There's something hilarious about how Rogue One made them (and Stuckmann...

>when will my internet friend simulators apologize for not having the same opinion as me, a nobody?

With a bar that low, best of nu-Wars is not a compliment.

star wars is trash. all of it. fucking nerds let it go.

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

Based RLM STILL making the autistic incels of Yas Forums seethe.

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The Darth Vader scene in Rogue One is what killed SW for me, TLJ was just salt in the wound.

much better

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It has a visually exciting third act so it tricks people into forgetting that for the first two thirds of the movie it was boring garbage

Yes that was my point, thank for under while every other regard in this thread seems to think I'm praising Rogue One

The fact that it was still alive to you after TFA means you need a crowbar to the mouth

i've been watching half in the bag on repeat since self isolation started, it's comfy

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Best of the Worst is nice background noise.

People who like Star Wars like Rogue One, but people who like cinema hate Rogue One.

No. Just because new thing bad, doesn't make old thing good.

Good way to put it. RO is basically a fan film. Its filled with fan service stuff that nerds like. But it isn't a good movie.

She was stealing from their patreon money.

>people actually like rich evans
why
he's a fucking retard
he's fat
he's fucking obnoxious
his laugh is so forced and annoying
he offers literally nothing

rogue one is remembered?

this. it's far worse on a rewatch.

much better

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??? Literally the only thing the average person remembers to compliment Rogue One over is "it had a cool space battle".

Mike is exactly one of the soibois he complains about in his Nerd Crew videos but instead of Marvel movies its shit from the 80's and his childhood like Ghostbusters. Jay actually seems to enjoy movies.

MIke is a retard

"least shit of the disney films"

she didn't want the attention of incels who obsess over women

retard

>You know what, this reminds me of a Star Trek episode.

Their best guest
Every episode he's in is 10/10

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Nah the washed-up sexually abused toehead child star is the best

In comparison to sequels, pretty much yeah. Its like a McDonalds meal next to two Kitchen Nightmare episode dishes.

Patton was only on one episode though...

You like their Max Landis videos? To each their own...

Only in OPs head.

I will never cease to be amazed at how people will praise 7 despite being a carbon copy of 4, and 8 borrowing most major plot beats from 5 or 6, yet dismiss R1 as brainless fanservice because it had AT-AT's and X-Wings.

Like, Han Solo wandering around wearing the exact same clothes as he was 3 years ago is somehow more believable than the Empire and Rebels using the same vehicles as they do in a film that takes place on the same day.

I just found out Culkin has a cheese pizza-themed band. What the fuck...

*30 years

Weren't they just overcompensating for their glowing TFA reviews?

>the one that uses Darth Vader
I wonder why

Okay now someone remove Jay

>take a drink every time lens audio is muted

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>he's a fucking retard
That's funny
>he's fat
So what plenty of funny people are fat
>he's fucking obnoxious
Not really
>his laugh is so forced
It's a very uncommon laugh but I don't think he's forcing it
>he offers literally nothing
Some of their best jokes were either made by him or at his expense so he adds to a lot of their humor actually

The main problem is that they are such surface level plebs that their critique of a movie is based around if it “follows the rules” they learned at their shitty film school. Does a movie suck shit and is a boring and forgettable film? Well if it follows all the beats and checks on “things you need in a movie” they will recommend it no matter what. This is what the whole DC Marvel thing boiled down too back when that was an issue for them (constantly giving shitty marvel movies decent reviews but trashing DC movies) since the Marvel movies followed the color inside the lines, no imagination or creativity formula, they thought it was good.

Not to mentions Jays embarrassing “so bad it’s good!” childish understanding of movies. He can’t go one reviews without bringing this shit up.

>Hey the camera man on this was John Fuckhead! He was also the cameraman and did special effects on the monsters from hell! [shows clip from shitty horror movie no one knows or cares about] hahaha!!”

At least Mike genuinely like Star Trek. There’s nothing as pathetic as ironically enjoying pure shit your whole life and basing your personality around that

But that is not Solo

People watched that?

Rogue One is fucking garbage, are you high

People who like cinema hate Star Wars. It's literally a kids' movie that too many adults think is some kind of work of art when it's just toy sales mixed with flashy effects mixed with jarjar stepping in shit mixed with George's inchorent politics.

Without looking it up, give me one original character's name other than Jyn Urso. Oh wait, you can't, because like every other heap of shit Gareth Edwards has squeezed out, none of the characters are in the slightest bit fucking interesting. The most human fucking character in rogue one is a fucking robot.

Hard to believe people are still seething about this guy not liking your shitty movies.

Adequacy shines in a sea of stupidity.

Jessi immediately left public view after discovering the r/JessiNakles subreddit (which was promptly banned).

This. Stealing patreon money for jewelry is a fucked up thing to do.

But who's gonna laugh at Mike's jokes?

>The most human fucking character in rogue one is a fucking robot.
he's not though he's the worst character

>fanbase remembers most fondly out of the whole nu-franchise
you mean redditors like yourself OP?

>adequate
compared to disneys trilogy there master pieces

Making up elaborate fictions in your head about your pretend friend you tubers is even more pathetic than pretending they are your friend

dumb

TFA was the good one

Literally winning first place at the special olympics.

i dunno man, the whole movies a bummer and then it ends with darth vader wank. sure it was cool but it all felt so unnessisary

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