Jesus wept

Hyenas are the assholes, Lions deserve to kill hyenas in their territory.

That was tense

Bullshit. Hyenas spend all night bust their ass getting kills only for lions to come along and steal it at sunrise. Lions are dickheads.

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He should hopped the other way

Hyenas are just Yas Forums doggos dude

Why are crocs so stupid?

>09
Deer thought he was slick

What would they drive? A Chevrolet movie theater?

>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN' ELEPHANTINOS!!!! NOT THE HECKIN GOOD BOYE DUMBOS!!!! LET GO OF THEIR TRUNKY WUNKIES YOU'LL DO THEM A HECKIN FRIGHTEN NOOOOO!!!!

they're just big dumb lizards desu

What the fuck is that hippo even doing? Why is it getting involved?

Why dont the elephants just stomp the fuckers to death, I thought they were intelligent?

I assume the hippo just ate both of them at the same time

Ignorant cracker

post some happy proohs, no sad depressing shit

Imagine typing this out and hitting send

what

But hyenas are felines. They are related to lions.

Goddamn, I wanna colonize his colon

Hippos are like those fat dudes in bars who get involved in every scrap

HOW COME JESUS NEVER LAUGHS AND SOCRATES NEVER XRIES?

Are hippos the SJWs of the animal kingdom? Holy shit

Many people who haven't been in many dangerous scenarios have this kind of viewpoint.
If and when you experience true danger, you'll have a better understand of what happens to an organisms mind

hippos are herbivores but are very aggressive about defending their territory

haha 69...
fuckin nice..

Fatties truly are the worst, thank god coronachan is ridding our great nation of them.

Guy should have been Doc Savage

>I assume the hippo just ate both of them at the same time
who knows maybe the croc pulled a gun on him

>hippo dives under before it strikes
Those fat fucks are kind of majestic in a way

that's actually a humongous croc, if it had attacked any of its kids it would have had itself a kill

Who cares about a crying kike

>Water lizard's 1 attack tool got you by the nose
>Pull back in panic, then apply my weight to smol creature
>Win

Woah dude, I'm so fucking intelligent I might just win nobel prizes.

Why do you think the croc let go? Those fuckers do not open their jaws once latched. That bitch stomped the fuck out under water

I was praying the hippo would sperg out and attack the gator

noooo not his sniff tuberinoo

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>tfw crocs just snap at anything nearby, even when it's way too fucking big for them

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chad

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someone post the zebra one

If they get enough death rolls in their quick enough they could get a nice chunk of snoot to eat

>CrocvsZebra.webm

>do you want total war

Bros, we could make it as crocodilians.

Fuck polluters and fuck landies.

Yeah or theyre gonna get a nice tusk through their fucking skull

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water is scarse in Africa so strong animals that largely depend on it get very protective of it

They're the juggalos of the animal kingdom

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such peaceful animals

gotdamn that elephant mean as hell

snoot too stretchy and squishy to be bitten off

Why is there no blood

Sloppy work Mossad

What the fuck

What the fuck is that elephants problem?

prayers don't work, Jim

There is a sort of primal terror in the way crocodiles behave. Just pure unrelenting determination to kill.

doesn't look all that tough when he's on land. I'd kick the shit out of an alligator if it tried to mess with me outside of the water, come up behind it and stomp it in the back of its head.

fucking ass tsundere we wuz deer

the boofalo ate some of his leafs

Honestly though, fuck nature. It's only nice to look on as an outside observer. Being a part of it is fucking HELL

>
Why is this so cute?

But why?

basically this . cold blood doesn't fuel the brain well.

that croc looks weak af, not sure if he can get the kill once he needs to swap grip

That's like looking at millions of years ago

its like being hit by a sentient, angry dump truck

both are fucking morons

youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik

They have walnut brains designed to just sit there and thrash at anything that moves.

>whips around on you in an instant
>grabs leg
>rolls and twists your gotdang leg off
Yeah make sure you film it if you ever try

Orcas are the most based alpha animals
Prove me wrong

>talking animal kino
>carnivores are the bad guys and herbivores are heroic/good
>when it's literally the opposite in nature
Herbivores literally evolve mechanisms to sabotage their own species so they may have a better chance at herd survival. where as carnivores are intelligent and social creatures that rely on their pack. Tired of seeing herbivore propaganda, must be a vegan thing.

Why is it staying in the water?

chad antelope

>I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED OF LOVING,
>OF LOVING
>WITH NOBODY TO LOVE,
>NOBODY,
>NOBODY

>SO JUST GRAB SOMEBODY,
>NO LEAVING THIS PARTY
>WITH NOBODY TO LOVE,
>NOBODY,
>NOBODY (UH-HUH, HONEY)

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Croc is his bro

Wild dogs on the land. Crocodile in the water. Dude has just about given up.

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it's his fucking lake

That's scary as hell

in that furry flick, the main villain was a sheep

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hyenas chased him into the water. hes taking his chances with the croc

What did the deer do to piss it off, it might have been a springbok a two foot tall adult deer and a youth elephant

>Herbivores literally evolve mechanisms to sabotage their own species so they may have a better chance at herd survival
can you elaborate on this with any example? I'm curious now

/r/ video of normal florida housecat destroying alligator

you need to read Beastars then, this dynamic is part of their plot

youtube.com/watch?v=VbPdrqdXx0g

t. Hyena

Two animals who pose no threat, offer no competition for food or mates, and generally won't affect him in any way just momentarily entered his vaguely defined territory. So naturally, being the fucking asshole that he is, he has to obliterate them both.

youtube.com/watch?v=mjEIlSPC0Ds

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They can sprint, there was a long leged gator that could out run dinos in pre hystercal north africa

SUDDENLY RAY DAVIES

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I feel like there's such an interesting story about what happened to his leg. Does anyone know it?