Best? - John Carter vs Valerian

Valerian was all flash no substance, it was just an uninteresting film

Carter is kino

Pedo

I vote Valerian because that's my name.

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Valerian?
Lmao

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Valerian sounds like a faggot name, tell me user, do you take cocks up the ass?

Valerian's opening is one of the most optimistic, well-executed visions of the future in 21st century scifi
For that alone it's a better movie

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Yeah, I hated it when I was 10

I legit liked John Carter and was surprised to hear it bombed.

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And that means you're a girl , right Valerie?

It's became a Chad name, so i'm fine with it

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>those bessoncucks who actually voted valerian

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I liked it and I showed it to my friends and they laughed at me and mocked me saying I was bad at choosing films :(

John Carter is Disney capeshit lv, Valerian is Charlie's Angels-tier

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John Carter is my guilty pleasure kino.

FUCK GIVE ME THE TRILOGY AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

The worst people came up with was Valerianne, this is the name of a medicinal herb
So it wasn't too bad

lmfao are you by any chance blond and have daddy issues?

The studios had "of mars" taken out of the title and this is how they advertised it: youtube.com/watch?v=b8xblwyKtfo

I remember watching the trailers and thinking it looked like some shitty fantasy romance movie.

>fantasy romance
well, it kinda is

Actually, yes. However I shaved my head shortly after my father died, so i solved both problems

I haven't seen either of them, but I'm voting for Valerian because Cara is in it.

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Fuck you faggot doppelposter. Space fantasy is far superior.

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based

Carter kino

>likes cara
>hasn't seen her movie
this is why she's my girlfriend and not yours

If only it was any good

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>you will never be stuck in space in an escape pod with your gf cara
youtu.be/NVBeoZY-3G8?t=118
It's not
fair
bros
it's not
fair

i hate europeans

Carter

I choose suicide.

Calm down valerie

Csrter winnning

Is Valerian actually worth watching? I quite enjoyed John Carter.

Valerian, because I actually saw it.

I also love Euro comics and Sci-Fi.

....

It's about 40 minutes too long, but it's alright.

My wife’s OBGYN’s name is Valerian. He’s a weird fuck

Yeah but with a name like Valerian he's probably gay so you're all right

no offence Valerian

I actually really liked that teaser.

Post feet valerian

Pedo

John Carter

Carter won

C a r t e r

>that scene where the dogo refuses to leave him and suicide charge the army alone

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K a r t e r

Only a pedo would think like this.
Pedos

You write it first

such a great scene

Read the books.