AHHHH I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE I WANT MY LIFE BACK
AHHHH I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE I WANT MY LIFE BACK
AH-BLAH-BLAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT MYLIFE BACK TOOOOOO
Sorry bud, maybe in September
You never had a life, you never had a girlfriend
OPEN THE COUNTRY UP, FOR PITY'S SAKE
My life hasn't changed at all.
Before: go out once a week for groceries
After: go out once a week for groceries
I'm just surprised Yas Forums is still so slow during quarantine, it's like most people have to be online right now, where the fuck are they all hanging out?
>I'm just surprised Yas Forums is still so slow during quarantine
That's because everyone is dying from the cor-
all my friends and family are losing their shit because of the lockdown and im having to play along and pretend to be annoyed by it but my life hasnt changed a single bit
Same here.
Based same
I just tell people that my life has barely changed, usually with a laugh. You should learn to be more secure in who you are. After you do that, you might find that things automatically start changing for the better.
tldr stop frogposting
Ha ha ha ha.
Another one bites the du-
>Yas Forums is slow as ever in the quarantine
Actually restores my hope in Yas Forums because that actually means that not as many normalfags broqse this board as expected
I have a theory. We're all in a truman show type simulation, we are the only real humans (well at least I am), and coronavirus is just an excuse for them to perform maintenance and restructure the outside world.
A good chunk of the posters here are mentally ill neonazi sociopaths dude. You thought there were normals here?
>more time to play WoW
i've been alright
>already leveled another character to 60
Shit what now
Funny seeing various news outlets reporting that domestic violence has risen dramatically
The only bad part of this whole thing for me is that I'm a forester so the summer is my time to be out in the woods being forced to hike and get tons of exercise. But now most of our field work is cancelled because leadership doesn't want people in trucks together and we don't have enough vehicles for everyone to take their own. But we're still expected to telework so I have to be at home on my work computer. So it's gorgeous and sunny outside and I'm inside getting in worse and worse shape when all I wanna do is go hiking and shit.
How is that funny? People are home together more than ever. It’s like saying it’s funny that obesity increases when there’s a food supply.
It's funny because it says a lot about society
nightwalks have never been this comfy
literally no one around whatsoever, absolute peace man it's good
I think it's funny too though. Like a clown funny, it amuses me.
Start doing weird fun things with your crew
>dungeons with a shaman tank
>pulling two groups each time instead of one
>kidnapping a lowbie of the opposing faction with low-rank abilities and polymorph
>take over WInterfall Village for an afternoon
I've been meaning to take some even though I love in the middle of a boring city. Where you from.
>tfw got fired right before covfefe-19 and now i tell people i got laid off because of the virus
thank you coronachan
>everything is exactly the same except parents aren't telling me to get a job
I'm OK with this
*beats you to death with a baseball bat*
Get a job, you bum.
europoor land, Croatia
>work from home
>school from home
>drinking way too many beers
I'm having a good time but worry I'm missing out on a massive opportunity to improve in some way, or make some money, or at least experience something unique while public areas are ghost towns.
calm down simp
hes a based pepeposter
>mfw I've been living like a shut-in for the better part of a decade and this quarantine is literally no different than any other day
>mfw normalfags are losing their shit because they can't go outside, even though they spend most of their time indoors, on their couches or at their desks anyway
If I wasn't bombarded with news about the end of days every ten minutes, I probably wouldn't even have realized there was a new plague on.
>wagies are now on the literal frontline of a deadly pandemic
kek no thanks wagie, but remember you're a hero
My life has significantly improved. I've started exercising for 2 hours a day the past three weeks and lost 18lbs. I've also been able to watch more kino than ever before and I'm catching up on all the shit I missed. My mental state has never been better, and everyone around me is seething over time alone. Good thing I live a very frugal life and have mad savings to live off until my business picks back up to normal throughput.
>social distancing? I’ve been doing that for years
I've been working man but I just had quite a bad panic attack
>everything is exactly the same except parents are still telling me to get a job and have even increased their nagging.
Ah nice. Anywhere near Novigrad.
kek same once i realize i have to go to outland or northrend i lose the will to continue
I work security. Non stop lately. This shit has been a godsend. All these thots on tinder can go to bars, getting evicted running low on food. Lol
Got my own house, my own car, stable job boomers love.
Girls just come over to get fucked and fed before their possible death. The implimplication they might die and them living like men is driving them hornh desperate
Fuck yeah niggeri
>have to go back to work tomorrow
Fuck niggers.
>socially isolating "essential" job
Still a big difference though because I'd go out with friends on weekends most of the time. Got drunk in VRchat instead though, was pretty fun actually.
My life literally hasn't changed because I'm an "essential worker". I wake up, go to work, and come home. Nothing has changed other than my commute's easier and that I have to shit at work now because there's no toilet paper.
This. I have time to study and workout and pursue my autistic hobbies
World/life be like that if there’s no purpose. I was in the same boat...
Look into Islam to find out Who created you and why... but you need proof it’s real. Muslims say the Qur’an (Word of God) is this proof as it has yet to be replicated since it was revealed 1400 years ago.
So worth looking into at least. I did and it saved my life.
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"The miraculous nature of the Qur'an is miraculous due to the fact that when we exhaust the reality of the Arabic language - 28 letters, finite grammatical rules and words - we exhaust it... and we [still] can't produce the form of the Qur'an.
If we do anything [to try replicate the Qur'an], it still falls into the category of prose and rhymed prose or poetry."
- Hamza Tzortzis
I feel like I've been having an ongoing one up and down for the past 2 weeks just about, so much I'm starting to wonder if I'm disassociating
>yfw people are killing themselves because they can't handle staying inside for a couple weeks
All the dumbass limpwristed “WFH” people who live in the suburbs near me are out walking and jogging more than ever now. What the fuck
You never had one.
good one
*o ba** *o ****** y*u fag
Same. Such is life as an elechicken
It's hilarious and shows how weak willed so many people in America are. Our fucking dumb fuck citizens are so thin skinned that the mere aspect of a short quarantine turns them into violent beasts. People are killing themselves and other people in their households because of this. It also shows that these people clearly never liked each other and relied far too muchmon expernal relieving measures to stay "sane". I just learned that there were people who unironically went to bars and clubs basically every single day before the outbreak and now they're grumpy psychopaths waiting to explode because their shitty bars got shut down for a month.
These people are pathatic.
you will never get your hangout back as long we redditchads exist
nah more inland, but have been there
>How is that funny? People are home together more than ever.
But that is exactly why its fucking hilarious. Most people would assume it would be the opposite, but it isn't.
>fuck i have to spend more time with my wife and family holy shit, why???
They aren't people. They're hylics.
pretty safe bet a lot of these people were abusive before and a lot of people are now stuck with their abusers full-time instead of part-time. Others are my uncle and barely functioning alcoholics who cannot keep their shit together without the rigid structure of employment
I can't imagine going to bars and clubs everyday, sounds exhausting.
you are so easily emotionally manipulated
murder the erpers in Darkshire
>be me a programmer
>do my job in less than 2 hours
>rest of the day play vidya, fap and watch anime
>still get paid
feels good man
Is this supposed to be an argument?
>tfw nothing in my life has changed other than being a bit bummed out some shows, movies and games have been delayed
My life got easier because of this shit
>work night shift at a hotel that didn't close
>barely any guests, rarely have to deal with a single person
>work for maybe 2 or 3 hours, sleep for the rest and get paid for it all
>easier commute to and from work
Grocery shopping is more annoying but everything else has been a boon for me.