ITS SHITE BEING SCOTTISH

they all are

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Non-Scot here. The Highlands look beautiful.

Alex Jones is unironically a hot daddy

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We've the best patter

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the scots didn't make that

I'm just an alcoholic

the entire island is

Scottish here.
it's shite.
like every kid in scotland who ends up on smack, he started it to escape.
the reason its shite, is because outside of the cities that try so hard to be big foreigner friendly cuckholes, you've got the schemes full of junkies, the towns full of old people, or the fields full of shit.
there's not even any good woodland left, you'vre got the cairngorms, which is a tiny little piss of trees amidst you guessed it... fields.
even our hills are boring
yes, it's shite being scottish, and if the smack didnt get you as a teen, sheer fucking grey skies boredom will carry you until your eventual death by suicide or alcohol poisoning, unless you're one of the "lucky ones" who find themselves some little hood rat vodka whore up the catty one night and pump her full of your poor emaciated seed and she eventually drops out another fucking jellybaby in the neverending cycle of idiots who will never escape this literal bland boring landscape.

redpill me on munchyboxes scotbros

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stop being poor and then maybe you'd enjoy being scottish

>mfw Northeners complain about "boring" countrysides and shite weather

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Northern Irish here. Shits the exact same here. I'm hoping once all this virus shite blows over to move to Germany

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Name one good thing about being Scottish.

You can't be rich and Scottish, you earn the money, then you leave, thats the goal for everyone, why the fuck do you think there are so many gingers in Australia?
even with money, there is still fuck all to do in Scotland but leave.
what are you gonna spend your money on? yachting in the forth? take a helicopter tour of the fucking mounds? perhaps eat some overpriced haggis made by a michelin star english chef in edinburgh?

thats why heroin is so prevalent, because the high from heroin doesnt solve any problems, just makes you think they're not that bad for a while.

if you are surrounded by plain fields that stink of cowshit all the time, you'd find it boring too.

>raw onions like that
The fuck is the point?

We're not English

crunch, because everything else in that box is soft, like it's been sitting in a steambath for an hour.

theres a pretty wide range of wealth from poor to yacht owner. be middle class and enjoy middle class things like everyone else. your problems sound like literally every single person in the world that lives out in the country farm area. nobody says "i hate being american because theres hills and fields". it sounds fucking retarded

what the fuck is that bunnys problem

>'Ah it might not be a rabbit, could be a hare'
>'Its a cunt is what it is'

W2C his bomber jacket?

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Ah, Scottish poetry.

America has a wide range of terrain and geographic features... we dont

"middle class things" can be achieved everywhere, anywhere, nothing at all to do with Scotland, but even if you enjoy a nice house and a nice car and whatever else constitutes a middle class existence, you're still in Scotland, which offers nothing, which is why there is such a huge divide of wealth in Scotland, because the vast majority of those with enough money to leave, will.

raw onion brings out flavour in meat

Sure user. I'm just saying, bad as things get, we still have sun, beaches, mountains, the sea and everything. S'Alright, Scotanon; bring me a qt ginger lass and I'll rent you my seaside house!

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Being Scottish must be shite. Imagine being sewn at the hip to a dysfunctional shithole like England and every vote to leave gets stomped out by boomers.

>what the fuck was his problem?
Drugs and shitty friends. I think you would know this if you watch it.

At least you have your foreskin

fukin

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I'd trade it to leave this shithole any day of the week

He was the shit friend out of his group. He left one to die alone in his apartment and robbed the other three.

Got colonized by the lowest form of life native to Europe. You'd be bitter too.

off to the moon, dd pal.
blast off mate
they were all junkie scum, the only decent cunt was spud, because he was thick as shit.

begbie wasn't a junkie he was a based lad who did nothing wrong.

The Scots are a good people who gave us a lot of good stuff. Adam Smith (Wealth of Nations, theory of Moral Sentiments), Alexander Fleming (antibiotics), James Watt(improved steam engine), David Hume(A Treatise of Human Nature), Alexander Wood(hypodermic syringe) and of course Alexander Graham Bell(telephone). For a cucked group, the Scotts have achieved a lot.

That's like most of the world outside of economic centers.
Life just sucks dick if you're not well-off enough.

Correct. Scotland is a fucking toilet and the people who say it isn't are the fucking worst of it.
Still thankfully I'll be dead soon so til then it's just head down, get on with it.

he was the kind of degenerate who hung out with junkies and acted like the hard cunt because he carried a blade, thats not based, thats a junkie that wont commit to the life, he's lower than sickboy in my mind, at least they had a reason to be thieving cunts, they had an addiction.

My ancestors were scottish, could it really be worse than alabama?

>Alexander Graham Bell(telephone)

ANTONIO MEUCCI, HE GOT ROBBED

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>what the fuck was his problem?
He was a Scottish heroin addict

look around the world.
outside of economic centers they will either have decent weather, strong culture, their own language, not having England up their arse all the time.

even iceland, the barren volcanic rock hell hole where the water smells like matches and farts, has their own language, we even got our language shat on.

i'm not even getting into that mutt argument right now.

Fuck Italians, I wish that race of barbarians would just die. Hopefully Covid-19 does the job.

is it weird that i find this post very kino?
like it would be at the start of a great film or something

clean water, free medication, free education, legal prostitution

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Get a grip. I'm just saying your ancestors could have left and found a worse place.

ya mothas box

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fucking depressing monologue, save it for trainspotting 3 if they ever decide to beat that dead horse again.

Sounds like Finland.

Well I'm a wagie, I earn very little and live modestly but I'm very happy in Scotland. I've lived in Melbourne and Toronto and would rather live in Glasgow for the rest of my life.
Scotland is a beautiful country, with beautiful small cities and every modern convenience you could want in the year 2020
You sound very bitter and probably hate Scots and Scotland because you imagine we are all as spiteful as you

Imagine being a fuckin delusional mongoloid.
English ate all cunts, absolutely correct but we are no better. We have our own parliment, pay how many hundred msps to do what? Moan about the english? We fucking know. Ruin the education system? Job done.
If nicola seriously wants to split the uk she would put the fucking effort in and show we can actually make a go of it. Last ref what did we have, no income, no currency, no clue about the border, no agreement about the eu, no policy about fucking anything. 10 years later, have we sorted any of it? No have we fuck but we still parrot it at every opportunity wheeling out the same fucking bullshit every time blame the english for everything. Get to fuck.
Just fucking sick of all of it.
USED TO BE a good people. What have we done recently? Nothing because while our position of being colonised by the english hasn't changed the attitude of blame everyone else and play the victim at being shite is the go to excuse.

Also gave us GTA games so there's that

fucking asshole rabbits hares whatever i absolutely hate them when i go fishing with dad at dawn and these suicidal shits are doing all they can to throw themselves under the fucking tires

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