I got you hotheaded and seething with an encyclopedia dramatica copy paste.

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>tfw I watch "Zyzz - The Legacy" kino for the millionth time and get beyond motivated and full of joy as much as the first time I watched it

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or maybe it's wbkh I don't remember and i'm not at my computer rn
fuark

based soiPhoneposting tranny

hey phaggit i typed all that out. i've dedicated the past two years of my life to studying the king. don't make up lies about him you fuck

How come he didnt have a roid gut?

Angels don't get roid guts

i'm still mirin' brah
even if he's in the great beyond

just a cunt overdosing on steroids

probably because he didn't go too hard on the anabolics. he gained mass at a steady rate and he never even had that much mass at his peak (he was the precursor to 'fitness influencers' but compared to modern day fitness influencers he is pretty small). zyzz went hard on the cutting agents though. he would post about dnp when he was like 17 which is carcinogenic and WILL kill you

Your mancrush died with his body full of ladyboy cum and chinese gear, probably just with thai guys because he's well known for going to gay clubs and homosexual sex, at least I worked hard for my muscles

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>g-guys i'm better than zyzz
nobody is.

Sharky got to him

I am because

1) I am not a shitskin
2) I am not a shitty meme
3) I am still alive

Checkmate

>t. fag starved for attention
have a humanitarian aid (You)

>Died: August 5, 2011
I refuse to believe nearly an entire decade passed already

Fuck, I unironically miss this cunt :( I loved how he got so many people pissed off and sperging out. The dude was clearly playing a character and never really got the chance to explain it all.

>remembering Jojan being pissed at him

>I am
literally who?

i hope you die

Peak aesthetics... flew too close to the Sun

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man the harpoons brahs

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zyzz without gear or plastic surgery looks like an incel

good that he died before the joke got stale as shit, unlike that rat faced kike reviewbrah

he wasn't a chad dude, he had plastic surgery. i can respect that he basically created himself but he was definitely not a chad

>2) his diet and routine weren't the best but it was obviously enough to get him his look. there's no such thing as just having a shitty diet/routine and being 200+lbs shredded to the bone. he very much lived a bodybuilding lifestyle, you obviously know nothing about gear if you think it can carry you THAT far. if anything he could've worked on form. he partied a lot so he needed all that gear coupled with adequate-good training and diet to maintain his physic

clueless moron. steroids were literally invented to put on muscle mass with no work.