That time when Truman fantasized about terrorists attacking his high school and him saving the day Die Hard style

>that time when Truman fantasized about terrorists attacking his high school and him saving the day Die Hard style

>that other episode where he daydreamed about terrorists and/or aliens taking over the school and forcing people to have sex with each other

Those were kind of weird dreams, Truman.

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>that episode where Truman tries to put himself out there and make friends but he's too picky and nobody is ever good enough for him
Seems to be playing a lot lately, I don't know why he keeps repeating the same thing and expecting something to change...

>that time Truman took his co-workers advice to be more "talkative" about things
poor bastard, they never really saw him the same

>that episode where Truman wipes until he sees blood

>that episode where Truman cooms six times in one day

kek

Must have missed that episode, what kind of stuff did he say

>that episode where Truman set up his X-Men AU Fanfic universe
>the season long subplot where he became obsessed with it, and spent his free hours coming up with a cohesive timeline, plots and trying to properly write it all down all the while making drawings of the new costumes and designs and then making custom figures of them
>those scenes where he got too into it at night and while pretending to be his self-insert Cyclops, he was grinding on his bed which represented his X-Waifu Jean
>the season finale where he realized that he’ll never be an X-Man, there are no mutants, robots and demons, and the real world is far more boring, so he just put everything in a box and stored it inside some closet
>the final scene of said finale where he just sat back in front of Yas Forums and browsed and browsed
Dammit Truman, wake up and join the real world!

I don't like the implications this shitpost has about our userbase

>That season where Truman kept jacking off to his big sister's panties, and came in her drink multiple times
I heard they had to give that girl a million in bonus for each episode, no wonder she suddenly went to college in season 14

>that episode where the producers faked a worldwide pandemic to prevent Truman from leaving town

I think it sucks that such a great concept was blown on such a mediocre movie, if it ever gets a Netflix series or something made as a reboot it'll still just be 'that stupid show they tried to squeeze out of a 6/10 movie' like all these others.

It was a clever fix but it came at the cost of the next 3 seasons just being him jerking off in his room at his parents' house and browsing Yas Forums inbetween refreshing the webpage with their fake death numbers and doing a poor job of hiding the fact that he was rooting for them to to up, I have to think that hurt their viewership.

>that episode where Truman had a dumb opinion but also trips

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>the story arc where Truman needed to stay indoors the whole time(because the sets were damaged and needed to be repaired)
>none of his old indoor hobbies entertained him anymore so he just stared at the camera all season
christ those episodes were surreal

Honestly, I still do it sometimes and have to force myself not to go down that rabbit hole again. Because at that time I did whenever I could find some extra time to daydream. I expected to leave school and find this wondrous world full of hidden knowledge and conspiracies and make friends at Uni and... It’s all just “eh”. There’s no robot uprising, no secret super soldiers or whatever else. I chose to study Physics so that I could enter the “secret government think tanks”, but even if they do exist, they’re probably not creating Wolverine and Fantomex while battling off the Brood.

I don’t know, maybe all the various media have ruined me, but real life is rather boring for an average Joe. The sad thing is that this doesn’t even make want to “escape” like the normalfags. I look at vidya and comics and whatever else, and all I can feel is anger at all those exciting yet fake universes. So I just do my duties, study a bit more, eat, sleep, exercise a bit, try to learn a language, such stuff. And that’s it day in, day out. I’m not really expecting anything since chances are my life will be uneventful, but I’m going forward since there’s nothing else to do. It is what it is... These days I daydream about being some Mad Scientist/Dictator/Conqueror and taking over the world then transforming it. It helps me doze off at night...

>that childhood episode where Truman daydreamed about being an alien that lived in his school's ventilation system and preyed on the other children
>that 10 year saga where Truman couldn't stop peeing behind the front window and blaming the cat
>that episode where Truman realized he had no job or real world experience and will likely end up homeless but he ALSO realized that he brought this on himself and deserves his fate
Truman is a piece of shit and should probably kill himself but Truman is also a fucking pissbaby coward.

I like how they made a reference to that in season 22 episode 4.
At 06:25 there's this guy dressed as a neckbeard holding a Jean Grey bodypillow.

The show had some great callbacks to earlier seasons

I don't care about all that, I meant I don't like the implication that people here like capeshit.

he actually told one of his co-workers he's a virgin

>truman thread

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Really liking this holiday special where Truman turns out to be incredibly based

>that time Truman was in his 20s and still dreamt of playing his favorite song in front of all of his coworkers and impressing them
little too old for that, aren't you Truman? This isn't a talent show

>that episode set in Truman's primary school days where he keeps dreaming about a scenario where the male and female members of the class were paired up by the teacher then had to have sex under her supervision

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Yup, truly amazing. Especially those creepy shots of him glancing at the closet sometimes with dead eyes.
Damn user, you’re so cool. I bet that when you were a kid, while the other boys were fapping to comic book babes and watching Star Trek, you were already 2cool4school and binged Death Wish on repeat. I’m sure everyone here on teevee is impressed!

