Listen here user, I’ve been watching you for a while and I think you have what it takes to direct Captain Marvel 2...

2 hour scene of Carol Danvers topless doing jumping jacks

Kramer vs Kramer, but with Cosmo Kramer

You're selling me a mouthful of greek salad.

>aside from me as the lead of course.
Fuck no

Look at this I'd just add Idris Elba as the second Kramer.
If that's not Oscar worthy I don't know what is.

Sure

>another fucking Inglushman stealing an American superhero role
how about fuck you

Don't mock me my friend.

me sucking on her titties for two hours.

>total creative control over the script
soundgasm.net/u/belle_in_the_woods/F4M-Captain-Marvel-and-Spider-Man-Team-Up-to-Fuck
Not only is this excellent it's 45 minutes long.

Don't do that, you're just inviting a ragging.
Rather give your idea and I promise I'll go easy on you. I'll give you a fair shake I solemly swear on my hentai collection.

>I'd just add Idris Elba as the second Kramer.

BRILLIANT

Captain marvel loses her powers and has to basically do some Metroid shit to get it back incrementally

FINE.
You guys don't want to hear my idea.
Fuck it.
I'm leaving this thread.
GOOD
BYE

Wait i got another one.
Captain marvel develops a personality off screen, as well as some character relationships we give a fuck about. Then she has some Toby McGuire Spiderman relationship juggling with her need to save lives and be a warrior. Then she shoots lasers

I just asked for it ass.
I literally sugar coated my post.
You don't understand what an asshole I usually am.

Yes and I’d put her into the 90s Ms. Marvel costume and ha e her show off dem tiddies

Carol Danvers falls for Robert Reynolds. Bob starts displaying various mental issues until the Void persona is unlocked.
Void kills everyone Carol has ever cared for. End film on a somber note. Turns out it's the last film in the franchise before Captain Marvel gets rebooted.

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>dumbest fucking ideas

That means they are perfect for capeshit. Just add some classic rock background music, some Whedon quips and horrible shaky cam to hide poor CGI and you have your next Marvel blockbuster.

I had a dream about this once actually.

In the dream I was directing an action scene between Captain Marvel and this female supervillain (who looked like Laughing Octopus from MGS4). At some point Captain Marvel looks at Laughing Octopus and says, "Stop." Laughing Octopus kind of raises her octopus thingies, but Captain Marvel continues,
>"No, drop the arms. No more fighting. Let's talk this out."
>Laughing Octopus says, "It's too late for that."
>"It's never too late not to fight."
>"Is the great Captain Marvel trying to spare me?"
And then Captain Marvel takes off her mask and says,
>"Under this mask, I am only a woman -- and so are you."
And then they talk it out, yadda yadda conflict resolved.

When I woke up, I got to thinking about how I would improve Captain Marvel if it were up to me to make a movie.
So the story is about a woman -- Carol Danvers -- who is this super-powerful being that goes around solving people's problems, acting as some extra super-powered muscle, sort of like an intergalactic mercenary. Her life's experience has taught her that violence is the best way to solve conflicts, and this fact has made her incredibly jaded. Conflict is just a chore that violence will effortlessly solve. But then she encounters a problem that CAN'T be solved with violence -- that only ESCALATES it -- and now she must confront the fact that without her powers, she's pretty useless. They have come to define her, in a sense. All this time she was at the mercy of her power and in a way objectifying herself. Carol must now learn how to become MORE than a superhero -- she must re-learn how to be HERSELF. And she goes on to utilize REASON, EMPATHY, WILL and COMPASSION to end the conflict. She is able to prove that conflict can be resolved without use of violence, yadda yadda, and that's what makes her a hero.

I ended up writing all of this down at the time because I thought it was retarded but vaguely compelling. Can't believe it would ever be relevant.

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Ok you can end it somber with a Sentry love plot and all the death BUT you can't then not have the third installment.
Its like busting a nut and before the climax the power goes out.
See I was reasonable.

I’m actually impressed. That’s not even a half bad idea

I was thinking of the Amazing Spider-Man 2 when the idea happened upon me. In any case, I think it's necessary for Carol to suffer, but I don't mean have an emotional conundrum/identity crisis like in the first one, I mean raise the stakes as high as you can.
Ideally I'd flesh it out as a trilogy, and you'd get to see Robert's gradual downfall and maybe bring in Carol's alcochol issue from the comics.

Based and Sentrypilled

>Carol's alcochol issue from the comics
Yeah and that could also cause her to fuck up.
But now we're heading into Kramer vs. Kramer territory fast.
You don't want too many kids to cry.

for real this was tight man dope idea it would also retcon and explain away her robo-acting in everything so far with actual plot lol

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Somebody send this to Brie

I would...

> Her have the Endgame final battle suit (maintain the skin tightness despite it not being CGI like in endgame) but with better hair.

> No feminist commentary.

