Was it kino?

Yeah, but cutting back and forth to Judge Reinhold pounding one out kind on puts a damper on things.

>I had sex with a black woman 2 days ago and I'm going to have sex with her friend today. Life's pretty kino atm ngl

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don't do that, stay inside

enjoy your aids

get checked by a doctor after

>it's a spicoli gets involved with mexican cartels episode

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>Phoebe Cates -posting
Don't mind if I do

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40% genital herpes rate

Jokes on you I already have it

The pregnancy side story was shit entirely but the Spicoli and Judge stuff is gold.

The blonde lead was way more to my taste though it is really tough to pick between the two

>though it is really tough to pick between the two
No, it really isn't.

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I've always had a thing for petite blondes though

One of the first faps I ever had GOAT scene

What was the deal with the science teachers face, I've only seen a single other person that looks like him

That's the best part

Fair enough, but Jennifer Jason Leigh isn't exactly a Stacy (despite her character in Fast Times name). Shes' some surly depressed Jewish girl. The epitome of flashing warning signs telling you DANGER: KEEP AWAY. She looks fucking homeless. Granted she's had somewhat of a bummer of a life/career, but if I was gonna throw it all away chasing a Jew broad, it wouldn't be her.

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it hurts that I will never get to caress her body and make sweet love to her

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Thanks user

>Was it kino?

Yes, it's a great flick and Phoebe Cates is still decent looking at 56.

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15 or 50?

Admittedly she was a lot hotter when she was 15 but she's still good looking nowadays.

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She looked like a goofy middle school girl. Cates actually looked sexy and hot.

Why were boomers obsessed with a 5 second shot of a mediocre flat chested woman’s tits? Did they not have porn back then?

> Did they not have porn back then?

52 year old here and no, we really didn’t.

Sure, you might be able to steal one of you dad’s Playboys and if you were lucky like my buddies and I were, some older boys would leave their stash of ancient porno mags in their tree fort when they moved on to high school for you to take over but that was it.

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>Girl was hotter in her teens then now in her menopausal state
Wow, ya don't say....

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why'd she quit acting

>52 year old here
wtf? what's your excuse?

>not a webm

My disappointment is immeasurable and my boner is ruined.

based

What the fuck you cant have sex stay inside

BLACKED recreated this scene for a video

Oh no, did she get nipped like Ariana Richards???

How gay you gotta be to call that mediocre.

Either her husband put her on lockdown or she refused the usual Harvesting (or both). At least, that's the usual explanation. She wasn't a prude, in terms of her career, but she didn't really go full sex object either. Close, but not quite.

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Phoebe Cates was only famous because of this topless scene. She owed her entire career to it.

Can you name one modern actress who owed her entire career to being topless?

I'm 44 and he's right. We had a phenomenon called Found Porn where if you were really lucky you might find a porno mag in the woods or on the side of the rode. You were a god among men until everyone borrowed it from you and then your mom found it and you got grounded.

The true patrician's choice.

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what's her religion irl according to Wikipedia?

To add to this, 37 y-o here
I can clearly remember using the underwear section of a Sears catalog to jerk off. Playboy and VHS porno existed back then, so how the hell is a 10 y-o supposed to get his hands on something if not by randomly finding it by going through his older brother or father's room?

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>Can you name one modern actress who owed her entire career to being topless?
Where there was that one actress that got decapitated in a car accident, but i'm not sure if she counts as 'modern'

can you imagine cooming inside her and then instantly getting up and leaving? That moron didn't even cuddle or try for a round two.It's almost like he suddenly realized he was gay.

Cates is the perfect hapa goddess.

What about her nude scene as a 17 year old in Paradise?

To be honest, she looks like she smells

more like a hajew

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Yeah, it's such a tough choice...

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Phoebe Cates is also Jewish

how has there not been a bluray remaster of this shitty movie just for a better quality webm of this?

That changes nothing re: Jennifer Jason "Vic Morrow's Daughter" Leigh

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jesus christ.. what is this from?

disgusting

based jungle conquistador