The entertainment industry is fucking retarded and I hate them.
Jose Brooks
The chinese person gets accused of being a carrier but turns out to be healthy showcasing the bigoted racism of whypipo once again
Ethan Bell
it will be more about racism as they'll start to abuse that asian chick.
Colton Clark
How does dumb shit like this ever get green lit?
Joseph Wood
> Canadian director, Mostafa Keshvari We need to build a northern wall too.
Luke Baker
How are they going to film it with this social distancing stuff going on? Because it's super topical and normies will rush to confirm the first bit of media with the Coronavirus scare attached to the name. It's probably so they can watch it and think "wow, I was a part of this historical event, so I have to watch it."
Xavier Harris
Its Canada theyre looking for reasons to apologise.
Dominic Perry
So the villain will be a white man and the victim will be that chinese woman, right? Inverse of reality.
Josiah Wilson
>tfw feeling pain in my body from probably being on a fucking chair 14 hours a day working and studying at home or probably the fucking pill I took for my tooth ache Hey maybe I'm patient zero for a new strain that fucks you up, it gets fucking unbearable at times
Eli Anderson
Just cough into your elbow or even pull your collar over your face and do it. I don't understand why only now are people learning to not be disgusting animals in public
David Murphy
It's going to be a propaganda filled fear mongering piece of shit.
Jeremiah Bailey
based canada
Ethan Baker
>canadian its going to be pozzed to hell and back not to mention unwatchable
Parker Morales
A lot of Canadian films are subsidized by the Canadian government. That's how you get films like little Italy and movie.
Zachary Moore
How many "stuck in an elevator" movies are there? I know of the one made by Shamalamadingdong called "Devil" or something where one of them was the devil, and I think there was that's Valentine's Day one on Hulu's "Into the Dark" block a year or two ago where a man and a woman are stuck in an elevator for the weekend and they end up fucking.
Eli Reed
name one good movie that takes place entirely in an elevator
John Gutierrez
>being 3 weeks behind Sad!
James Long
it's the same thing as the movies about 9/11 that came out and the ones about the white house getting blown up, except even more irrelevant and dishonest
Parker Cruz
>not be disgusting animals in public Chinks can't not be disgusting animals anywhere, it is what they are.
Caleb Martinez
>How are they going to film it with this social distancing stuff going on? It's finished already. It's one take in the elevator shot in a matter of days.
Chase Diaz
>Black guy kills the evil white racist for putting his hands on the Chinese lady. >Indian woman in the back is the "brainy" one who solves the mystery and saves us all.
James Morgan
>Mostafa Keshvari oh canada
Ayden Wright
This is going to be 100% accurate. Neoliberal writers are so boring and predictable. We need people with fresh viewpoints and ideas in the writer's room.
Jackson Torres
You just know someone has absolutely zero talent when they try to cash in on this shit WHILE it is happening. Sounds like the premise of a shitty student short film.
Hunter Torres
>where a man and a woman are stuck in an elevator for the weekend and they end up shitting and pissing in an unventilated room where the stink is overwhelming and their shoes are ruined
Juan Roberts
You mean nonwhites period.
Nathan Cook
>The chinese person gets accused of being a carrier but turns out to be healthy showcasing the bigoted racism of whypipo once again
lol nailed it.
Eli Turner
>Neoliberal Doesn't mean what you think it means. Read a book.
Joshua Long
One of em is a slant eye
Its pottery
Colton Sanchez
Sounds boring as hell
Christian Johnson
>a week later, another they all start to cough >a month later, someone none of them knows dies It's going to be a slow burn with zero jump scares, alright.
Colton Kelly
Yeah but filming that one take breaks "social distancing." I'd imagine there would be backlash about that and even lawsuits if one of the actors or crewmembers come down with the Rona. Also, is it feature-length? That's still pretty damn quick to have the entire script written and the whole movie filed and edited, considering that this wasn't a pandemic until relatively recently.
Not sure if they tackle the shitting problem but there is a scene where they designate certain corners of the elevator and I think the lady pisses in her thermos. It's not bad as far as Hulu originals go.
Hudson Morales
This, it sounds like Devil, but worse.
Carter Young
That's great, it's the sort of thing Roger Coreman would do.
>socially progressive ecnomically liberal What do you think it means? Are you about to feed me some neolib cope about how neoliberal doesn't apply to socially left people?
Jackson Ortiz
if this happened to me, i'd choke out the idiot thats coughing and wrap their t-shirt or underwear around their head and mouth so they stop spreading their germs. (I would demand they give their shirt preferrably underwear and I'd choke them with that obviously not touching the animal myself.)
Nathaniel Mitchell
Kek. This fucking virus, despite a non-alarming fatality rate in the grand scheme of viruses we've pulled through *without* stay-at-home orders, is treated like the end of the fucking world. Imagine if Christ actually came back and shit appeared in the sky and all that.
Ryder King
hot
Cameron Parker
Why the fuck would that many people be in the elevator at once durning the outbreak? Especially not wearing mask?
Oh no someone coughed, if only I wasnt a fat fuck that insisted on cramming myself next to other people without proper ppe, what ever shall I do?
Mason Hill
I know that the numbers aren't any worse than the common flu, but I'm going to play Devil's Advocate here. Don't you think things aren't worse because a lot of people aren't going out and these large places of gathering are all shut down? It's like the people who claim that Y2K wasn't a big deal. It only wasn't a big deal because people recognized the problem and took steps toward fixing it.
Tyler Stewart
Canada is majority asian
Anthony Russell
People are fucking retards and still don't give a fuck. They'll bring their friends and their friends will bring their friends and family and dog if they could.
Dylan Wood
>canada white guy marries the asian girl after an extremely uncomfortable elevator ride where everyone is too afraid to actually be confrontational.
Elijah Rogers
"Steps" never included police-state tier laws. Let people fucking die if they can't wash their hands without the government forcing them to. This virus is not on the kind of scale (if any exists) that would justify the ridiculous media panic and statewide stay-at-home bullshit zoomers are now growing up in. Somehow, we got through the swine flu and much worse pandemics without local governments ordering entire states to suspend their citizens' liberty.
Aiden Foster
I hate police state stuff, but I don't think it's as simple as not washing your hands or only infected super old boomers. There have been cases of people in their 40s-50s dying from this. I'm not saying it's apocalypse-tier but I also wouldn't say it's the nothingburger that some have claimed.
Aaron Campbell
The swine flu was not a worse pandemic. Moreover, one dumb fuck not washing his hands or whatever doesn't endanger only himself.
Xavier Gutierrez
>t. fox news viewer Back to work wagie!
Jace Lewis
So the movie is gonna be about the Chinese cunt being accused of having corona but in the end it will be the white male who had it and the entire thing will be some anti-racism fuck white people thing that will get tons of funding from the state broadcaster
Nathaniel Moore
They just want things to get going again so all the old people die and they dont need to cut a check for their social security
>Canadian director, Mostafa Keshvari Fuck this country
Camden Moore
It’s actually 0.03% when you take into account actual number of cases and not just tested cases
Julian Hernandez
Remember the caveat when Jefferson and Adams recognized that Inalienable Rights can, of course, be alienated during a war, police action, humanitarian pre-emptive strike or if someone coughs.
Hudson Carter
Why would they all be on an elevator at the same time anyway? I know there are places now where they count how many people get on and off the elevator to enforce "social distancing"?