....that's my wife

I thought military guys were all plowing cheap hookers wherever they were stationed, married or not

It's a female thing.

They all are, but it's worse when the woman cheats. Unironically

>FUCKING FAGGOT MAN LET’S WATCH IT AGAIN

Based Swaford
Wish he’d re-enlisted I wanted to see Swaford and the gang invade Iraq

What would have made this scene kino is if the other guys began using their phones to text her.

It was 1991 brainlet

people act like military wives has such a high cheating rate or whatever and while it's certainly higher than regular couples, the person who is actually IN THE MILITARY cheats WAY MORE often, which obviously makes a ton more sense.

They have exposure to way more people, it's a high stress environment, and interpersonal relationships are extremely important.

>many Such cases
Why do people repeate this autistic phrase

Wrong

Who are they gonna cheat with. A bunch of dudes? That's gay.

trump uses it

no you are wrong

the military isn't all dudes and they get into contact with women in other branches or abroad all the time

>the military isn't all dudes
Why did you have to remind me of this

I know a bunch of girls who would give it up at the drop of a hat in garrison, at Bagram, or any of the other superFOBs in Afghanistan. Honestly if you think civilian women are unfaithful, just wait til you meet military women. Biggest skanks on earth. I walked into my buddy's barracks dorm one night and there were about 10 dudes running a train on this one fat female supply pog in his roomate's room. I've heard less and less about civilian females cheating or leaving their husbands in the service, and more about military females starting drama and trying to fuck every swinging dick in the area nowadays.

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>risk your life so you can hang out with sweaty muscled dudes in cramped spaces
>have regular male bonding activities like communal showers and massages

Military is the gayest gay thing to ever exist.

Hypocrites shall die

>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO REMAIN LOYAL WHILE I FIGHT FOR ISRAEL, IMPOVERISHED DIRT FARMERS THOUSANDS MILES AWAY ARE GOING TO TAKE YOUR FREEDOM, YOU CAN'T JUST FUCK AND SUCK TYRONE IN MY BED NOOOOOOOOO

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Are there hookers in Afghanistan/Iraq? Are they natives or just asian mail order wives that boomers rent out for an extra income stream?

That only proves my point. If the man ate shit, I supposed that would be EPIC BASED DUDE DISCORD TRANNY AYYLMAO TOP KEKE REDDDIT SPACING CHUCKS SEED AND FEED CRINGE YIKES ON SEVERAL BIKES JANNIES KIKES AND DIKES

>group massages
is this a yuro thing

They have rentboys

Calm down leftypol

>soijak poster
>is a cuck
What a surprise

>They have rentboys
But what if you're not gay/into that

then you cope

Porn.

Afghans will pimp out little boys for some fucked up reason. Made me sad when I wasn't allowed to just shoot the disgusting fag who was offering this kid up.

>Join the US army
>Fight for Israel
>Get cucked
POTTERY

The American dream

He cheated on her first, he deserved it.

To be fair if the US hadn't invaded the Taliban probably would've shot him in the face for it

Men cheat more.

You probably aren't wrong. I've got no illusions about why we're over there

Being married and in the army is basically a death sentence.

A good one is in Generation Kill where a Marine finally made it to Baghdad only to be greeted with divorce papers.

Army men with children are idiots too.
>always away from your children
>will never connect with them because of such title time spent together
>not there to properly attach with during infancy
>miss their childhood and important moments

When it's stated this? I don't remember from the movie but maybe in the book

From my observations, infidelity and divorce tends to happen to the younger guys who marry their high school sweetheart and drag her halfway across the country away from her family and social group. They tend to have no marketable skills so it's hard to get a job any better than a bagger at the commissary or something and then when their husband deploys, they've got no one. Enter Jody, the friendly neighbor next door who worms his way in to this young impressionable and retarded girl's heart and pussy.

That, and it happens to the trash-tier people who make up a decent portion of the enlisted ranks. Either way, I feel like those two factors skew the larger representation of failed relationships in the military. I bet if you looked up this stuff for other blue collar jobs that require a lot of unplanned time away from home (Linework, long distance trucking, etc) you'll find similar statistics. Just a grunt's .02c

Why do people in the army never take good photos?

Ha, it's like that one old nam pic. Air force pilot gets shot down, becomes pow, finally gets released, finds out his wife considered him dead and married another man.

The guy from Tokyo Drift mentions earlier in the movie that he signed up thinking he'd be drowning in pussy when in reality he hadn't seen a single girls since boot

Sleep deprived, been in the field for who-the-fuck-remembers-at-this-point, shitty weather, poorfag phones. Me and my buddy just kind of snagged this one quickly between firing iterations for his tinder bio. I got it printed out and put it on my fridge.

Right after the Marine leaves. His wife says to the camera
>Who's fucking around now, Brian?

youtube.com/watch?v=yFoZl8fl27Q
1:24

>first week of boot, one of the other guys has a fiance in the army and he tells me he joined so he could be closer to her
>third week find out she called it off and broke up with him
>later find him and another married woman in bed together on our first weekend with time off
>all the other girls have gone through at least half the platoon at that point, and I mean all of them
>one even blocks every single person from our platoon on all social media after graduation because unsurprisingly she has a boyfriend back home
>mfw I hear a guy talking about how proud he is of his POG wife
I don't have the heart to tell them

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Also forgot to mention the fiance was cheating on him for months

>first week of boot, one of the other guys has a fiance in the army and he tells me he joined so he could be closer to her
>third week find out she called it off and broke up with him
Damn, this shit happened to one of my high school friends in the Marines.

At this point if you are a male and give a shit about loyalty it's best you stay with yourself and only buy hookers if you need it for the hormones.

My infantry cycle was one of the last few to not have any females in it, so we never had any of that kind of drama until I hit airborne school. As soon as we got there and got grouped up with all the POGs and air force/marines, it became a gigantic nasty bukakke fest. Half the dudes from my class ended up banging the same 4 chicks at one point or another. I kept away from it all because I'm vaguely autistic and because I didn't want my dick to fall off.

Why would anyone join the Army or Marines as a married male? That is retarded. You go the military as a bachelor with nothing to lose but your life.

Marines aren't called crayon eaters for nothing.

Do Armycucks really?
youtu.be/PPmdgmPrbF4
popularmilitary.com/army-wife-tells-soldier-she-didnt-cheat-because-he-was-on-top-after-her-husband-confronts-him/

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I can't begin to tell you how many pogs are really like this. I feel bad for them to be honest. A lot of those younger kids seem to think that just because they wear multicam to work means they're some sort of untouchable badass. On a side note, one of the guys who used to be in my infantry company had his wife cheat on him and he went apeshit and shot the guy in his own apartment.

>According to his Twitter account, he was medically retired from the Army and lives off his disability checks.
Not to cope for the soldier there but that black guy clearly has issues