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does anyone know a good lie to say when woman sees you staring at their tits

>mmm

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who? ive seen her before?

I'm ferociously straight but tits are asexual to me. Those just look like weird blobs. I would stare because they're weird.

Visibly pretend you're the kind of guy who easily gets lost in thought and stares blankly ahead regardless of what's in your line of sight

Everyone knows their favorite mother, Lovely Lilith. Get with the times.

pretend to be gay

how do you pretend to be gay

I know her tits only look that big because of the angle and the way she is leaning, but imagine if it was common for women to have tits that big.

put a poster of a topless dude in your work area, or suck a co-workers dick I dunno

Why lie? They usually like the attention

Keep a dildo with yourself and when you get caught staring, start sucking the dildo.

Is this the "hyper modernity" film students keep going on about?

Somebody give me the name of the redhead chick with the grey vest and black bra(?)
Asking for a friend btw

>Tfw I am that guy and don't have to pretend
And every woman I know is fine with it because i cannot fucking stop myself

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you gotta do it from across the room and then pull this move when they notice

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be yourself

don't tell other people to pretend to be gay without knowing how to do it

if a woman has fat tits she is used to people looking at them, if she catches you just don't keep staring and look away

do 30yo women really hang out in their teenage daughters bedroom

>Ours are Pulp Fiction and Fight Club
Unironically me 10 years ago

Holly Cow and Milk

yungfreckz

perfect

youtube.com/watch?v=HYNsjf8f0E0

Just give them this face, it's all good.

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They think you're autistic

Have you not watched her vids? They are fucking huge.

hold up your phone and place it near your target within your view and proceed to look at your target, if you are caught divert your eyes to your phone

do not keep your phone raised too high

>HAAAAAY GIRLFRAAAAAAND

I have but not as huge as the picture. Here is a pretty good dump of her content.
incestflix.com/tag/Lovely-Lilith

SO YOU GOT SOMETHING TO LOOK AT WHEN YOU'RE TALKIN' TO 'EM

Tell her you're not like the other guys and that you'd treat her right if she lets you be her bf.

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>lie

beta male detected
chad looks at a womans tits when he wants and if she catches him he smiles and continues looking at her tits

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Milk truck just arrive

>stares blankly straight ahead
t. manlet

Holy based

don't apologize or lie, just be honest

I do this but I take pictures too. I got caught once and the girl thought I was taking selfies ahaha

milk truck just arrive

Well ladies,I just got done rewatching my favorite film, a little classic you might have heard of; Robert Zemecki's Forrest Gump.Now you "film buffs" may turn up your nose at what you perceive to be a "basic" film but I sau its presentation is too provocative for the likes of you and its messages? Too obscure. Its take on the abysmal is an illumination in one person’s despair, but a paroxysm of another’s perversion. It will remain underground treasured by the most avant-garde among film connoisseur for its edifying if horrifying insight into the fundaments of human morality. Phillistines and self-proclaimed critics alike will shun Gump, but you can’t fault them for that. It takes wisdom to appreciate its subtleties, and courage to side with the unpopular opinion.

Superficially, Forrest Gump appears to be a film which caters to the most proletarian among men; aloof critics dismiss it as such often without a second thought. As complacent as these self-proclaimed "understanders of filmography" are, they fail to realize that honest filmmaking is a cult classic, a chef d'oeuvrea buried under false preconceptions and unfounded criticism. This gem is hidden because it does not shine; it is buried because its tone is that of abyssal black. The mind of the eponymous Forrest Gump pries into the darkest corners of our subconscious, the most visceral of our cognition, the most carnal of our urges, and the most primal of our instincts.

As brilliantly put by Cattalus, "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"; to describe the artistic qualia of Zemecki's masterwork would be to describe music to the deaf, color to the blind or beauty to the philistine. The film speaks for itself, and it is up to the viewer to fully absorb its depth. Its beauty will ever be debated yet always remain objectively irrefutable; the fundamental insight it provides into human and perhaps animalistic nature may shape the basis of human thinking for centuries to come.

So are we gonna get sauce on the titcow??

I haven't been to a porn site with that many pop ups in ages

instagram.com/yungfreckz/?hl=de

two years before posting

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_oKT3wmLZwU

Don’t lie, just play with it.

beta fag

There are five different people in that image, go suck a cock.

Make that three years before posting, newfaggot

The fact that you can just right click to download is probably why.

This for sure

Epic, upvoted.

keep looking at them. what is she gonna do?

So many sluts in this one pic.

>t. Cringe virgin incels that wouldn't even be caught dead doing any of this shit
Girls dont think you're cute or attractive when you stare at them in general, you only make yourself look like a creepy autist. Stacy will go home and laugh with Chad about how some loser stared at her clothed tits as if hes never had sex before and promptly get fucked by Chad.