I gave Jane an ounce of heroin and she rode my cock like a professional for it

that's gay

Have you ever met a black man named Theodore?

would you love rj mitte? seriously?

>Jane was built for BBC

what did he mean by this

Heroin kills your sex drive. Cocaine would make more sense

You must be pretty insecure if you care what woman did with here mouth in the past

nah it just makes it harder to c00m

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That's a fictional character user.

especially if she is your wife, and the past was two hours ago on her lunch break with a black coworker in his car
haha imagine caring if your wife had a black coworker ejaculate into her mouth? like it even matters

Women care what your dick didn't or did do, so why not return the favor? Why give them the upper hand?

No because he's not my son but he just kept Walt Jr at arms length.

That would have been epic! He should have at the very least enjoyed some strippers when he had his own place. Sheesh. I guess Vince isnt into vagina.

>he hasn’t experienced the double edged sword that is coke dick
Man, getting hard is a bitch but after that it’s fucking on

he kept him at arms length because walter jr was a little faggot. which is exactly when you need to spend more time with the kid

"I fucked Idris"

because Walter wasn't born into the life or trapped into it. He chose as a middle-aged man to knowingly dive deep into the game despite having had so many other opportunities in life. Saul and Mike did little things more and more and eventually realized they crossed a line. Walt knowingly crossed the line in full awareness.

Remember when Walt wanted to fuck Carmen because she was clearly coming on to him early in the series but then she freaks out and lays him off?

well, the whole point of the show was that he subconsciously hated his life and his family so became a criminal for the ego trip

Okay now I know you're joking but if Idris Elba showed up in Breaking Bad that would have been great because that man puts his all into even the shittiest role.

OP was about giving it to Jane, the hell you talking about coke dick

Well gassing Crazy 8 and Emilio was because they tried to kill/rob them so maybe self defense could be argued but kidnapping Crazy 8 holding him prisoner then strangling him to death was bigger than anything Mike and Saul did.

anywhere from £1200 to £2100 apparently

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is an ounce a lot?

Yup, Walter White is the devil. He even gave Hector Salamanca the chance to last avenge Fring. Truly, Walter White is the most dangerous of them all.

28 grams, you could sniff not even 100mg or inject like 10mg. i've never done it, i know a guy who's fucked up

i use that much in 10 minutes

I unironically want a series where characters spout off this meme shit and play it dead serious. Are there real people who say shit like this in conversation?

Where is it from? Asking for a friendo.

are those being traded in goodboy points???

so it's dealer quantity then or rich people spiraling down the drain
that sounds like an expensive habit

Empire Market

It looks like Bitcoin, Litecoin and Monero

He was larping about having coked out sex while he did neither in his life

yeah i paid with my life once

can i use empire market to buy marijuanas and alcohol?

The would just call him “T”.

yes but he went by T-Dog

I'm not sure about alcohol but I use it to buy weed, next day delivery. Every illegal drug

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This thread is getting too hot for me. Fuck this.

Yes Daddy, you did.

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I've always found this bitch off putting. She looks like a rat.

This cartel shit is getting too hot for the vet.

Why was Walt (female) such a slut bros? What the fuck was her problem
>i fucked ted
Why would Walter do that?
Haha old white man evil geddit minorities less evil hehehe
>I became Jane and took ounce of heroin and I rode you like a professional for it
>then I you came in my mouth
>i kissed you later that day
>Walter should have said this
He should have said this instead

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>Ehrmantraut was not a minority, he was white. Yet he had some ethics.

her feet literally prove that she is some kind of human rat

>Ehrmantraut was not a minority, he was white. Yet he had some ethics.
He had the most ethics in the entire show and was the most boring character especially in bcs
Not a great actor either but perfectly cast.
Also good old white men are already a minority

>Yes Daddy, you did.
She was only hot early on
Needed to put on some weight
Who gives the fuck about feet?

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>He had the most ethics in the entire show and was the most boring character especially in bcs
Reddit moment

>>He had the most ethics in the entire show and was the most boring character especially in bcs
>Reddit moment
You'd know
I keep getting banned of subreddits

cringe

>Posting on Reddit
Reddit moment

There's that time in season 1 he beats the shit out of the bully

>>Posting on Reddit
>Reddit moment
I only post to get banned
Cronge

>reddit moment
Fuck off back to ifunny underage