Why do films have sex scenes? They only make me laugh and take me out of the film

Have sex, sex haver. Sex havers and sex have nots. Blessed are sex have nots for they save the semen.

SexHaveNuts.

Because my penis demands it. & Hollywood execs understand this

How many times have you guys had sex?

God I think I miss the going down part the most. Been a KHV for 8 months now and I'm losing it.

About 350-400 times id figure

Yeah, every time. Especially in theaters. I almost got kicked out of Blue is the Warmest Color when I couldn't stop laughing my ass off every time they started moaning.

All sex havers should be shot. Human race deserves a better future than one built by sex havers.

>ur fat lol
lmfao pwned

i dont recall ask ur mom lol

You know you have autism, right? Or maybe Asperger's.

Because sex is a very normal thing among socialized people. You're asking on the wrong website

Imagine being so much of an incel that the very sight of somebody engaging in what is probably the most common activity in the history of humanity leaves you at the brink of bitter tears. Jesus I can't imagine the hell you and your kind live in everyday, I would've offed myself long ago if I were in your shoes

I think sex has a place in cinema. It was done tastefully for a while (mostly 80s/90s) where it was almost always just implicated unless specifically necessary, to show intimacy and you know like actual human emotion. Now it’s just endorphin-inducing brainless shit. Half the reason people go to films is cause they wanna pork the lead actress so might as well show her nude

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lmao I know this is bait but you guys really crack me up sometimes

>sex havers

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>tfw can't have sex with guys because I always laugh whenever I see a penis
>only go with other girls now

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That is Rachel McAdams, is't it?

Are you so fucked in the head that people having intercourse, something every creature in this world does all the time btw, takes you "out of the movie" ? Lol

Fuck you.

No.

dangerously based

see

Based faceblind poster

I only watch films if they have nudity. (serious)

who she brotendo?

please date me

Because they really want to drive home that if you don't have sex, something is wrong with you

>sex havers

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>>>reddit

Sex scenes are very offensive.

My girlfriend is literally sucking me off right now as I type this lmao.

For weemen.

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A good sex scene can be hotter than porn imo.

If by old hags you mean women who are old enough to actually know what the fuck they're doing then yes, I do.

>t. Autist

>mfw there are sex havers nearby

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8 year relationship which averaged out at 3 times a week means about 1251 times approx plus the two times I had sex before that. yet no doubt we'll still call an other girl a slut for sleeping with 3 men on 3 single separate occasions lmao.

haha, cool, haha

I hate women.

Who else would you fuck if not sex haver?

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None. Will you judge me for it?

ew

Have YOU ever met a “sex haver”, Yas Forums

If so, what were they like?

A lot but it was gay sex tho.

that's the best type of sex

Agree :^)

have sex

Source plz?