>that episode where Truman lured the neighbour's cat inside his house and then fingered it's asshole while jacking off and sniffing the cat's fur for hours.
I don't know about you guys, but I think there's something wrong with Truman

>it's a Truman dreams about playing the school talent show, winning over the heart of his crush and the respect of his peers with his angelic singing and awesome guitar playing episode
Why does Truman keep having this dream? He graduated high school nearly five years ago.

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>that time user keeps making the same threads over and over again

>That episode where Truman has a mental breakdown because someone calls him out for being a manchild on Yas Forums

Ohhhhhhhh, I get it. This is a thread where you say something YOU do or think about, but pretend it was an episode of the fictional "Truman Show" from the movie of the same name starring Jimmy Carrey! L-let me try!

"That episode where Truman (not me) had a wank"

HAHAHA winky face ;) do you get it?

>episode

>its the season where Truamn crashes out of his masters degree, smokes too much weed, and develops an anxiety disorder about his neighbors making noise.

Yet the season before he was a total normaloid with a beautiful GF and prospects

>the Japan Vacation arc where he didn't get to do a bunch of cool stuff because he was with his girlfriend

ah well Truman, I'm sure there will be another trip

The Goofy movie ruined me too.

>liking childish things as a child makes you a manchild
user, it’s alright, nobody will judge you for watching Spider-Man TAS after school.

>its a Truman daydreams about the world ending and only him and his crush are the last people on Earth episode

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>taking advice
LOL
no user, user. take my advice: ignore advice and live so you can sleep at night.

>that episode where Truman acts as the fun police on his Chinese cartoon imageboard

That episode was kinda gay

>That episode where Truman enjoys an intentionally bad post on Yas Forums

>it's a Truman's mother commits fraud in his name episode
Oh boy how will Truman ever get out of this one?

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>that episode where Truman met his middleschool bully 8 years later just to see how succesful he became
I really felt for Truman in that episode. Sometimes it feels like the producers are fucking with him on purpose

youre dumb man
youre really dumb if youre bored by real life
youre really seriously ignorant and youre still sitting on a little throne thinking you know everything like you did when you were god of your own little timeline
youre retarded dude

The arc where he was stuck inside binge drinking and playing Minecraft was pretty dope.

>that episode when Truman goes all out and applies to over 30 jobs in a couple of days as the final year of university is about to end and we watch as his optimism and hope is slowly torn away with every rejection that trickles in over the following weeks
I think this might be the final season, guys. This series got way too dark.

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!(gr8 b8 m8)

5/7 made me hand out a (you)

>episode
Which one do you mean? That happened in multiple seasons

>the next 50 seasons were him in his new socialist town waiting in line for food that isn't there
Democrats sure have big hearts! The show proved it.

>That episode where Truman makes the following reply in a Yas Forums thread: "I sincerely have no idea what Spiderman TAS is and have never intentionally watched a superhero movie or show since maybe the age of 7, and I am far from alone in this. The reason we hate you guys at anything beyond a mild, teasing level is that you keep trying to push the idea that everyone likes superhero movies and the only reason someone could claim not to is because they are trying to seem edgy, when clearly the opposite is true because superhero movies are both objectively and subjectively shit-tier and unenjoyable and most people you claim as 'fellow fans' are just normies who casually watch hollywood-style capeshit movies a few times a year while they zone out with friends, which does describe you at all as you are a pathetic, obsessive autist and do not have friends."

Wow, what were those writers thinking? It got good ratings though.

>Truman didn’t even mention superhero movies
>that schizo is just going on a rant
Jesus user, take it easy.

At least Truman got some nice and aesthetic dubs

That one sucks, he's too much of a realist, he knows even if that happened she'd probably just kill herself

It happens less in later seasons. They played commercials when he coomed. Some religious groups pulled some strings or sth.

>that episode when Truman was drunk and unwittingly joined a tranny discord server, flirted with some of the 'girls' only to be horrified when they started posting pics and ramping up the flirting

the look on his face dude, that would not be shown today

Your parents knew it wasn't the cat. Cat piss smells different.

>he actually got replies
That was better than the time Truman didn't hear back from anyone and wound up doing out of life for ten years.

>Current season where Truman had a depressive breakdown at work and has been on autismbux for a year. Now the rest of the world is joining him in isolation and NEETdom

>The episode where Truman agrees to bang ANOTHER ugly fat girl from a dating app because he just needs the human connection for a couple hours.

Why does he keep doing this, he spends the next few weeks regretting it every time!

Truman's parents did confront him about it. I think Truman deep down always knew that they knew.

>that episode where Truman sends an unsolicited dick pic to some girl he met on Omegle and she sends one back

I still remember how off guard he was caught by that.

>that episode where there's always blood everytime he wipes

Which season was it that Truman gave up on his dreams? It happened slowly over time but I can't recall when exactly the seeds of doubt and the harshness of reality first sprang up for Truman.

>unwittingly
Look I get he's a drinker, but he can only use that 'unwittingly' thing so much, ok?

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>unwittingly
Silly Truman, alcohol removes your filters and shows who you really are on the inside.

Was that the episode following the one where he went to that party and blacked out?