ELLEN A CUNT

I’ve been hearing this stuff about her for years, in particular how shitty she is to her writers and how they get treated when things don’t go well.

Based

What is the secret of gay couple conflict resolution?

sure, faggot chomo

She’s always come off like a cunt who tries to give the outward appearance of being a good person. Same with Jimmy Fallon.

It's an open secret that she's a shit boss, doesn't necessarily make her a bad person

In general? The fact that men can love and respect other men in ways that women can't
Personally? Good communication about anything that bugs us, no matter how small, so it never ever builds and leads to resentment

Hahaha I'm lirerally 8% ashkenazi according to 23andme

the logic is simple, in straight relationships most fights are started by women, this is empirically proven.
remove the woman from the equation and couples just fight a whole lot less. plus if gay people are mad at each other, they just have sex. it's kind of the gay version of buying flowers and saying i'm sorry

Gay couples are adulterous as hell, infidelity is rampant, they just solve it by going on grindr and cheat

The ones that don't settle down, anyway
But yes, the unmarried (and otherwise noncomittal) ones get pretty damn slutty

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A gay Jew pedo? A bit redundant, if you live in West LA then it's a guarantee.

Sometimes we also do the flowers thing, but yeah, mostly sex

>pedo
If it wasn't already obvious, I'm a barafag and a married one at that
Little boys are gross

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>objectively kind of terrible
I mean if that isn't a closet cope
>no bro I'm not a faggot, women are just objectively worse lol

theres a disproportionate percentage of gay women in womens prisons for a reason

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>Y-you're gay because you failed with women!
Nope, I had a girlfriend in grade 9 when I was still convincing myself the gay thoughts would stop and eventually I'd start having straight ones
They never came

Oh and I live up in Muskoka in Ontario
I'm kinda outdoorsy

i wasn't saying that i disagree with the statistics, just that they're skewed due to men being more inclined to deal with their own problems and women being more prone to overreacting.

Yep. Government men turn on my air condition at night when I'm asleep.

Fair point, but if his boyfriend or husband was actually hitting him that badly, he'd absolutely turn to the police

That's kind of chilling

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Yes.

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american culture is entirely based upon licking boots and pretending like bosses and the wealthy got to where they are through talent or skill or hard work and keeping up the pure farce that if you work hard you can get there too

If I was a woman I'd hope I'd be a lesbian. Liking dudes is just gay. And I'm pretty ambivalent about gay people. At least they don't cut their dicks off like trannies. Take solace faggots that you're better than trannies, racists, sexists, antisemites, fat people, sneedposters, soijakposters, dancing catposters, and other literal scum I can't think of right now.

Most American millionaires didn't come from wealthy backrounds but sure keep up the COPE

I would need to COPE too if I lived in a rape playground for Pakis

>it's typical american to vilify hard workers that have high demand and high expectations from their staff
t. Temporarily embarrassed millionaire

>I would need to COPE too if I lived in a rape playground for Pakis

you literally have no idea where i am from, racist

You're hanging out with your bro who is also your partner. It's a lot of fun.

Most of those tweets sound fake. However, the fact Ellen repeatedly likes to jump scare people and that stupid fucking gameshow she hosts, leads me to believe she probably is a sadistic cunt.

Thanks

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So. Fucking. What.

Keep that Twitter shit to Twitter.

Yas Forums is Twitter now
Most of the people who come here are from Twitter

Typical cuckold

We do now lmao.

You literally are though, and even if that were true, neither I or my husband are one

Seething
Dilate, tranny

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Fucking lel.

SOMEONE GET AN ANTHROPOLOGIST TO STUDY THIS SAVAGE.

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Yas Forums belongs to homosexual men.

Women can just leave now.

Cringe
Don't project your pozzed status onto us please

yep.
>you gotta respect your boss even when he doesn't respect you!
>the customers always right!
nah the customer is a fuckin retard

Honestly one of my friends was in a crazy wreck and was a big fan of Ellen, and she actually took the time to text her to get better and even talk to her for a bit. It was on the news too so I'm not fuggin around

That said she also could be a child molestor for all I know, thats just my anecdote

dont we have a containment board for these fucking disgusting homos

This but unironically

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Hello Ellen deSelfish.

Ezra Miller is innocent.

Those online tests always make you slightly Jewish. We’ve traced our ancestry back to 1400s Lancaster and some online nonsense still said we were 2% Jew

>>Ellen Degenerate
>>Turbofaggot

Gayfaggots are just horrible people in general

I think everyone already knew she was a cunt. And so unattractive.

i imagine its the exactly the same for Oprah. Successful chat shows go on forever and pay insane paychecks to theirs hosts. These people have the GDP of small nations it stands to reason none of them will remain relatable or grounded for long.

seethe more
also /lgbt/ has too many trannies
it was never a containment board

>>>Ellen Degenerate
>>>Turbofaggot
>Gayfaggots are just horrible people in general
Already established it's just the female ones, famiglia

How do I find a homogay bf who isn't a disgusting adulterer? I don't want to go to gay bars because every time I've been to one I'm the only one there that doesn't look like a flaming faggot. Also I take care of my body so I'm not gross if that helps

Yas Forums unironically
I know tons of friends who met their boyfriends on here

It's a "some literal faggot uses the word COPE to deflect a hundred times" episode!

I've also met friends from Yas Forums. It's nice.

I've read most of your posts and you seem alright honestly and I usually don't like gays. Good on you for defending your people instead of just saying that you're going to suck Satan's dick or something.

Yup, it worked for me, with the added benefit that we have shared interests because of where we met.

>get a gay bf from Yas Forums
>can call each other faggot without getting offended

Of course, it's a female. They are all cancer, did you ever doubt that?

This. Take the S.W.E.A.T pledge.