>nah just kidding I was an asshole the entire time tricked ya
Nah just kidding I was an asshole the entire time tricked ya
>oo gottem
Juat like the whole series.
nothing wrong with getting subverted tho, it's like reverse cooming
do spanish people refer to him as "hai-meh"? I've heard french pronounce it like j'aime
blessing this thread
isn't that just when someone cooms in ur butt
What are you talking about? Jaime was a good boy to the end, Brienne even wrote it in the big book during the epilogue
>S08E05
>Jaime and Cersei hold each other as entire room collapses
>S08E06
>Actually only a bit of the room collapsed, if they moved 5 feet they would have survived
Subverted
is the shorter and darker hair suppose to make him less attractive and more serious?
that's a Parisian bidet
brienne is the first woman* ever that I've seen getting cucked in a tv show
>WHAAA JAIME DON'T LEAVE ME FOR YOUR SISTER'S PUSSY STAY WITH ME AAAAAGGGHHH
serves that bitch right for killing stannis
While I don't like what they did with the ending, I can see why they did it.
GoT became so focused on the "big twist" moments that they tried to invent twists by making things that should have been foreshadowed seem like they could maybe go either way for the big "hah didn't get what you wanted" "twist"
So who will be the little brother that chokes Cersei to death?
I hope it's Young Griff once he takes King's Landing. If he's Rhaegar's son like he claims then he'd be a younger brother of Rhaenys his dornish looking sister who got stabbed 50 times by Lorch.
bran was the best choice for the monarch to rule the realm
griff is a fake targ tho
most likely nobody does that. the stallion that mounts the world didn't happen either, GRRM might be just fucking with us
what do you thing george is eating right now? we know he isn't writing any books or something unimportant like that.
Yeah fuck that bitch
He can't go to conventions. He can't watch sports. He can't go to HBO pitch meetings for more spinoffs. Do you really think even when forced to do nothing but sit at home, he'd still refuse to write and finish the books? Because if so you're right.
It being anyone's little brother makes it pointless as a prophecy, it's got to be Jaime or Tyrion, both of which are technically her younger siblings.
Or it has to be be a Trial by Seven in which Sandor kills Gregor, where there is some clear Older/Younger brother which could be seen as a more direct tie to the prophecy
Homemade nachos, with melted lard to die dabbing on nerds waiting for a end to his books.
who bitch this is
the show was a disaster after season 5, but jaime ending up back with cersei is one of the very few things that i am perfectly fine with because it fits with who he is as a character
>They began with a broth of crab and monkfish, and cold egg lime soup as well. Then came quails in honey, a saddle of lamb, goose livers drowned in wine, buttered parsnips, and suckling pig. The sight of it all made Tyrion feel queasy, but he forced himself to try a spoon of soup for the sake of politeness, and once he had tasted it he was lost. The cooks might be old and fat, but they knew their business. He had never eaten so well, even at court.
no
Not really pointless. She uses the High Valyrian word for older brother and only for that word. It gives a lot of weight to it being Young Griff, even if he's actually a Blackfyre everyone will believe he's Rhaegar's second born child. You know, subvert prophecy expectations.
>HA HA now I'm randomly a nastier cunt than usual, I've betrayed both Cersei and you pair, and I got into Winterfell's keep unquestioned with a big fuck-off crossbow despite it being on a war footing
is this accidental or are D&D secretly based and showed us women's real nature?
it's only a 'no' to babies that wanted jaime to be some redeemed hero or something by the end of the show
>literally who given Highgarden when every fucking family in the Reach has a claim to Highgarden and the Reach
>Made Master of Coin when he doesn't know how loans and interest work
he was already on the redemption path you retard
why did jaime ever even had to meet bronn what's wrong with ilyn payne, he already existed in the show it's not like he was a character normies didn't know existed
*younger brother
>copefag is back again spreading his cope illusions
nigger it's not about jaime getting a hero's redemption arc it's his actions making sense and not tolerating retconned faggotry. he DID care about those people in king's landing he did NOT lie to brienne in that bath. it made no sense in any astral plane for him to behave the way he did in s08e4 and s8s05.
wasn't the actor for Payne like really deathly sick?
jaime was in love with his sister when he killed the mad king for the greater good. he is more complicated than some lame fucking redeemed character story. the whole point of jaime as a character is the revelation of the choices he has made, like why he chose to kill the king even though he was a kings guard. that's what jaime is as a character, not some bad guy to good guy story arc.
>t. murdered ur cousin for a convoluted escape attempt.
A real shocker I know
recast him? they recasted myrcella and daario and nothing was wrong with them
him saying he doesn't care about the people of kings landing was stupid, but he could have just been acting dismissive. that's too much for D&D though. that detail was stupid, but him ending up back with cersei is not stupid
It really is sad that an old man has to be degraded in a meme like this. Like, is this seriously necessary? Who did he hurt for this?
