Ro Laren's bedroom edition
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Finally a correctly labeled thread. These things matter.
>rapes BF orally
>rapes VF anally
>rims VF passionately
Please, no more drama. Let's keep this thread fun and relevant.
goblin hag
I don't find Keiko attractive. At all.
>no "X Edition" in title
>no link to previous thread
OP is underage faggot
He was prolly in a rush for fear of being outdone by another thread
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Starfleet, and I've been involved in numerous MACO raids on Xindi mining facilities, and I have over 300 confirmed innocent victims. I am trained in klingon warfare and I'm the top captain in the entire fleet. You are nothing to me but just another mission. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen. I phasered Tuvix the second i saw him, fuck that guy. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the comm channel? Think again, you blue tentacled fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of vulcan bitches across the alpha quadrant and your warp signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the plasma storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ship. You're fucking dead, kid. I can warp anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. I have the best crew at my disposal. I have a fucking armament officer whose sole purpose is to torpedo your ass. My engineer fucks vulcans. I will shit warp core fluid all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Star Trek has always been political.
How did we all end up in this forsaken corner of the internet spending our time with anons that can't even make threads correctly? Would our heroes on trek waste their time like this?
>not having a new thread ready to publish on another browser card when the old thread hits 300 or even earlier
Fucking amateurs.
It's Easter. All the shops are closed and I'm fresh outta fucks to give, so BRING IT, /TREK/!
This is political as fuck.
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guess char
Remember when Archer stole a species warp coil and left them stranded in the middle the expanse? Haha. What an awesome thing to do!
Ro thread was a side project then I realized we were at 300 posts
There's a thread for Vulcans up, too
Garak of course
>There's a thread for Vulcans up, too
It's not labeled.
no, it's not
A hero we need, but don't deserve.
just kill yourself already, worthless faggot
Guess the character
A lot of people only post in /trek/ cus that's where the (You)s are.
JL?
Justice League?
>Ro Laren thread: 30 Posts, 14 IPs
>/trek/: 25 Posts, 6 IPs
Hmm
Is 229 still posting?
Guess the pervert
/trek/ always wins in the end. Do you think OP isn't bumping from his phone?
Neelix
I'm lvl 32, network engineer, good enough job to live without worries (only slightly affected by covid), working from home. no gf, living alone. I make groceries once in two weeks or so, I barely ever leave my apartment. Unless you really want to count those store visits, my only other contact with other people is Skype at work and Yas Forums after work, since I don't use social media. Plus I'm a Star Trek fan. I guess you could already deduce that based on previous description.
Yes, Tillyfag is still posting. Xe's also very active on Discord.
>tfw you realize this is the best kind of poster you can hope for
>why doesn't steve jobs want to anonymously discuss star trek with us??
Because he's dead? Kek.
BIG THINK
For me, it's this thread, and Irish Romulan Cougar Elf Detective
>not knowing steve jobs transferred his consciousness to the apple cloud like ira graves
>goblin hag
Didn't he die because he only drank guice?
>Go to genius bar
>ask for scotch
wtf?
>comma after "for me"
why do you niggers do this?
He went through a phase years before where he only ate apples (get it... because the company is named "apple").
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Have you guys heard of this trek themed band? It's good.
No. He had cancer and thought a high dose vitamin C would cure it. So he drank gallons of orange juice.
that is pretty funny for this thread.
Really? For me it's Porthos! I would give him a mask but I don't have any left...
>He's a Gr**kfag
Fine, more Aryans for me.
Because, and i mean this sincerely, so please take it in the spirit it's intended, for me, I just like it. Would you... I dunno... like a lot of ellipses..? I bet... putting a couple... perhaps before punctuation... really tickles your tism..!
i tried
A Miranda-class headcanon variant? I would definitely shorten the pylons a bit and build up the rear section so it's not quite a perfect circle, but otherwise it's a decent effort.
>comparing people to fucking deer
>thinking an entire ecosystem will be "destroyed" because we stopped some stupid thing that feeds off death, from feeding off death
>Archer: Phlox, why are you boiler Porthos alive!
>Phlox: I thought it was a human custom?
>Archer: The Chinese aren't human! Get Porthos out of there!
so this is the power of /trek/
Sir. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
SIR.
I'm in the wrong thread.
...
rap is outlawed in the future
Don't mention the hat.
>maybe if i post a lot of retarded off topic shit in this thread, the other shitty Ro thread that i started will win!