ITT: TROPES YOU HATE

Easier to film two people who are similar heights.

because your heart is on the left so you put your right side forward when facing a threat.

>character wakes up
>immediately brushes his teeth
>has breakfast right after

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Yeah! They should get REAL retards to play ‘em!

Hey... wait a minute! OP have you ever thought about being an actor lmao?

>lead scientist is black
>lead scientist is a black woman

>character is supposed to be intimidating
>instead he just gives me a boner

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lmao based

the heart is in the middle you american educated retard

This is possibly the worst example of that trope.

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Such many cases

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Compare to how Jigsaw looked in War Zone.

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What were they thinking

good taste my man

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>villain gets himself captured on purpose
Skyfall and dark knight are the worst examples of this retardation

Is this achievable natty?

lmao no it isn't retard

>character is black

>In order to make the female likeable they make the men incomtetent assholes, so that she can seem capable by comparison

Why are people so shit at writing women these days, Yas Forums?

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Yes actually

>Actress gets her tits out
>it's in a shitty movie I'd never see except for the nudity .webms
>past her physical prime so it seems like last-gasp desperation clutching to hold on to fame.
Allison Brie comes to mind.

Thanks, you too i guess

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sequels keep getting more diverse.

>Why are people so shit at writing women these days, Yas Forums?
Because they're usually written by feminists or their beta orbiters. They have no idea how to write a good female character who isn't a huge cunt or without making the male characters borderline retards.

>Spanish original

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>woman cheats on boyfriend or husband because of lack of attention
>this is seen as completely reasonable

>character wakes up
>stands in the shower
>then sits on the toilet

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>American remake

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I see no great difference.

That's Billy the Beaut? Not even much of a beaut beforehand.
The only time I'll tolerate this is Doctor Doom or Vega treating a minor scar as a major disfigurement.

Ready Player One was just fucking silly.

>Breakfast commercial
>Table shows a glass of orange juice, a bowl of cereal with milk, pancakes with a perfectly square piece of butter in the middle, and apples.

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literally the whole harley quean movie. ALL the men were evil and retards, ALL women were badass and good, even when they were literal criminals. Even the old chink who I thought would be the designated simp for the girls turned out to be a greedy misogynist.

>girl who isnt a prostitute approaches a guy for sex outside of a bar or club or party

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>drinking milk then orange juice
Also what the hell do you do with that piece of butter? Spread it on the pancakes? Sounds disgusting.

You are not allowed to have a female lead that has a character flaw or gets one-upped by the villain. Both of these are obvious additions to any movie with a clear hero and villain, as it builds drama and gets you invested, but when a woman is the hero then she must be Wesley Crusher.

>character is taking a hot/cold shower
>suddenly, friend/sibling comes and flushes the toilet
>the water turns from hot to cold or viceversa
Do americans really? How can you be first world and still have shitty plumbing.

Plumbing isn't like that, it's just an ancient trope that lazy writers use

They were trying to do a play on the trope and they knew it wasn’t as bad as he was saying but it still sucked.

Nice try, pajeet.

>character is female in an anime aged 16-50
>have emotional complexity of a literal toddler so incels feel comfortable and like the women in it are approachable and attainable

I hate this because it sets this unrealistic expectation that everyone eats such a small, healthy breakfast.

Worse thing with women characters
>in order to make them appear strong and as authority they make bully and sociopath to anybody who is not her closest friend cycle or even toward them too
>no charisma or leadership skills and her asshole behavior is framed as empowering

Bottom left is pretty fucked, and the Hound was never good-looking. The chick's birthmark is weak as fuck and you just know some minimally cute girl with a birthmark could exploit it and milk simps for money. Bottom right has a blatant Chad skull, he'd look better with eyebrows but the tattoos obviously aren't a dealbreaker.

>Character takes a piss
>It isn't thick and brown and full of blood clots. He isn't constantly screaming as he passes urine.

Actually, it is real. Or was. I grew up in a household where this was the case that flushing the toilet caused the water to go cold. I've also lived in apartment buildings where if the people upstairs turned on their shower, my shower water would go cold.

>conventially attractive actor
say fucking what???

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Yeah mine did the same and this was in the 2000s. We've got it fixed since then, don't really know how it stopped but it did.