His fans.
he is always going to end up with cersei whether killing her, fucking her, dying together, living happy together or just confronting her. only tumblr thinks he will end up with brienne because ugly cows are their self insert and they think they deserve to be fucked by chad
ill put it more like this. its kind of like dany burning down kings landing. that is probably going to happen in the books, but the way it happens and why it happens will be completely different. you can complain about the journey and retarded reasons for why they got there, but i'm sure you can create some theory that makes sense for dany to have a reason to burn down kings landing. maybe in the books the walkers overrun kings landing and dany doesn't have a choice but to burn it all down to stop them
the real question is, who hurt him?
>subversion for the sake of subversion
this meme needs to fucking die
at least whoever made that meme actually finished making it unlike the obese fuck
noice
was that the moment GRRM got redpilled and stopped writing more books?
j sound doesn't exist in spanish
so it will be "rhaime"
in french it is commonly pronounced "djaime"
also learn how to do a proper guttural "R", english subhuman
In the last book Jamie refuses to leave the Riverlands to help Cersei, who is imprisoned by The Faith Militant
>tfw no lollys gangrape scene during the king's landing riot
show bran would have had it on replay
Doesn't Jaime fight his way to ring the bell and try to save King's Landing again?
It's 100% in character for him, both to try something heroic and fail, and to verbally be a cunt about it. He died a hero, his redemption was not invalidated because he was mean to Brienne to try to spare her feelings. Even she knew that on the show!
the books are not finished yet... in the first book you probably thought robb was going to win the fucking war.
>131966546
Yes, but Jamie read Cersei's letter begging for help and instead went off with Brienne to find Sansa
this passes the average viewer. actually explains why D&D had to dumb everything down. season 8 would have been kino if they hadn't rushed it for their next project which got cancelled anyway
how many times do i have to say the books aren't finished yet? you're using one thing he did and trying to make believe he's totally going to end up some awesome hero by the end of the story lol
ending up with cersei doesn't mean he still loves her sweet incest pussy
>Just wanted Brienne and Jaime happily ever after
>Qyburn’s words were terse and to the point, Cersei’s fevered and fervent. Come at once, she said. Help me. Save me. I need you now as I have never needed you before. I love you. I love you. I love you. Come at once.
>Vyman was hovering by the door, waiting, and Jaime sensed that Peck was watching too. “Does my lord wish to answer?” the maester asked, after a long silence.
>A snowflake landed on the letter. As it melted, the ink began to blur. Jaime rolled the parchment up again, as tight as one hand would allow, and handed it to Peck. “No,” he said. “Put this in the fire.”
you prolly just have macrophilia
lmao you're really obsessed with this idea of jaime never going back to cersei, it's funny. he may or may not end up back with her, that's why i'm trying to say because everything is completely up in the air for jaime as a character. you're absolutely sure he's done with cersei and is going to be a good boy by the end of the series. you're delusional
Spin off when?
I miss those got threads bros
I at least hope gurm makes it happen i the books whenever he gets off his fat ass and finishes them
No one ever said he's going to be a good boy you hyperbolic spazz, Cersei cheated on him with like 4 different people and the story is pulling him further and further from King's Landing
how does him getting redpilled over cersei's manipulative character make him
1.) end up together with brienne
2.) not ever meet cersei again
3.) not trying to save the king's landing from cersei?
if anything, it just foreshadows and reasons the show's actions, see and and
I thought a lot of these plot points worked but GRRM would execute them in a way that's not entirely left field and fucking retarded.
I got a little chuckle out of their Westworld cameo though
as someone who survived the wait between feast and dance I share your optimism for now
All prophesies are false, and there is no azor ahai.
Jaime and Cersei storylines are wildcards in the books and can go absolutely any way
the story can pull him right back into kings landing... are you a woman trying to live out your jaime+brienne smut
They decided to just retcon his existence
He's somehow removed from Arya's list and is never mentioned again.
>1.) end up together with brienne
I never said that
>2.) not ever meet cersei again
He wouldn't want to, or will die up norf or something
>3.) not trying to save the king's landing from cersei?
That seems very different than running back in a desperate attempt to save her
>j sound doesn't exist in spanish
are you stupid or what? of course it's exist
He is not going to finish the books. Best thing would be to give his notes to a team of ghostwriters and let them have at it.
>the story can pull him right back into kings landing
Not naturally it can't. Do you have no understanding of what does and doesn't make sense within a narrative?
Robert can come back to life and ride a boar into combat, but I'm pretty sure it isn't going to happen.
>running back in a desperate attempt to save her
I think this will be the different in GRRM's version, he wants to save the city, not cersei
As far as I remember from the books Jamie was completely faithful to Cersei but Jamie does not find out about Cersei's affairs until Tyrion tells him the night of Tywin's murder. This begins Jamie drifting away from Cersei in terms of his commitment to her
J and G are in spanish pronounced the same way as H is in german, russian and finnish and basically most euro languages