It's a Truman watches Hitler speeches and videos over and over at work Then goes to the bathroom and roman salutes...

>It's a Truman watches Hitler speeches and videos over and over at work Then goes to the bathroom and roman salutes himself in the mirror episode

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That was a boring episode

It's a Truman considers going to an escort to finally have sex after 27 years of being a virgin but wouldn't know what to do once he gets in bed with the girl because he's so inexperienced

>Its a Truman sniffes his own farts episode
I mean I get it but dont drag it for three hours

So truman is basically me?

>it's a Truman waits 10 minutes to pee after ejaculating episode
just end the show already

>It's a Truman gets banned from 4channel for posting in a thread called "WTF" with a porn (porbably trap) picture as OP and tries to reset his router for the entire day and gets himself unbanned just to complain about his ban episode

If you go to a classy escort and tell her it's your first time she'll guide you through it

yeah, mine liked that I was a firsttimer.

>it's a Truman finally sits on the toilet after 4 days of eating nothing but boiled eggs and swiss cheese

What a shitty episode that was.

I've done this lmao

gigacringe

>its a truman goes on degenerate fetish sites where girls say they just wanna meet up to fuck and arent picky but they ignore him when he messages them episode

>it's a Truman brushes his teeth for the first time in months and doesn't spit out any blood but now his teeth feel weird whenever he sucks in episode
it's probably just swollen gums but I'm still on the edge of my seat

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have sex.

>it's a Truman starts taking nightly walks in the midst of a pandemic episode

Have sex for free.

Lost my V at 25 and wasn't awkward. It really ain't a big deal.

did truman really go that long without brushing his teeth? guess we can expect some rotten tooth kino in the coming episodes

Sex is never really free when you REALLY think about it

>It's a Truman jerks off to pictures of Billie Eilish while on quarantine episode

>it's a Truman stays up all night watching mother/son incest JAV to distract himself from his terrible life choices episode

>it's a Truman finally has to take out the piss jugs from his closet and throw them away so he gathers all 3 gallons of it and throws them into 3 different public garbage bins
>This way no one suspects that he's the one leaving gallons of piss everywhere

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>It's a Truman continues to do the embarrassing shit he did as a child like play with toys and act out elaborate, imaginary stories he's been developing for years now into his teens and 20's but the worlds in his head become darker and he slowly becomes more and more ashamed of what he's doing and eventually stops altogether, finally leaving the last remnants of his childhood behind forever
>in a later episode it's revealed he still sometimes pretends to have a sword or magic or something for a couple seconds if he watched too much fantasy/capeshit

Truman should channel his ideas into something constructive, maybe a story or a script bringing together everything, as a little personal project

Truman is not a pussy little faggot though and if he wants to be a good boy he's going to need to get a job and stop playing with his gay ass little toys

Has Truman created any AUs of IPs that he already liked, and how does he even deal with the fact that he'll never live in those worlds ?

Of course he needs to be realistic, but getting his stories on paper could be cathartic and allow him to finally get away from his past baggage

Have sex cringe cringe have sex have sex cringe have sex cringe have sex uhhhh uhm crunge crynge cruhnge omg so fuckn cringe have sex incel loser oh one more thing uhhh have sex

>it's a "truman looks up what that girl he should have asked out five years ago looks like now and faps while crying" episode

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>it's a truman tries to hang himself so we had get rid of every rope in town episode

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>it's a Truman listens to Radiohead alone on a Friday night while thinking of all the cruel verbal abuse he received over the years from family and "friends" while wondering if that stopped him taking some of the chances he wish he had taken, tears fresh in his eyes
This one made me change the channel, I think the network has gone too far this time.

Kek

>It's a "Truman looks up the girl he was in a LDR with on FB 10 years ago once and awhile and only talked to her briefly 5 or 6 years ago" episode

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>It's a Truman tries to offer himself to random women on craigslist to do any degenerate things just because he wants a human connection but all the girls ghost him after messaging him episode

This just makes online dating exhausting. The other day I matched with this one girl after a long time and she said she already had someone she was fucking on and off and didn't want to hang out

>It's a "Truman figures out the catalog after browsing 11 years on Yas Forums" episode
That was a major highlight of the recent series

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What's there to figure out?

Do Incels really do this?

Yup and every girl I meet irl is taken too, wish I could just delete the sex drive part of my brain

IF anons like me just pressing it

>It's a Truman tries to suck his own dick episode

have you tried masturbating

Im not a virgin but I think it would be kind of hot to hire a prostitute and tell her I was

>It's a "Truman stops biting his nails in an effort to self-improve, only to make them perfectly primed for biting at the next stressful event" episode

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Nice one

Yes, I just feel angry and ashamed afterwards

>Tries
t. Dicklet

>It's a Truman has a big dick and hookers always compliment him for it and ask why him how he doesn't have a girlfriend since he has that going for him episode
I mean didn't they guess its due to him not being very socially adept?

Your Chris Chan level stupid if you think hookers actually care about you.

I MISSED OUT ON TEENAGE LOVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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SIR!
You are based as hell and you got rhe dubs to prove it.

I'm aware they don't care, it's just annoying to know if I actually got that far with a civilian girl it would go well but I'll never get to that stage which is what annoys me, I mean annoys Truman

you know they're paid to say nice things

you pay them

that's how hookers work you're paying them

Well done.

>that season where truman looked at porn and edged 12 hours a day for a week straight
i might watch those episodes again bros they were excellent

>Truman gets the escort but can't get hard because his brain has been ruined by years of flawless 2D

I'm getting flashbacks to that south park episode where the kid falls in love with a prostitute or whatever.

I can relate lad. Went a full two years without biting them but then started again and now I'm back to square one.

haha imagine if someone actually did that! I cant believe such an insane premise could happen in real life hahah

Im gonna post this pic of your cat on other boards

>It's a Truman looks at his old GF on Facebook, notices she's gotten fat, but somehow thinks he can still save her and make it work episode.

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