>character having sex
>he doesn't shit himself halfway through

>character has sex with woman
>he still has his underwear on

that's what the hole is for

>that one fucking porno guy
you KNOW who i'm talking about

Where are you from that its odd to put butter on pancakes

>character has sex
>there’s no ass slapping, choking, or hair pulling
>there’s no dirty talk and woman never says daddy

Post your face

I always assumed that's just how nips are. That's at least how they act on camera if they're younger than 30 its pretty offputting.

>Yas Forums - Television & Film
>user signals to everyone that he has in fact had sex

Even the fights are unrealistic, they have a 70 pounds woman one punch men twice her size and weight.
And with spinning around moves instead of a decent fighting style.

Why is everything so retarded now bros?.

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The fuck are you talking about butter is in everything.
American south, gourmet french, Italian, British, literally everybody adds a fuckload of butter to everything. It's what gives it the savoury flavour.

>I want to watch a movie that features a visually repugnant person
No you don't. You think you, but you don't. There's a reason why when I try to make a reference with pic related, the reference is lost on 99% of user (and no, it's not because the movie came out in the 80's).

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>the reference is lost on 99% of user
literally everyone has seen that one
Terrible example

I miss this lil nigga

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Based honey boo boo

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everybody either have seen or know about this movie
even nowadays

>I'm the spokesman for "everybody" and can confirm literally everyone's seen it so I can feel confident dismissing your assertion.

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I do this

You're exaggerating you retard. Nobody asked for Rocky Dennis just someone who is average or below average looking.

Mortal Engines, she was so hideously disfigured she had to wear a face mask.

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>Breakfast nook doesn't have a roast beef, an entire turkey, 18 stacks of pancakes, chicken wings. A trough of oatmeal or grits, a pilgrims horn of fruits and vegetables, orange juice, apple juice, milk 2%, surgery cereal, chocolate milk, left over pizza from last night, a bowl of chilli and a hot dog at 6:55 for the family members to Chow down before going to work and school on a Thursday.

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I am exaggerating but even people who haven't seen it would understand references to it.

>I'm the spokesman for "everybody" and can confirm literally nobody's seen it so I can feel confident dismissing your assertion.

Literally me. It was because I was filming With my gf and I didn't want my hairy nuts hanging out taking up the shot.

cuteness sells in japan like sex does in the west. the women exploit it to lure in orbiters. that's why so many japanese women do the dumb toddler routine.

I did this when I lived in a dorm because why the fuck would I take the elevator back up to my room just to brush my teeth.

There are literally dozens of realistic action movies every year still being pumped out, with no women in any role besides damsel in distress.
Your first mistake was looking for realism in capeshit, your second mistake was leaving your gf to take more cocks up the ass.

>surgery cereal
Explain this

Unless its an anime they way nips act isn't cute to me personally, just cringe and even infuriating.
I would neck myself if I had to be around jthots every day.

>There are literally dozens of realistic action movies every year still being pumped out, with no women in any role besides damsel in distress.
Name literally 5 movies in the last year that featured no "stongk" female characters in any kind of badass role in an action film. No villains, no heroes, not one scene where a woman beats up a man. Go.

based adriano

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>sci-fi movie
>"That'll be 100 credits"

>russian character
>played by scandinavian/south_slav/ british actor
>speak with fake russian accent
>drink vodka
>badass
>antihero or villain

>characters' faces are too close during conversation

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>have emotional complexity of a literal toddler
lol that's how you holes are, femcel.

>"Ugh he is such a nerd" character
>Chad with glasses

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I consulted with everyone and they said my point still stands, even if everyone gets the reference. No one actually likes watching movies with viscerally repugnant people.

Pic related is a not-conventionally-attractive actor that could've perhaps pass with some light scarification in a role, but even still you're pushing it. You're going to reach a point where that shit just isn't going to work and is going to turn people off and I think going for excessive verisimilitude in ugliness is missing the forest for the trees. People generally dont' want to look at ugliness. It's not complicated. That's my point.

>you were literally just citing your own anecdotal experience but i'm going to try and mischaracterize you with greentext anyway and make it look like you're doing the very thing you accused user of doing
It wouldn't be Yas Forums without it. Thank you for this post.

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