Space Mountain Movie

Featuring a Ric Flair cameo

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I'm sure Nigeria and Columbia and Sudan have the infrastructure in place to test their population.

Make sure to have a couple of families of obese blacks fighting each other

You would definitely enjoy it still if you have nostalgia for it

I last when when I was about 7, could barely remember anything, and went again at 26 and had a great time.

Honestly it's fun to be able to go on a trip and not have to worry about anything other than standing in lines.

When?

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Iran is also shit but has tons of cases

There's a coughing ghost at haunted mansion and it'll be permanently removed when the park reopens

That's Disneyland. Disney World isn't as trashy.

Figment!

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Favreau was supposed to make a disneyland/ night at the museum type of movie. I don’t know if it’s still happening or not.

here's a relevant image

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didn't they do this with eddie murphy?

He is also supposed to make Jungle Book 2.

Disney only does marvel or live action remakes now, so no

>Nigeria
I can tell you're ignorant and white

Just watch the wokeflix Lost In Space

Reminder that Max Landis had a script for a Space Mountain movie with a retro-future 50's aesthetic, where the main premise was that people travel faster than light in rockets, but they'd come back weighing less because their souls can't travel that fast, which slowly turns their bodies into monsters. And in a rare glimpse of self-awareness seemed to realize that it was a pretty terrible idea.

They were working on a Kingdom Keepers show, that has a somewhat similar premise, for Disney+ but canned it. I think they're definitely interested in the general idea, but keep getting cold feet for whatever reason.

I don't, but it's a good excuse to stay inside.
Ok.

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That was garbage. Was not spooky in anyway. Del Toro is supposed make one.

>Max Landis and a rocketship

What would the body count have been?

just google it

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you pathetic simps only idolise jenny because she's a woman, that's her only feature that sets her apart from the literal thousands of other youtubers doing the same shtick

Del Toro and Gosling were supposed to make a haunted mansion movie as well. They both are obsessed with gothic aesthetic, I hope it still happens.

Correct. Megan is our queen.

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Do you think I didn't already know that?

>[Ride] movie
Would you fuck off already? They've all been shit.

That's just american SJW BS who are trying to maintain a narrative. Statistically, it's far less prevalent in Africa and Latin America.

Not American so don't give a shit about that typical BS.

this is a comfy parks thread, we only jerk off to anonymous underpaid cast members not ASMR whores

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Based

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I saw a Rey character with that black girl wandering around GE whispering to each other and nobody gave a shit. Have never seen Disney actors been so ignored in the parks. Didn't even have the park attendant escorts like every other character does including the stormtroopers people actually flock to.

For Florida, never go in the summer unless you like drowning in sweaty fat South Americans and Floridian humidity. To beat the crowds, around mid-October would be the best time assuming Coronachan has been at least neutralized by then.

Nice, good idea
I do remember when I went that the Florida heat was pretty bad

Thats just because less people travel there, so theres less chances to get infected
And the US SJW narrative would be that blacks are strong and resist the virus but they dont say that cause blacks are overrepresented in Corona cases

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Basketball Americans get infected more because they have a really hard time following instructions and obeying authority, which isn't a surprise to anyone who has ever dealt with them.

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News flash: you're all niggers down there.

what's it like being on a ride with a bunch of people though, say for instance Haunted Mansion. That would kill the atmosphere for me.

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The Doombuggies are effective at isolating you from the other guests. If it's not crowded, you can hang back in the load area so you go on last in your stretching room group and there may not be people on the buggies behind you.

Only bad thing with that ride is when they have to stop it for people who cannot get on the moving doombuggies

If you can't hobble a few fucking feet you don't deserve to spend time with the Ghost Host.

Oh God, it's the fucking worst in August. I swear the thing stops like five times every time you get on all day.

I enjoyed your relevant image, thank you.

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What is the best board for rollercoaster threads? I love space mountain. It’s the grandfather of audio/visual rollercoasters in my opinion.

I was going to say I haven't been to Universal in years, but I don't think I'm missing anything now.

youtube.com/watch?v=O-ILbwQsX7s

That was fucking awful. WOW.

What a pile of shit. Who approved this festering turd?

I heard they canned Beetlejuice too. What a fucking load.

The Mario Kart ride looks to be something special

Heck, the whole land looks Kino

youtube.com/watch?v=zUNsj5SBDJo

You would figure a Fast and Furious ride would be like Universal's answer to Test Track. This is peak laziness.

It was a filler ride so they'd have something new whilst they build the Hagrids Coaster.

Epcot cinematic universe?

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