> Carol shows a more freindly compassionate side cherishing the lives she saves. She can remain snarky but not condescending or bitchy.

> Tone down the space Muslim sympathy and Nationalism demonization.

> Have Jude Law return and he would have pic related armor. The metal areas would look like genuine slick glossy metal like Captain Phasma.

> Several Man of Steel scale & style fight scenes.

> It spends little to zero time on earth.

> Tone is close to Winter Soldier or Rogue One.

> Hand it off for the Russo brothers to direct with those requirements in place.

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If I was in charge of this film I'd make it the darkest one in the MCU yet, quite purposefully. Female capeshit is in dire need for deeper psychological themes and authenticity. Male centric films like the Joker already understand the market for this. But a reskinned Bony & Clide quip fest like Birds of Prety simply doesn't cut it, and women don't want to see that shit either.
Wonder Woman was the most successful female cape flick because it still took itself somewhat seriously. I'm not saying it should be humorless either, but certainly don't be afraid to show a female protagonist that isn't perfect.

Seconded. This goes for many female title comics too.

The best ones like Batwoman Elegy are intense noir character studies. Most modern ones sadly are bright silly cheerful Tumblr stylized bullshit filled with slice of life filler.

Bigger implants.

Based and Femdompilled.
The MCU would be kino if it followed this direction.

YOU DIDN'T FINISH IT

>Carol shows a more freindly compassionate side cherishing the lives she saves. She can remain snarky but not condescending or bitchy.
I always wonder why they never go with this. I get that the character of Carol is fundamentally kind of a bitch even in the comics, but you can be le ebin badass space woman while also adding some human aspects to the character.
On the plus side the in-universe seems to be kind of aware about carol being a sourpuss since they've cracked a few quips about it.
>Tone is close to Winter Soldier or Rogue One.
Also this

you’ve been watching me?

>I'm not saying it should be humorless either, but certainly don't be afraid to show a female protagonist that isn't perfect.
Because heroes HAVE to have serious struggles and show that in their battles they can actually fail (but recover and continue). That is what makes them heroes.
That is also how we come to see someone as a real person and one empathizes.

Shouldn't that be Fiege?

Ok I've been nice enough.
Time for ME to fuck off before my assholeness blossoms.
Peace be upon you.

i swear i see this fucking picture every god damn day on this site

were you guys not aware she had big titties or is this another forced meme

2 hours of an all female cast in skin tight suits fighting each other and getting mind controlled by a mature female villain

Shouldn't that be Fiege?
Maybe, but Brie has influence, she even recently featured some fan art of her in Captain Marvel’s old costume

No people did not because she went out of her way to hide them and spouts evil sjw-ism all the time. Even her Bude leaks didn't really make them look this big.

My wife, Brie, is so beautiful...

SONOFAFUCKINGBITCH!

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kino

Cry more fat fuck

BRAAAAAAAAAP

Those girls are better than brie except for Evan cunt Wood. She is 200 times worse than cheese larson.

Reminds me of this video on xhamster

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Lmao based

Take someone else's script, make everyone white, and have them promote the nuclear family.

Make her an anti-hero, alcoholic and kinda irreverent.
Basically Superman if he wasn't really a goody-two shoes, or cared about saving everyone from everything.
So you'd have a unique character who has a lot of power but is limited from using it to be a well-liked superhero because of personal priorities or just not being a "hero" as malrvelsois think about it. Would allow for plenty of interpersonal conflict, enough superhero-power for action, and some good humour due to unexpected decisions or actions from the superhero due to different priorities or values.
But, capeshitters need their simplistic "goodies pew-pew the baddies wahoo feminisum yay" bullshit.

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Is there a way to download that as a MP4 or something? I'm too much of a brainlet to figure out how

I want to curb stomp that femnazi cunt after I hate fuck her

Why can't a woman do this with me.

How?

She was raped twice in her life she gets to called accused rapist out when the die and get overly celebrated.

Put setting to gay. Then search. It comes up.

If anyone wants to watch.

I don’t understand. These are videos of guys jerking off to pictures of celebrities? Who are these type of videos made for? I find it highly unlikely that women watch these. Why would you want to watch another guy jerk off to a picture of a chick you think is hot?

>media.soundgasm.net/sounds/16f4322371f974881de6a0a68d4e1070632e80e0.m4a

I WANT TO SUCK HER TITTIES

That's very nice Ms. Larson but I don't think you have the authority to make that decision. I appreciate the gesture, though.

I mean
Not too different than watching a dude bust a load on a live woman's face.

Thanks user, may you never stub your toe again

Denvers is mind-controlled into believing she is someone called "Brie Larson", who decides to make a gift of her entire fortune to a director of a film. Most of the runtime is dedicated to footage of her completing genuine paperwork affirming that she, Brier Larson, has voluntarily chosen to surrender her wealth and assets, all in the presence of a group of lawyers.

Female Hancock