OH N-
OH N-
Samuel Long
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Nicholas Watson
IRL even an average to weak slug could never get choked out, even by a fit woman.
Caleb Lewis
At first he was into it, and let it happen, but realized too late it had gone too far
Robert Flores
All he'd need to do is lean back.
Joseph Anderson
God I wish that were me
Leo Bailey
Jabba got too thicc, in his prime he could have just tail whipped her and sent her flying. He bought into the BLOATMAX meme too hard unfortunatley
Parker Johnson
this is powerful
Christopher Robinson
SS claims another victim
Daniel Evans
Are you talking about david carradine?
Carson Green
Did Carrie ultimately regret the metal bikini
Connor Martinez
Nope.
Zachary Smith
>women wearing no underwear
holy fuck muh dick
Tyler Evans
Is Big Harv going to be okay??
Kevin Brooks
OBSESSED
Camden Foster
OKA CHA WIKKA KROLLA KIKE POODOO
Joseph Martin
Did Jabba live the most based life in star wars?
Jacob Perez
That laughing little shit was his Yas Forums.
Alexander Anderson
this scene is hot as fuck
Luis Bennett
OH N-
Parker Rivera
NOOOO YOU CANT JUST THROW ME IN THE HECKING RANCORINO YOURE DOING ME A FRIGHTEN
Tyler Myers
Fuck I wish prime Leia would menstruate and shit down my esophagus
Levi Russell
RANCOR'd
Aiden Thompson
this character is literally me
Dylan Thompson
>My 4000 Pound Life
Charles Kelly
George no this is a bad idea
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Robert Lee
Imagine if Jabba survived to episode 9 and came back to fight Jedi Leia
Jonathan Murphy
Why do Westerners draw their women with tranny faces?
Austin Morris
>a puppet fighting reused stock footage
Aaron Allen
Did reddit write these lines?
Dominic Martinez
No but Jedi Leia was supposed to be the best Jedi ever right and she was going to teach Rey the power of bright side of Force
Then this guy comes and force doesn't work on him. He can shake up Rey.
Thomas Robinson
How does a Hutt even have sex with a human
William Howard
>OBSESSED
Ethan Barnes
>The current Star Wars Erotica canon is dated from April 25, 2014, to match the date Lucasfilm established their official canon with the transition of the Expanded Universe into Star Wars Legends after the Disney acquisition.
Nathan Reyes
How did Hutts get so powerful as a species? They're just big fat slugs.
Hunter Rogers
Bbada bichi, Don corelone
Ryder Clark
Wealth
Oliver Edwards
Charisma and long lifespans
Zachary Sanchez
Imagine all these scenes with human Jabba
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Adam Baker
they practiced NAP
Joshua Nguyen
>Jabba, you're a wonderful human being
Gabriel Stewart
Would Irish Jabba turn away slave girls if their asses were too fat?
Juan Jenkins
I take is that it's cannon that Jabba fucked her?
She was a young princess too so she was probably a virgin
Landon Ramirez
Don't quote me on this but there are quite a lot of factors:
>extreme wealth
>gained lots of political power from that
>originated from toxic planet, adapted and are immune to toxic substances
>serious wisdom from extreme lifespan
>and some other factors
Ryder Hall
he just needed a few weeks to cut
Jose Morgan
Lots of lube.
Charles Moore
>when mommy’s new BF doesn’t make you tendies
Zachary Hill
What did Vader do to her with that probe thing?
Tyler Bailey
From what I remember in a radio version of the film, he drugged her with some sort of truth serum, and coincidentally told her he was her dad in the Alliance and asked for the plans
Ian James
It didn’t work though; because of some resistance she had to it
Robert Taylor
do huts even have genitalia? someone check wookiepedia real quick
Lincoln Johnson
Forgot to mention it was hallucinagine truth serum
Gavin Wood
Why didn’t the gang just use salt against Jabba?
Levi Bennett
Bib Fortuna gives me Jew vibes, just the way he whispers into Jabba's ear, you just know this whole "right hand man" gig is just a cover up
Dylan Nguyen
She's the daughter of space jesus.
Jackson Rodriguez
It’s a dumb idea in the PT that “Darth Vader was a chosen one”. Even when Luke found the truth out and confronted Ben, he didn’t even bring up the “prophesy”. It would just be easier if George wrote Anakin as space Macbeth: A kid with a dream of being remembered by the galaxy, who grew up with his dream twisted from becoming a hero to a ruler
Chase Nelson
It was more a hallucinatory drug that made her open to suggestion, to the point where Vader telling her that her skin was on fire made her believe it, and likewise that he was Bail.
Grayson Smith
That’s what I meant to say. Darn; better explanation
Wyatt Lewis
The prequel anakin arc was an absolute mess. He should have been older in Episode I. He should have actually had a connection to Beru and Owen instead of meeting them once in passing. In Episode IV, Uncle Own refers to Anakin running off on some damn fool crusade, and fears Luke doing the same thing. But in the Prequels, we don't see anything like that. Anakin never knew Owen, and was basically purchased by the Jedi. He didnt leave tatooine for a mission or crusade, he left for the chance at a better life. The difference deflates the POETRY Lucas was going for.
Bentley Martinez
why are you posting pictures of patton oswald op
Ayden Nelson
I didn’t mind anakin being a kid, but he didn’t do anything outside of the pod race and Naboo fight, and for a good chunk of the film was him just scooting around, so George can go “haha look that’s baby Vader”.
I would’ve written young Anakin as a kid who can be calm and collected, but has a bad habit of keeping his emotions bottled up, and when it opens even slightly, shit can get ugly.
Kayden Jones
looks pretty funny
Michael Sullivan
Jabba has literally eaten political rivals
Liam Garcia
I'd have aged him up a bit, make him a teenager. Episode I should feature hints in his personality of what we seen in Vader, but Phantom Menace had nothing except um... piloting skills?
Adam Hughes
I would also rewrite TPm to have Obi Wan meet anakin and really want to train him instead of Qui Gon