Holds the pizza sideways

>Holds the pizza sideways
>Scraping all toppings off
>"Look, it's dripping!"

How does he get away with it?

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Pizza isn't supposed to fall off at all

Jesus Christ that crust on that pizza is revoting

>Gravity does not work with pizza

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It's actually the thin crust

It's straight out of the oven so the cheese is basically liquid and can't bond to the crust.

too be honest the pizza looked disgusting

oily and with uncooked dough
who even invented the puffy dough pizza meme

BURGAH

>obviously greasy pizza that also looks way too doughy
>DUDE ITS LOOKS GOOD LOL

eat that shit and you'll be in the hospital

>wtf why would gordon diss that delicious 'za?
Listen here you american pigs.
That pizza is disgusting, and not only that, it serves as a perfect metaphor of the american hubris
on the one hand, you have traditional, italian pizza. The roman variant, thin and crispy with semolina. The neapolitan variant, fluffy and tall. Simple ingredients, years and years of experience to master. And America happened,
And Americans just have to ruin it, much like they ruined and subverted the entirety of Europe.
simple ingredients become a festering mix of plastic cheese blends, entire barrels of oil and "pepperoni", which arent even italian, yet represent an attempt at "authenticity" which is coated in as many layers of irony as there are layers of oil in the pizza. The obsession with the stringy cheese when you pull it out, all huge tells that all americans care about are flashy spectacle with no substance, colourful exterior with a shallow, dead interior, much like cities such as new york and chicago
when gordon bashed the pizza in the OP, he was also bashing american culture in general. Too bad all angl*ids are cancer and need to be destroyed.

based

t. seething europoor

>country going bankrupt because of sky-high hospital bills , massive layoffs
>still has the audacity to call anyone else poor
Ishiggydiggy

Have you ever had pizza that's straight out of the oven?

Yeah

Then you know your comment is bullshit.

How so?

As if European union members have any grounds to complain about bankruptcy

based retard

Whether the food is good or not you’d be an uncivilized savage if you leave food on the table or didn’t do take out
It’s your own dumb fucking fault for ordering shitty food that you can’t eat on a single sitting, you can’t blame the fucking chefs on that one
If my mother ever saw me doing whatever the fuck faces Gordon was making here in public my left ear would have been smacked and pulled on until I couldn’t hear a damn word with it for a few weeks

>You can't blame the person that cooked the food if the food is bad.

>The neapolitan variant, fluffy and tall
>fluffy and tall
The fuck are you on about?
Neapolitan pizzas are thin crusted

BURGAH

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>I was beaten into subservience to never question my situation

Are those gunshot wounds complimenting your corona, sweaty?

>thin crusted

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I guess my definition of thin/thick crusted is something else
But I stand corrected

>Haha I love wasting food and blaming my incompetence on other people how dare this guy make something I ordered him to make wtf it’s his fault this is bullshit

The guy who made it was an immigrant from Greece. So blame the greeks

>not eating trash food I payed for is wasting food
I know where you are coming from but still if I pay for food I have the luxury of not paying it

Based retard

don't even try and pretend that my comment does not apply to am*ridogs as a whole
just look at the chicago 'deep dish' """"""""""pizza""""""""""" and all of the retards gathering around like flies to watch le cheese be all stringy n shieeeet
you muttoid gutter-blood mongrels made nigger pizza. you take beautiful, classical culture and you niggerfy it. And then you turn around and act all surprised when the place where that culture originated from calls you out for being retards

Seethe and cope harder y*ropoors

what's there to cope about?
everyday I bless the fucking stars that I wasn't born an american

that 'za looks so good lads. only needs some more meat added and it's perfect

HACK

Crust is pale, undercooked. Should be golden. the cheese is barely melted, no blistering. Nothing right about raw dough and warm cheese. Garbage pizza.

>It’s your own dumb fucking fault for ordering shitty food
The gastronomic version of "she was asking for it".

Lmao

Cope, take it up with the greeks faggot

Exactly
You're fucking obsessed and it's pathetic

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I ate a takeaway that was similar and I'm fine

They need to bring back Kitchen Nightmares immediately

Gordon's stomach wouldn't survive it

I hope a gang of ruffians rape and torture his entire family forcing him to watch and hear their screams and then beat him to death with a dildo

The based department is calling
They accepted your application

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A post-covid Kitchen Nightmares renewal where he goes around helping out restaurants struggling because of the mass layoffs would be pretty sweet for at least a season or two

I always wondered what the big crust looks like. Sadly they never showed it :(

>what are bun to patty proportions

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rate this pizza bros

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ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS looking

but I'll give it an 8/10 because the crust is half the pizza

dry shit.

Still seething over our Melanin?

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Greek cuisine is among the best on the planet. You're missing out.

well yeah he's a brit he's used to boiled only

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Still mad that your "cuisine" isn't even as good as our drinks. Eurotard?

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basde

How does this thread not have the HOT waitress?

Did she put popcorn in her apple juice? Thats gross

that's liquid butter

What's wrong? Looks like a solid 'za

how did she get it so hot that it melts?

It's mostly oil that tastes like butter and only needs to be heated to about 86*F

What a fucking asswipe.
>WHEN I MAKE BURGERS TOO FAT TO FIT IN ONES MOUTH, ITS A WORK OF CULINARY GENIUS BECAUSE I'M A 3 MICHELIN STAR-RATED CHEF AND I DRESS THEM UP WITH LOTS OF PONCY ORNAMENTATION, BUT WHEN *YOU* DO IT, YOU'RE A PLAEBIAN AND A DISGRACE TO COOKING! FAT BURGAHS FOR ME, BUT NOT FOR THEE!

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