What are some health care kinos?

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>implying anyone on Yas Forums has any of those

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who /chadsthatfuckedtheirnursesandgotthemfired/ here. got 3 of them fired and i'm banned from 3 diff hospitals

harmless desu as long as face isn't involved.

some of them chase after doctors to be sure but who tf would want anything to do with a disgusting nurse? all they do all day is wipe people's asses, empty out bedpans and help old people wash their genitals. fucking nasty creatures, would not fuck.
t. worked at a hospital for 2 years 20 years ago

The Last Dance (Daibyonin, 1993)

F

House MD

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Please don't mock me, I've always been pretty cool to you.

Same but my cock is only like 5.2 inches so I didn't expect her to be excited

me in the back

fpbp

how do i get a cute fat assed nurse gf?

im a mailman so with our combined income wed have enough money to not live around blacks

is there a job with a bigger difference between expectation vs. reality?

doctors in shows/movies are always rich Chads who save lives and bang hot nurses in their million dollar houses. in reality, most doctors are manlet Pajeets doing check ups on obese people's diabetes feet

lol based, i'd say get injured, like some kind of jackass penis injury

>only like 5.2 inches
Damn dude, that's a shame
something something bbc something something

sauce

if you're a nigger then you're already halfway there.

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that's every STEM field

I dont like sex anyway, maybe it's related

sit on my FUCKING FAAAAAAAAAAACE

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That's obviously the nigga from the cover of The Bends by Radiohead you lying sack of shit

I’m an electrician which qualifies me more than (You), if income is a determining factor

I was getting too much pleasure out of it. I would get very aroused when I was servicing these men and I would look forward to it when I wasn't working. Sometimes I even thought about it when I was masturbating or having sex. At the time I made the excuse that it was normal for me to be aroused because penises are penises, but eventually I realized I couldn’t say that it was only about the patients anymore, and that made me question whether I should be doing it at all. I still didn’t stop because I kept justifying it to myself. It made me feel sexy.

So, back to how I got caught. On an evening shift I was alone with a patient who I had been giving blowjobs to for a few weeks. I had been giving them with my scrubs shirt off and a see-through bra, or one that didn’t cover my nipples. On that evening, while I was giving him a blowjob, a friend/coworker walked in. I don’t know how I didn’t hear her...I had always heard people coming before that. If I didn’t have my shirt off then I probably would have gotten away with it (all she saw was me putting my shirt back on).

It was the most awkward moment of my life... She was absolutely shocked and she turned right back around and left. I ran after her and found her in the break room. I started crying and I lied to her. I told her I had never done anything like that before and that all I did was flash him. I told her that things were bad in my relationship and that I got a crush. The patient was a young guy who was pretty attractive so it seemed plausible to me. My coworker was so shocked she stayed completely silent and looked like she was going to cry along with me. We weren’t super close friends, but we had spent some time together outside of work. Without even saying anything, she walked away and we avoided each other for the rest of the evening.

>>>>

this is literally all i want in my life

I couldn’t sleep one wink that night. I didn’t tell my fiancee because I was so scared and ashamed...I guess I wanted to pretend it didn’t happen. The next day my coworker texted me and told me that I could either tell our boss, she could tell our boss, or I could quit. At that time I had been thinking about applying to grad school, so there was no way my boss could find out. I also worried that I would be arrested. So, a week later I pretended that I found a new job and I quit. They gave me a cake and everything. It was mortifying, but I did a good job of pretending.

I told my fiance at that point and he was devastated. He blamed himself for letting me do it. After lots of thinking and being unemployed for a few months, I realized that I couldn’t handle being a nurse so I stopped applying to grad school and started working in a different field in an entry level position. I was very depressed for months. I started having sex with random people from Tinder (my fiancee was usually at work and he didnt know at first). Our relationship became officially open after I told him. A few times I had sex for money through Craigslist, but I made myself stop doing that even though it made me feel so good about myself (I know...).

But things have gotten better since then. I like my new career (but not as much as nursing) and I’ve been promoted two times. We got engaged four months ago and it’s been great. We still have an open relationship but it feels healthy, and one of the things that I’ve been working on with my therapist is how I’ve had somewhat of a sex addiction for most of my life.

Me in the bed

anyone here speak beaner?

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This is even better with audio
youtube.com/watch?v=cSeKBlDjge8

*my iron lung plays*

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Is there a visible panty line there or am I just seeing faces in clouds?

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>PROTECT THE NHS
do britbongs really?

Nice pasta you larping fat needledick faggot

The thought process from beginning to end is both fascinating and horrifying. Probably spread STDs.

young man, it's the 10th time I see you here today, I told you you're fine

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OK Abdul

This
I'm finishing up my internship(residency) and I'd want nothing to do with a nurse in my personal life, they do all the shit dirty jobs and are also often generally unpleasant people(because they lack the iq and education of actual doctors, but have 100% of the ego)
Give me a comfy humanities gf or nerdy IT gf any day over that

"""co-worker"""

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Boy for the 10th time i already said you don't have anything

see
I beat you to it

dont make me do it, alicefag...

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I see pusy!!

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I work in a hospital.
I'm actually here right now.
Working here has given me a tremendous preoccupation with asses in scrubs. Good Lord, when we have students they have to wear sheer white bottoms and you can totally see their panties through them.

she's built like an r. crumb character

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Was it during an exam? I got a semi last time my wiener got inspected during a physical

at least one weirdo creep posted a pic of his own wifes ass after i got trips once

Unironically made me a little wet
t. White girl with big boobs

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I had struck up a rapport with her over the days I was in stuck in hospital and was able to get a pity hj. They're fairly common in South America

there's a milf that's like 40ish or 50ish that works in my doctors office similar ass like this but its fatter, bigger, and rounder. it's one of thise 1 out of 1000 asses. i would kill people for that ass if she asked me.

mind if I BLACK you?

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I'm going to get my head kicked in one of these days.

ackshually i made that image and made a similar radiohead joke yesterday so get pwned

Incels belong in camps

post the best one you got

le tits or le get le fuck out

pictoa.com/albums/dimple-booty-lindz-homemade-2163811.html

have fun

that is really gross

nobody asked you, also i fucked your wife
>t.plumber

No, I'm engaged to a white guy
Le no. Now go cry about how asian women are superior you incel.

>blacked
it's SHIT

I've been wondering: is this some kind of conditioning to post porn all the time? It can't be just regular people doing this shit, it's too boring and repetitive. I see so many threads where there is a topic and a woman unrelated to it, is Yas Forums really this full of simps and cucks or is it CIA posting shit to make us waste our time on worthless shit

>have fun
With what?

I won't get pwned but I will take your word for it. don't make me regret it

low effort posters know that ass will get replies

Why not both?

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No it's just dumb cumbrains

It's less than a handful of nonwhites that do it on /sp/ and Yas Forums

Built for BBC

>not doing it yourself

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It's basically a lot of coomers with way too much free time

>It can't be just regular people doing this shit, it's too boring and repetitive
sorry would you rather have another pepe image asking a question or quoting a cliche
perhaps a wojak or an unfunny sneed edit
fuck off faggot

*insists on giving your BWC a thourough examination*

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What a silly conspiracy theory user. You know what? It's probably because you've not masturbated lately. Masturbating is good for cleaning out the old cob webs so you can think clearly, you know? Ha ha ha. You should watch pornography and masturbate regularly. It is good for you user. And it is "based".