How does this shitty piece of crap movie have 94% fresh?

How does this shitty piece of crap movie have 94% fresh?

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I will never watch Parasite because of this film.

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wait what i don't get it

because it hits the right political talking points

I really liked this film the first time I watched it but on rewatch I couldn't understand why. It was so... amateurish? The dialogue was awful, the action scenes are full of that speed-up slow-down shit everyone said they hated, the social commentary is hamfisted at best, and the acting is just okay. The only thing it has going for it is the gimmicky concept and set design. If you told me this was directed by a best picture winner I would have laughed.

Parasite is really good though, like it was directed by someone else.

Totally get this. Piece of shit film masquerading as kino. A thin veneer of interesting setting and decent performances betrayed by utterly shit writing and ham-fisted execution

because it's doopin' mental lad.

Because "bro it's about class society" is the sort of thing the midwits who review films for a living think is insightful

it has a fantastic cast in an absolute nonsensically shit setting and captain america ate a baby, what's not to like?

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>user's ban is over
how we celebrating bros

I thought it was a lot better than parasite. Also snowpiercer is a sequel to Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.

Why did they even keep the poor bum wagon attached? Just get rid of that shit, nigga

because the conductor is a philanthropist

They needed a source of kids to operate the engine. Why things were made that way in the first place is another question that I'm not going to answer because it's fucking stupid.

Isn't this prequel of charlie and the chocolate factory

YOU CAN FUCKING DIE

>They needed a source of kids to operate the engine.
Omg I think my brain purposefully made me forget that part to protect me.

Did they mention why the train has to be moving? Couldn't they just stay stationary? You can use the power you're not using to move to power everything else instead

They could have addressed that in like a line or two of dialogue but didn't.

>movie end with a shot of a polar bear who eats the last two survivors
>the end

What did they mean by this.

Parasite is equally trash

poor people ruin everything

Same director

No they aren't racist brainlet.

good movie and parasite is better

Same director. Why would I waste my time after seeing Snowpiercer? (well half of it before I turned it off).

Director of snowpiercer

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Who are you trying to fool?

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Director of parasite.

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Same.

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It was a bretty good movie

because they are remaking it as a tv show with a dredlocked black character

They look identical

>I will never watch Parasite because of this film.
Parasite is the best unintentional dark comedy I've seen in years
Snowpisser is just fun to rewatch for the visuals and communist train concept

dat booze bloat

Racist.

>it has a fantastic cast in an absolute nonsensically shit setting and captain america ate a baby, what's not to like?
This
It's such a waste of talent
Nowhere as near as much as okja though
They do mention it has to do with something something intake of air engine blah blah ice something didn't they? Seems like a massive risk to keep the train moving but much like the movie itself it's only surface level deep not much thought was put into it besides whatever makes it look cool
Think the matrix except dumber

>unintentional dark comedy

The comedy is 100% intentional

It's kind of like a perpetual motion machine it has to keep moving on its track to maintain the water intake, heating, energy etc.

>>unintentional dark comedy
>The comedy is 100% intentional
Either way doesn't matter since it got the clown world concept down

>communist train
this has to be bait

Its all about metaphors bro

>>communist train
>this has to be bait
Capitalism then whatever meme a names you use for (the system) the end goal is the same
Ensalving dumb masses to benifit rich neets
T. Poor neet

>Its all about metaphors bro
Thinly vieled and lots of plot holes? Parasite did it alot better.
There also wasn't a single character in Snowpisser I liked either.
Some good character actors sure but no good memorable characters

This is a load of shit and I’m sick of hearing it. Ching Chong nig has no fucking clue what he was doing and was not at all self-aware. It’s sensationalised melodramatic trash

this

>it’s cruel and evil to make people eat bugs!
UMMMM THIS ISNT PROBLEMATIC TO YOU???

It was banal, cliched piece of shit desu. It would've been much better had it been set on a ship of some sort. Setting it on train is too unrealistic, even if taking it as a metaphor. It just doesn't work.

The best part is the end when a BM/AF couple is left to repopulate the earth.

That new year celebration in the middle of a massacre was kino, gotta say. The only kino moment in the flick.

In the original cut, the chink girl and nigger boy stab the polar bear to death and yell, “down with the white bear!” Then cut to a blasian baby being born. So when they took that out it was more subtle for white audience members and brainlets.

answer it pls, it's bugging me

>unintentional

yikes

You're a retard

the first genre it's listed as on IMDb is comedy lmao you got filtered by bong hit

You are literally retarded and blue pilled as FUCK

Parts of it felt unintentionally funny.
Why does this trigger you lot so much?
-Yas Forumsdfag

Because it's slightly creative, unlike everything that comes out of the western hemisphere

It's fucking moronic and even 30 seconds of actual thought would have solved every plot issue

Oh I’m sorry I forgotten imdb was the authority on what makes film relevant. Obviously it’s not actually retarded, the film was just making fun of how retarded it would be to make a film like that, thanks for enlightening me :)

You’re a simp. Hope you enjoy mr chang’s microdick I’m sure it was worth being devoid of any critical thinking or taste

>It's fucking moronic and even 30 seconds of actual thought would have solved every plot issue
Visually and conceptively it's creative but wasn't really that well executed.