90s Action Kino

Man, I *ironed* during the Gulf War, I ain't cut out for this hero shit!

Navy basic training is a joke.

He was some decorated Navy Seal iirc who got fucked over or something and had to retire, but could still serve as cook or something.

Marked for Death is his best movie
What I like about it is that in a lot of action movies the good guys and bad guys just pound each other with their fists but no matter how ludicrously hard the punches are the other guy somehow keeps going
But in Segal's movies people go down for good
I mean in one scene he breaks a guy's arm right open with a bone sticking out and then THROWS HIM WITH THE BLOODY STUMP
that guy does Not get back up and try the old Megatron stab in the back move

I'm watching this on TV right FUCKING now. I love this shit.

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This always makes me laugh

He was a SEAL that punched a superior officer for being a dick and wound up as a chef
Of course navy SEALs are notoriously hot tempered and bad at following orders and discipline

What's the one where he takes off a guy's leg with a shotgun?

N-NANI?!?!?

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That's a classic 90's action hero for you.

Under Siege is pretty lame but Executive Decision is kino and definitely one of the best Die Hard ripoffs and Seagal is great in it but it's a smaller role.

>secret military killing machine.
I love this trope.

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SEALS also have a problem shutting the fuck up and they always have to write books about shit they do.

Been too long since there was a seagalposting thread, I remember the original.

Erika Eleniak is 51 this year.

is he even trying to make his hair look real?
it literally looks like a lego hair piece has been pushed into his skull

I wonder how many takes they did cuz he kept dropping the pistolero

My terrorist team line up.
2 90s baddies in there.

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>gets choked out and shits himself
Lmao

Villainous sniper/man hunting team.

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When ED came out people were confused why Seagal wasn't the lead. Supposedly he was too on the set. Sucks that Seagal never did a good team up flick like Tango & Cash or Lethal Weapon. Glimmer Man is even worse than anyone remembers

what would a sequel to glimmer man with modern seagal be called?

Gravity Man

>Glimmer Man is even worse than anyone remembers
I actually remember it being fairly decent.

That coma beard in Hard to Kill tho

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Glimmer Man: Trip to Moscow

Nurse who says pussy and means kitten

>not posting hard to kill
in all serious though, hard to kill is my favorite
seagal movie but lets be honest in real life van damme would be able to beat him in real life.

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Noice, will watch

based hard to kill posters

Butt-buddies?

Favorite/Sexiest babes from 90s action films?

> Kelly Lebrock from Hard to Kill

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back in like the 80s-or 90s seagal actually lived with my great uncle. apparently seagall was a complete dick and eventually my great uncle kicked him out. imagine all the memes about seagal and having to live with him

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nah my great uncle lived in japan at the time and was involved with the entertainment industry and let seagul live with him and lent out one of his rooms to him. apparently he was a complete dick 24/7 and was arrogant acting like an a list celebrity, on the other hand he said Michael Douglas was nice as fuck and was always respectful

Steven's daughter Ayako Fujitani (90s gamera trilogy) lived with him briefly and hated it.

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the number of times I had to rewind the tape to the cake scene with Erika, countless nuts were busted

also, prime marion cotillard in taxi

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yeah, it seams like most people that meet him don't anything good to say about him. he said that seagal let his fame (or should i say b movie fame) get to his head. i guess that's why most people think he's a dick

Dis slick sweet fucking shotgun.

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>win the lottery of having an international celebrity as a parent.
>It's Steven Segal.

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>in the 90s, Segal notoriously hosted SNL. He brought several of his own ideas, including a skit where he was a rape counselor that molested and attempted to rape his patients.

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>rape counselor
someone post that picture of seagul giving Katherine heigl a shiatsu massage

remember when seagul mouthed off to van damme at stallones party and van damme walked out to fight him and they found seagul hiding in someones backyard

>Seagal's monologue consisted of a humorless observational lecture about how modern men are all a bunch of sissies, followed by his acoustic guitar-based rendition of "Kung Fu Fighting," accompanied by several bemused cast members (including Chris Rock) on backing vocals
now THIS is based

wasn't seagul in some music band or some shit i remember reading about

>b movie fame
What even was A movie fame in 80's/early 90's?

Based Steve.

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i guess celebrities who were really famous at the time, people like michael douglas, harrison ford and de niro i guess. i say b movie because a shit ton of segals movies have been direct to dvd with only his really famous ones having theatrical release's i guess

wasn't she like 15 or 16 at the time?

Terrorists take over the Pittsburgh Civic Arena during the Stanley Cup Finals and kidnap the vice president with the plan of blowing up the arena when the ice hockey game ends.

There's just two things they didn't count on. The game going to overtime and the local firefighter who's serving as a fire marshal (Jean-Claude Van Damme).

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For me its Legionnaire

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Getting nukes in the 90s was pretty easy

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Yup. He was already 43 here. can't blame him though.

kek just look at his face, he know's what he's doing

Saw it once as a kid. I thought it was shit, iirc There's only one kick in this movie and no fighting.

Basic training isn't what you think it is user