ITT: Smart films for stupid people

ITT: Smart films for stupid people.

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She looks so cute in her little flower outfit. Her brapper looks nice and plump too. Fat little piggy

Sneedsommar

So why haven’t the authorities noticed that there’s a pagan murder cult in an open unconcealed field?

ITT: Propaganda films for anti-Caucasian traditions and culture

I’m Swedish and I swear I have literally never killed anyone or had ceremonious deflowering of a 14 year old (ffs the legal age is 15)

This movie was made by Jews to have Muslims invade Sweden and for people to be cool with it because “Swedes are fucking crazy pagans wtf?” That way jews don’t have to worry about people getting ideas of sharing Israel with Muslims

Interstellar

WHITE PEOPLE BAD

go on a murder rampage and/or plants some bombs instead of posting here then retard
don't forget to off yourself once it's done

Ah, the newest bone chilling slow burn (best of the decade!!) by none other than A24! I see you are a fellow kinosseur!

Why would I do any of these

Fuck Swedes, heathens and Scandinavians, your traditions are heresy and gay

>European pagans didn’t practice human sacrifice
Ok retard

Joker
Parasite

how else are you gonna fight those jewish muslim? you know you want it

Ex Machina
The Witch
It Follows

Holy fuck these were so bad and superficial. Bland.

>hey dude you’re into ritualistic sacrifice because 3000 years ago maybe your ancestors sacrificed people

Stop getting your information from tv, Sweden has been “Christian” for a millenia and before then Vikings sacrificed animals n stuff. Not people. We didn’t have horned helmets either and we don’t go around raping people.

So you mean you’ve ceremoniously deflowered a 15 year old?

this movie is proof that the soi-audience doesnt care about film making. they will eat anything up as long as it has spo0oo000oo0o0o0oky shit going on in the background.

>”cults don’t exist anymore bro”
Quit embarrassing yourself, Sven.

There are more cults in the states than the rest of the world combined

Except maybe Ireland

actually technically untrue, vikings did sacrifice humans according to tacitus and bede, but desu their form of human sacrifice was pretty based

thieves, murderers and cheats were hung on a tree upside down, then speared or shanked to death

pedophiles, rapists, homosexuals and cowards that fled from battle were pushed into a bog, then forced down with sticks until they drowned in mud

really more of a ritualized form of execution than human sacrifice, oh, and they only sacrificed men, not women or children like im presuming this stupid movie probably shows

Well yeah that’s not sacrifice that’s law and order

She is quite a cute, i wish i had a emotional gf like this to take care of

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You haven't watched it and no one else is going to watch a fucking 3 hour movie for the one (1) image in the background that most will never even notice. Where are you even getting this bullshit from?

Dishonest films for stupid people.

Why are you replying to yourself

its implied that it was, we know that hanging and stabbing was a death associated with odin, and odin is often called "God of the Hanged Men". i will admit it seems strange to sacrifice criminals to gods, you would think they would reject such human refuse.

>There are more cults in the states than the rest of the world combined
So? We get movies about our cults all the fucking time and you don’t see us whining about it.

I just watched It Follows after everyone said it was the best horror film of the decade. Im not even being contrarian, I thought it was absolute dogshit. The concept is kind of cool but the execution was awful. I wasn't scared at all.
Hereditary was ok but only at the end

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based

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It’s more like honoring them(gods) we still do that, but again it’s not sacrifice.

you white devils are so fragile

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It follows was good for 5 seconds when the 8foot lanklet walked through the door or w.e the rest of it was retarded

Hurr durr std demon kills you then fucks your corpse

But if you’re the main character it plays with your hair a bit first

yes but see american cults are real and have actually killed people, whereas the idea of a swedish cult doing any harm to anyone is fucking laughable even if it does exist. the only cults in europe probably originated from america anyways, JW's and mormons for example

Atleast we’re white

Me and the neighbors unironically thought that niggers were just spoiled that they got to play outside so much that they got THAT dirty

When we learned you guys were born that way we joked that your poops must be white

Because Swedes don’t have a fucking cult lol

We dance around a pole on midsummers day and maybe eat herring and eggs that’s it. Maybe the girls dress up in festive dresses

The reason the premise is retarded is because it would be like making a movie about how Oktoberfest really is a nazi cult and they turn Jews into ale and lagers

>no characters go through any change
>no characters are ACTIVEly pushing the story forward
>2 characters are "students" aka im asking questions so we can have exposition
>1 character is solely an exposition dump
>the other faggot was there for what reason? to marvel quip every now and then?
theres literally no good character/development nor any plot at all. its just a bunch of contrived shit in order to show sp00o0o0o0o00ky villagers!!! they are so scary omg the way they dance in the background!!! OMG HE JUMPED OFF CLIFF!!!

>whereas the idea of a swedish cult doing any harm to anyone is fucking laughable even if it does exist
It’s fiction, dude. You might as well be getting mad at The Wicker Man.

You children are just as bad as the woke twitter weirdos you chastise. You're all part of the same generation of polititard autists. Everything has to have a message. Everything's politics.
>what did he mean by this
>oh my god interracial sex
>ive never had sex but in my mind i'm a tradcon husband with 3 children

Just watch movies and enjoy them. Or don't. You sound like them.

That was based on true events tho, bees and everything

>You can't make a horror movie centered around a holiday! Holidays are about fun and happy!
Get a fucking grip, soccer mom.

its fiction thats presented to americans as real, because americans are stupid enough to believe in it. you know how many niggers i know that genuinely think that white people are trying to steal black peoples brains and suck their adrenachrome because of "get out"?

Yep, A24 shits out one of these every year and every year it is hyped up as "the best of the decade" by their soi army.

>movies totally arent propaganda dude

all art and media since the time of the romans is state propaganda meant to encourage certain social programming. if those pedo-boyfuckers from 2000 years ago figured out how it works, how havent you?

Literally projecting to look like you’re on top, the only thing you’ll ever mount is a scooter buddy

>Because Swedes don’t have a fucking cult lol
Yes they do, but it's a cult of politics.

You underestimate how retarded 80% of the worlds population is

If I made a movie about white me having higher pay than women for the same post and hours 51% of the world would believe it

Kek but I was talking about the 1975 movie
>its fiction thats presented to americans as real
Are you being retarded on purpose now?

youre not from america are you?

>I have literally never killed anyone
Maybe that mentality is why you're getting taken over

>N

Why is she so happy? All her friends were brutally murdered.

Hereditary was shit and this was kino. It was surprising to say the least.

>friends

Missed the part of the movie about the week-long festival driving everything forward right down to the very end you see in the OP, eh?
It happens. Like watching Beethoven and forgetting there's a dog in the movie. That's the level you're is working on. I'm not sure what would even happen if you had to watch movie where you actually had to pay attention to shit.

Literally no one left that movie thinking swedes kill people. This was a cult.