Cast him

dilate

Shittest copypasta ever.

NIGGERS HAHA LOL FUNNY

Jeff Bridges duh

Yeah, I can't see it being anyone but Pitt. His last great role.

Why do African Americans have such thin skin?

This, nothing funny about niggers
They're dangerous

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cheap wine and cocaine

Val Kilmer Kiss Kiss Bang Bang era

you dont belong on this website

Christopher Nolan

a young val kilmer would have been good for it, or the guy from Burn Notice. but brad pitt best

Nah it’s really the suit and chad energy. If it was a dumpy white guy we wouldn’t be saying the same shit

I've seen this picture a hundred times and just noticed that they show the price of milk under the gas prices, I've never seen that IRL
depends how cool the negro looked, if his pants were sagging and he had a dewrag then yeah I agree but if he was Idris Elba tier in the same pose as OP then he'd still be kino

take this handkerchief user, this way you can cry

With a car, you can go anywhere you want.

the guy who played DiNozzo on NCIS

A nigger smoking a blunt while filling up is 66 Cadi is infinitely more of a safety hazard.

Fight Club era Brad Pitt

lol

Black people are actually dangerous. Have you seen how easy they are to anger, and how they flail their arms and body around as they walk, teeming with aggressive energy. Even niggas itt can’t deny this

What do you think he's doing right now?

>if this thing that never happened

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>But because this guy is white, wearing sunglasses and a suit with his chest exposed he's "based". Complete double standard.

I hate niggers regardless of what they do.
There is nothing that they can do that would redeem them in my eyes. I wish Europeans had wiped them out of existence entirely.

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Probably dead by now. The good ones always die young.

80s Nick Nolte

Paul Walker

This.
That man clearly fucks. And the female who took a pic of him to complain on social media, she was probably wet from his uncaring nature.

Timothy Oliphant

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>Once Upon a Time in Hollywood occurs entirely during his gas fume fueled reveries
>With a car, you can go anywhere . . .
>He came for milk: he's going to leave with milk.
>[Strongly implied he's The Dude's son]
Elaborate Brad Pitt allegory trying to prevent his biological son's 'transition', stolen by Angelina's Molech worshiping wine aunt Saturn cult.

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That’s part of the reason it’s so fucked up that tv shows without them in it aren’t allowed anymore. TV is supposed to be an escape from the horrors of the real world. When Americans have to go out and get a concealed carry permit just so they can walk to work or get a carton of eggs and then rush home before dark they shouldn’t have to watch tv shows that shove the very things that make life miserable into the show. That isn’t escapsim it’s the horrors of real life.

fuck you I saw this and dropped my bong

You can tell that he has primo coke, no one would hate a guy like that

but he'd just be playing himself

Because nobody else has posted it yet.

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it was a Facebook post from a seething fat single mom, she probably approached him before making the post and he rejected her with the swiftness, put her down like a dog
like the starving hound that she is

is that way, sir. You're too based for this board

>But because this guy is ... wearing sunglasses and a suit with his chest exposed he's "based".
Don't forget the rolled back cuffs

truthfully

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Josh Homme

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it really makes it so much better

user people don't actually think this guy is based they think he's a retard. It's just funny to see a guy who is so far gone who also looks like a total sleazeball. He's hilarious, he looks like a cartoon character.

This is literally him

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I'm not sure I've ever seen that anywhere else. It's different from how they did it on Miami Vice for example.

Speak for yourself. I for one think that that guy is based and radiates pure chad energy, something that you'll never have.

No, I think he’s based. Speak for yourself

There is absolutely no option

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If he were black he’d be twice as based

early 90s jeff bridges from fearless.

>"Five-oh could be here", he thought. "I neva been dis hood before. Five-oh could be anywhere." The cocoa butter felt good against his ashy skin. "I HATE PIGS" he thought. Many Men reverberated through his entire car making it pulsate, while the Colt 45 surged through his thick Nubian veins elevating his (unjustified) fear of law enforcement in the early morning hours. "With 40s you can fuck any bitch you want."

He looks like a man on the run...

His raw confidence and brash energy and nihilism just intimidate you
If you saw him in public you'd probably wilt and freeze up like a girl

Based and also Redpilled

I hope the user that wrote this went on to do great things

> user people don't actually think this guy is based they think he's a retard. It's just funny to see a guy who is so far gone who also looks like a total sleazeball. He's hilarious, he looks like a cartoon character.

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This always looks like Tim Heidecker playing a character to me

With a bit of sleaze from The Fisher King.

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What a stupid nigger

based trips
dilate

>op pic is Howard after HHM goes bankrupt
Bravo vince

>2.24 a gallon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! I JUST FILLED UP FOR 1.49 A GALLON!!! REMEMBER BEFORE AMERICA WAS GREAT AGAIN!?!

he is now a billionaire copypasta writer