>You know when you sit down and your balls gets twisted for no reason and it hurts like hell
>It was all me James, it's always been me, the author of all your pain
You know when you sit down and your balls gets twisted for no reason and it hurts like hell
Joseph Flores
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Landon Brooks
> When you woke up in the middle of the night, and you pissed hot lava?
> That wasn't me, that was Vesper
Logan Long
This was the stupidest shit
Jose Ross
>remember the last time you stood up too fast and felt really dizzy?
>yes....all me James
James Thompson
Such a clever line
Jayden Fisher
>That spot in the back of your mouth that’s hard to floss well, and when you drink something cold it hurts? All planned by me.
Jaxon Reyes
>That tiny piece of shit that wont go way when you wipe
>I orchestrated it all
Benjamin Russell
...when you’re eating a bag of Doritos and the pointy end of the chip jabs you in the gums?
ME.
Adam Brown
>When you eat a bag of Cheetos without pausing to constantly wash your hands so you have orange fingertips for a whole day? All me, James...
Alexander Nelson
>when you were in lockdown and ate a whole bag of oreos?
>who do you think made sure they were in-stock James?
Aaron Cooper
>When you got really high and you ate that whole meat lovers pizza by yourself?
>James, who do you think you gave that 20% tip to? That's right, me.
Asher Powell
...and those days when the corner of your eye won’t stop twitching?
All me, James.
Christian Wright
>That time made an elaborate post on your phone and accidentaly clicked "post" without checking the "I am a robot" field and your post got lost?
>Yep. That was me
Julian Lee
>Remember that hangover you had two years ago? That’s right, James, it was all me
Jeremiah Anderson
>did you ever wonder why you can´t stop eating spicy food even though you get diarrhea every time James?
>all a piece of my plan James...
Jonathan Foster
this is a sign of hypertension
this is a hemorrhoid
Colton Edwards
>When summer comes and you are inside but still get allergies
>That pollen was me James, all of it
William Richardson
Tell me, James. Do you recall that time you came upon a good thread, where the conversation was flowing and you dropped your best post in weeks to contribute?
Do you remember how it simply died straight after, and you felt embarrassed to even bump it?
Yes, it was me, James.
Robert Fisher
>when you got those quints and thought that your post will get a lot of replies but the thread got deleted 10 seconds later?
>that was me James, I was the janitor
Daniel Jackson
>you know how when you eat and you suddenly have to take a massive dump, but when you go to the toilet nothing comes out, leaving you incredibly unsatisfied?
>it was all me james
Asher Martin
this flick is so bad
skyfall is actually watchable
Jackson Diaz
...or the time you cared about contributing a quality post about a topic you deeply care about and the thread got deleted? Who do you think was behind it?... Me James
Luke Roberts
>yfw you have like 5 hours to untwist your balls otherwise you'll have to remove them
Cameron Evans
I eat cheetos with a spoon for this reason.
Levi Lopez
>Remember the times when you tried to shit before taking a shower, but nothing came out so you went into the shower and then suddenly needed to shit
>That was me James, i put the laxatives in your drink
Julian Ramirez
I’ve never seen Spectre. Did they really make it so Christoph Waltz was the puppeteer for everything that happened in Casino Royal, Quantum of Solace and Skyfall ???
Chase Sanders
>Remember that time you self-bumped your own thread by posting over you cellular connection, and still nobody posted in it?
>My threads were reaching bump limits constantly around the same time, James...
James Nelson
Yes
Gabriel Williams
>That one time you had a stiffy in high school and it was five minutes before the bell rang and you had to work really hard to think of something to get it to go down?
>I was that stiffy James!
Isaac Jenkins
Bentley Sanchez
Holy fuck i'm gonna die
Isaiah Miller
Not only that but he was also James Bond’s jealous stepbrother, everything he did was because his daddy spent more time teaching James to ski. I’m not exaggerating, Blofeld gives that exact explanation before using the brain drill on James that magically doesn’t work as intended for no reason whatsoever.
Evan Collins
>before using the brain drill on James that magically doesn’t work as intended for no reason whatsoever.
I loved that. There wasn't any hidden ace James had, no sabotage, nothing. It just flat out fucks up.
Justin Reed
reminder that this film was written during a general screenwriters strike
David Gomez
>remember when you got banned for 48 hours for posting threads about Ezra Miller choking that girl, which is completely on-topic and within the rules of the board? And you couldn’t appeal the ban because the length of it was so brief?
>Me, Jimmy.
Tyler Gutierrez
Jaxon Cooper
>When your arm hurts because you sneezed too hard.
>Me, me, ME!
David Jackson
>Who do you think stole your favorite Yugioh card in elementary school James? ME.. IT WAS ME
Kevin Foster
What was the drill even supposed to do? I cant remember except that it caused him pain
Jayden Stewart
>And that time you got a cough after an intense Ab workout?
>Yes, that was me too
Jaxson Reed
DMAN YOU, BLOFELD
Wyatt Stewart
It was supposed to remove memories, IIRC
Christian Harris
>That random smell of burnt toast that only you seemed to noticed...
>Me. ThatsswssallmJjjame...
Noah Russell
>or when you got banned, in the fuckin quarantine no less, for "responding to off-topic garbage"?
>guess who, Jimmy
Blake Hernandez
What? That was years and years before hand.
Ian Gonzalez
That spelling error? All me.
Brandon Carter
>the time you forgot your keys in your car and were screwed? it was part of my plan James....
Charles Jenkins
That's it? would he still remember how to fight or would Blofeld try to recruit/brainwash him?
Caleb Stewart
>tfw we have to wait until November to find out who Smee is
Maybe it was the black girl all along.
John Miller
IT WAS ME BARRY
Nathan Ross
i dont care how often i see it
it makes me laugh everytime
just like the architect montage with the increasing smiling
Angel Myers
>Your cars seat heating only works in all the other seats but the driver
>I sabotaged the wire, all me James
Aiden Reyes
Chopsticks are the perfect utensil for eating chips and cheese puffs. If you can't operate a pair then tweezers are a good alternative.
Jonathan Stewart
>You might be wondering why they never bother specifying what it was, meaning you instantly realised it was Janny asshurt and ban evaded, but you should be asking who made you forget to wipe your cookies?
>It was me, James.
Austin Morris
This ALWAYS happened to me in high school just before lunch. Nightmare man
Landon Lee
Oh and James... I did it for free.
Thomas Williams
>And that Donkey Kong Country cartridge for the gameboy that was borrowed but never returned?
>That was me, James...
Adam Long
>When you took a massive dump and the cold, filthy splashback hit your crack and gaping ringpiece
>It was all me, James
William Myers
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Angel Edwards
not cool Blofeld >:(
Blake Myers
>why do you think that coffee table was JUST in the way of your pinky toe?
>Come now, James, Im sure you can guess the answer by now
Cooper Ross
Do you remember what thread that was? Might have been the same one I got banned for
Jaxon Gray
>and what does he janny get out of it
>nothing. They are visionaries, like me
>gender conversion centres are full of visionaries
Matthew Perry
>You might be wondering, why would they ban you and not just delete the off-topic thread and be done with it? Half the fuckin board is "off-topic garbage" anyway! Did they even ban the faggot OP? Why fuck you over TWICE in a week, during a fuckin lockdown?!
>It's always been me, James.