How did the gladiators manage to sustain their physique and muscle mass when all they ate was shitty porridge and...

How did the gladiators manage to sustain their physique and muscle mass when all they ate was shitty porridge and almost never meat?

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they swallowed each others meat.

They ate each other’s anal bacteria and had massive milkshake protein cumshots that contained performance enhancing enzymes you dim witted plebian cumbrain

fpbp

protein shakes bud

>when all they ate was shitty porridge and almost never meat
Gladiators were rock stars of their day. Expensive as fuck to buy, why do you think their owners would mistreat their investments like that?

Watch The Game Changers and learn about nutrition

the taller was 4'9''

Based

this, but unironically.
Why do you think the Greeks invented pederasty?
To make sure the kids would become faggots when they grew up, as they knew that faggots had addition sources of protein, as well as a permanent camaraderie bonus in the field.

Considering gladiators trained for function and not form, they elwould not look ripped. They would look like those 70 year old greek men that still go diving with their dogs.

A fuck load of fatty goats milk

ugh based department?

Did you even watch the show?

Slaves are expensive. The vast majority of gladiators died in their first match because they had no training and or were already injured.
Occasionally gladiators with some combat ability would survive long enough to become well known.

Most gladiators lived as slaves and died in their first fight.

they were fat guys

Gladiators rarely died in the colosseum. They were sportsmen and entertainers.

Gladiator matches were the WWE of the time
Based romans

>that's bullshit but i believe it

Don’t listen to this guy

Gladiators are depicted similar to modern day lightweight powerlifters (not bloatlords) on roman coins and wall graffiti. They were built but had quite some fat on them.

A small number of guys had good weapons, training and equipment and they chopped up slaves and criminals (the majority of gladiators) for the spectacle.

Gladiator is a very broad term.
It's like saying all soccer players are multi millionaires. That's retarded. Most soccer players live in slums and die of diarrhoea.

I'm talking particularly about the show Spartacus. It just doesn't make sense when in the show it is clearly shown what kind of shitty food they ate

I have visited the Colosseum thrice in my life, all of them during the game day festivals, and each time left disappointed at the rampant cuckoldry displayed! Warriors of great strength and smooth bodies only move to bind their foes in some Greek arm locks, and when one of these "Gladiators" looks to be in distress, the game is called off by the referee. I have seen great beasts as well, but none that rivals your wife.

If a man desires to experience growth of hair in the chest, he would do better to ignore the theatrics of the Colosseum (or Colon-seum as I like to call it), and enter the HIPPODROME where brave MEN ride at incredible haste, against good wisdom, and brave the risks of the curves that claim riders each game. Real glory is only to be won when there is risk.

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You are a fucking retard. Criminals sent to the arena to be executed or torn up by animals weren't considered gladiators.

This. A lot of blood was drawn but it was very rare that a gladiator would lose his life in the arena. It was too costly for their masters.

A lot of people shit on Spartacus but I think the political intrigue was top notch and Batiatus is exactly how I’d imagine a Roman to behave in pursuit of political office.

Don't listen to this tard

i think i've read that majority of gladiators were trained and came from schools where it was nessecary to recieve few months of training beforehand and that most fights were not to the death

gladiator fights = WWE for romans

A vegan calling me a tard. Hilarious. Don’t forget your B12 shot today, user.

Oats are actually surprisingly protein rich.

Who tf said I was vegan? I just understand nutrition

I thought it was cause teenage boys are hot

It’s apparent you don’t understand shit. Let these eggheads enlighten you

strongerbyscience.com/podcast-episode-24/

Trips confirm

>Podcast
Yeah ok retard
Your religion has been a sham

So NASCAR instead of WWE?

A podcast hosted by two guys with PhDs in nutrition and sport science. The GC segment is 30 minutes long. Your bullshit Netflix documentary is a preachy mess, retard.

This is bait right ?
It was more the wwe of its time, you don't buy a slave to have him die in 5 seconds against Chadimus

>How did the gladiators manage to sustain their physique and muscle mass when all they ate was shitty porridge and almost never meat?

To actually answer OP's question:

beans

Two guys paid by big meat
That doc doesn't even preach, it literally just shows a few experiments in a simple manner that even most retards can understand, yet you couldn't even grasp it
Have fun never reaching your full potential you Yas Forums wannabe supertard

This man is talking fantasy and knows nothing about historical gladiators.

They were essentially WWE. They were entertainers. Death was rare for actual gladiators.

what did good solonius eat?

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They drank lots of milk

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>lived as slaves
it's cute that you'd think that means anything about their quality of life

>Some gladiators were volunteers who risked their lives and their legal and social standing by appearing in the arena

>Most soccer players live in slums and die of diarrhoea.
Took me a moment to get this. At first I thought you were talking about Britain.

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Wait. That shit is real? I thought it was just a movie kek

They were muscly, but had potbellies. Oats and beans have lots of protein, they ate well.

you dumb fucking mutts

glads were called Nuteaters (implement your shitty faggot joke here) because they ate 95% vegetable proteins

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>glads

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OP here. I was talking particularly about the show, where it is clearly shown the shitty porridge food they eat on a daily basis, I don't care about the gladiators' lifes irl

Just another retard believing Gaulic lies

this. imagine getting worked by 2000 y.o. circus performers

>only a few experiments with only three dudes
>that fat dude with sideburns was on roids
>only held records for lifts he invented
>tries to paint Arnold as never eating meat
>tries to paint that Diaz v McGregor fight as vegetables v meat
Look dude I'll give you eating ONLY meat is bad, but a balanced diet is still the best way to go and that "documentary" was just shilling for bullshit

>because they ate 95% vegetable proteins
Why weren't they given any meat? You even throw a dog a bone.

HNNNNGGG

Because you don't need meat to gain muscle? Also these guy worked out almost every day all day so much of their nutrition was going to increase their muscular structure

>I have seen great beasts as well, but none that rivals your wife.

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Gladiators were not muscly cunts. They were builtfat, chubby resilient bastards

>Two guys paid by big meat
cringe

Apparently they were in Spartacus