How come Hollywood stopped producing Greekino?

How come Hollywood stopped producing Greekino?

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Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out

www.archiveofourown.org/works/10190687

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

www.archiveofourown.org/works/7838134

Resident Evil:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794475

Teen Titans:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/12842055

Recess:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/7884013

Scooby Doo:
archiveofourown.org/works/9908609

www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)

Sonic the Sissyhog:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/11778270

www.archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

www.archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

www.archiveofourown.org/works/12323790

Mortal Kombat:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futanari)

Weekenders:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9499943

King of the Hill:
www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908747

CHAPTER 2 OF "Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr" IS OUT NOW

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Me on the left, as his dick

One stab to their penis and no more gay sex or pleasure

Did spartans really fight naked?

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But you dream Yas Forums

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to any americans out there... this is how penises are supposed to look

>this is a 23 year old man

You fight in numerous battles and skirmishes go in alone at a siege whilst drinking heavy see how good you look.

And Colin Farrell was 27 when it was being filmed, who cares you retard.

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this would be hot if they weren't making those faggy duckfaces

>Another practice that was mentioned by many visitors to Sparta was the practice of “wife-sharing”. In accordance with the Spartan belief that breeding should be between the most physically fit parents, many older men allowed younger, more fit men, to impregnate their wives. Other unmarried or childless men might even request another man's wife to bear his children if she had previously been a strong child bearer.

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S-sauce?

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No

bump

Because now they'd just load it up with niggers and women in phalanxes. It's better they don't shit on Western civilization more than they already have

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What is this? Dazstudio 3d models? Tell the artist they suck at rendering

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reproduce and keep birth rates high at any cost apparently. Even if that means cuckolding.

Of course there were black englishmen. How fucking retarded are these youtubers?

I miss Alexander posting only a few guys could do it any justice.

Greeks are basically barbarous Jews. Who wants to watch that?

Holy shit, you're right. How unfortunate.

I suppose the good news is he hasn't really aged all that much since then.

>Of course there were black englishmen.
No

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I remember when that user first did that whole Celitus posting scene, fucking kino. made it into a webm for everyone's pleasure.

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he looks like a fucking ape and whats with the shitty dyed hair

ill keep it in mind obsessedboi

lol the fact you typed this just means you're ashamed how it looks

nice thanks dude

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Farrel has black hair and Alexander was well known for his golden locks.

classic mutt take

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Oh nice, hadn't seen this one before. Gonna save that for Yas Forums later

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

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>you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

American boy is born, healthy, the rabbi enters the room - CIRCUMCISION!
Many such cases!

>Alexander was well known for his golden locks.
Exactly so what's with his shitty fucking died hair and not hiring a blonde actor or one that could pass for blonde. also alexander is supposed to have a noble, intelligent spirit. he was full of learning and ambition. why is he being played by a brainlet ape. total miscast imo. is it even worth seeing?
>Mutt's Law III
weak bants imo, the higher the number the more you reveal the one sided nature of our obsessoin/not caring relationship

is not gay if you do it with your bros though...

western civ was built on gay sex and cuckolding. was always shit.just burn it down already

Alexander was kino and Farrell was fantastic in it.

>exhibits a barrage
>europoor tries to write english
oh no no no

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>western civ was built on gay sex and cuckolding. was always s
Wrong, most Greeks and Romans considered it wrong despite its prevalence. The sexual freedom aspects of those cultures date more to their equivalents to our own time (declining institutions, etc)

Women in Greece were basically burka'd muslim style

it's too based.

Source?

tbf eurotwinks can't think properly when americans occupy their minds 24/7 (rent free)

>US is the only country in the list that has to split up races

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Are Americans so cucked that they think having your dick cut off is normal?

doesn't really count when they were baited into the argument in the first place by someone perpetually obsessed with america.

I hate this shit they never say they outright had sex with each other. It's like today's world of a master and apprentice tradesmen they spend all day together they eat together they sometimes have to sleep in the same room if working out of town doesn't mean they are gay.

>parts of europe are below US blacks
oops

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cope harder. europe has always been fag/cuck central and I am glad it is finally dying

true. i can't imagine thinking about them outside of seeing their hysterics on this memeboard. yet they seem to think about us all the time.

i remember reading about this. was it that if a man couldn't father a child she was given to someone else? i know they had population issues due to their suicidal fanaticism. their women benefited greatly from this to. unlike other greek city states, women had property inheritance, so every time her husband died, she got a new set of stuff. other greeks thought this was insane. someone else more versed in history fact-check this for me. i just read this once.

>urope has always been fag/cuck central
No one's disputing that, I'm just talking about pre european europe

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His ass.

Next he'll tell us that Socrates was a faggot and medieval people thought the world was flat.

wtf why is the acting so horrible in these scenes?
American Psycho did it better

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They're bad at drawing from the source material. And the writers and producers of today just want to replicate the old Hercules and Sinbad flicks, Clash of the Titans, and Troy.

medieval people were stupid, so of course they thought the earth was round, thankfully us modern day intellectuals know that it is actually flat

i'm not gay i'm just intrigued with OP's picture