I'll start.
ITT: films where the good guys lose
Robert Brooks
Charles Torres
a lot of horror movies
it's why i don't like horror
Logan Rivera
Downfall
Aiden Green
I'm schizophrenic and every horror movie i watch sticks with me for months to the point i feel i broke some fourth wall and am in the film.
I still have problems sleeping when my mind thinks about that faggot it clown, its not that im scared its just the dread i feel that this nigger might roll up on me when I'm jerking off
Zachary Robinson
Why watch horror movies if you know you're schizo?
Bentley Edwards
i feel i make myself mentally stronger enduring them, i saw both IT remakes alone in theatres it was kinda fun.
Cooper Gomez
Evan Johnson
fpbp
Jaxon Wright
i avoid films about sleep paralysis though or general ghost/alien films, things where supernatural elements warp their victims perspective, "the fourth kind" still fucks with me even though i consider it a shitty doc
Julian Morgan
Huh, interesting
Brandon Lopez
Star Wars
Daniel White
>the Persians were the bad guys
Justin Jenkins
Now what goes into the mind of someone when they post this? Do they really think they've stumbled across some original wit? Do they hope anyone will be shocked by this trivial and banal Nazism in this board at this time? Is it obligation to board culture?
Caleb Robinson
Blake Lee
ahem,
FUCK PR*TESTANTS AND FUCK P*RLIAMENT
Robert Morris
r.i.p big F last of the golden greats.
Robert Butler
Colton Nelson
BASED
William Watson
Terrible ending for an otherwise good movie
Wyatt Turner
dilate
Jacob Murphy
Jason Jenkins
Based. FUCK Cromwell and FUCK the anglican """"""church""""""
Zachary Mitchell
Michael Fisher
>When Kirk Douglas asked Stanley Kubrick his opinion of the "I am Spartacus" scene, Kubrick (in front of cast and crew) called it "a stupid idea". Douglas promptly chewed Kubrick out.
Sebastian James
Zachary Howard
Nathan Richardson
Sort of, anyway. I mean he does catch the fish. But from a purely profit-and-loss perspective he doesn't end up ahead of the game.
Jonathan Cook
holy shit, didn't know Yas Forums was this BASED. I hate pr*testants so much bros
Zachary Collins
Is that all? Where's the soijack to complete your nuanced argument?
It's an honest question asked in good faith. Did you really think there was anything subversive, funny, or unexpected in saying "Nazis lost. Nazis were good guys"? Did you really not realize how stale that take is on this board, so much so that Schindler's List is immediately followed by Downfall? I'm legit curious about
your process.
Logan Roberts
Similar to 300 I guess. It's not very good, sadly. They should do a big-budget, all-guns-blazing remake to tell Mexico where they get off.
Thomas Fisher
Jack Hughes
Saw
>Game over!
Aiden Campbell
It’s for posts like this. They’d stop if you fags would stop giving the yous.
Luis Young
>
Is that all? Where's the soijack to complete your nuanced argument?
It's an honest question asked in good faith. Did you really think there was anything subversive, funny, or unexpected in saying "Nazis lost. Nazis were good guys"? Did you really not realize how stale that take is on this board, so much so that Schindler's List is immediately followed by Downfall? I'm legit curious about
your process.
Asher Nguyen
Tom always lost and he was pretty much in the right.
Jaxson Howard
Pleb. You’re supposed to root for the killer and enjoy the fictitious violence
Ethan Turner
Life is rough when you’re a Tombro...
Loved the episodes when Tom and Jerry worked together because the dog was also in the episode.
Justin Collins
no i want them to win
unlesa they really deserve it
Isaac Ortiz
Jaxson Adams
Ah so you must be a big SAW fan
Mason Taylor
Eh, I doubt it. You see this all the time in posts like "ITT: Characters who did nothing wrong" and a dozen brainlets post Nazis without any follow-up or expectation.
I mean, is it just a "Sneed is a big guy" meme? Done out of obligation? My point is, I just don't see how a guy can snicker at posting a Nazi as a hero and think he's doing anything funny, shocking, or original.
Zachary Harris
I guess. Edward G Robinson isn't exactly a bad guy, but I suppose McQueen is the protagonist.
Elijah Turner
Agreed
Too many Jews died. Oskar Schindler had a rough time after the War and deserved better
Austin Watson
Nathaniel Turner
Luke Jackson
Forget it buddy
John Hernandez
Joshua Myers
they do it because Germany did nothing wrong
and it shows how soulless and braindead people who disagree are when YOU reply
Jacob Brooks
Retard
Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Garcia
Cromwell was a religious fascist who banned Christmas and anything even remotely fun. Although he did well to get rid of the rotten parliament and regent, people's lives probably got worse under his extended tenure.
Benjamin Gonzalez
Jacob Thomas
>i'll ignore that the Spartans were very avid collectors of slaves and had brutal training methods. Nevermind the fact that Persia was the one freeing slaves. NO, the Persians were bad
Ethan Cruz
Nathan Bailey
Zachary Wright
TANDEM TRIUMPHANS!
Owen Gomez
Jaxson Baker
Jason Bennett
Evan Price
Jerry was an asshole
Daniel Sanders
because they leave the golden city and prime golden pussy?
Jace Bailey
Lucas Richardson
>Lose treasure
>Only one Chell
>Lost in a jungle with no city to let them in, the only other force out there is a Conquistador army that will kill/enslave them as soon as they see them
They're fucked
Thomas Perez
>rebels are the good guys
derp derp
Robert Cooper
She murdered her husband, bitch had it coming.
Hudson Roberts
makes sense why there wasnt a sequel..
Jonathan Reed
That’ll never happen. They did a movie with goddamn Billy Bob Thornton as Crockett of all people and it was middling. Good battles in Texas to make movies about would be the Second Battle of Sabine Pass or the Battle of San Jacinto if you want the focus of the flick to be the lead up and the aftermath. The battle itself was a bit of a slaughter.
Daniel Ortiz
Rocky
Sebastian Torres
I'm braindead for trying to honestly engage by asking directly questions, but the kneejerk posters with their predictable "Hitler did nothing wrong" are what, geniuses? Thoroughly original?
Grayson Jones
Yeah, and from that point on I've hated Jamie Foxx. Every role they put him in, he's this fuckfaced hero type. Even when the "hero" isn't the hero. He's politically correct and that doesn't mean he's good.
But modernity dictates politically correct = good guy
William Hernandez
The Persians were bad and slavery wasn't ever truly abolished there until the early 1900's.
Julian Jones
Based
He dies but the ending suggests rome wins
Jordan Gomez
The best part is when they're standing around and it dawns on them: "we took the L for these niggas.. "
Parker Anderson
Commodus lost though
Xavier Stewart
>Netflix original
>group of white guys slaughter a bunch of niggers in Africa
>not one of them dies
How did Netflix get away with this?