Sex scene

Here in Europe too.
Also nice trips

>post-sex scene
>chick is covering her tits like the guy didnt just see them

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>mum walks into the room

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not to girls apparently lmao

I hate sex scenes, I just skip them. It's just a cheap way to get the attention of the audience

this
advance the fucking plot already
if i wanted to see people boning I'd just watch porn

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its pointless and boring
just like fighting in capeshit

>Cant skip it cus you're watching with parents and dont want to look like an autist

It's the opposite, it's so embarassing that when I'm watching with my mother I just skip it right away, if I don't do that, she does it.
If it's just me and my dad I don't skip it because I don't want him to think I'm a bitch.

you're just mad because you're a virgin

My mum is really into tv and whenever I visit her she puts on a show she's finished and wants to show me and in all of those shows theres long sex scenes

i'm so fucking lonely and horny

>t. virgins

>Your mum

t.cuck

people watch capeshit for something else than fighting? wtf

simp

Who was the girl spamming the porn? I'll sleep with you.

youtu.be/Hj8pRh1wzeI

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yes

I'm married and gay so no
Again, not even the gay sex scenes are good or interesting
I'd rather just watch porn
Advance the fucking plotttt

What happens if a sex scene is part of the plot?

I swear to god, my family always walks into my room whenver a sex scene comes up. It happened so many times that i am suspecting they are doing it on purpose somehow. Fuck.

Come over.
Is your family single?

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That's fair, but pretty rare
Sex scene in TP S3 with Dale and Diane was necessary

>character is a loser
>get casual sex with hot chicks

>she start biting her lip and fidgeting while eyeing you up

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literally me

>b-but he's a loser cus they dont want more sex afterwards!!

how do i stop being a kissless virgin?

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I was watching Bong Joon Ho's "Mother" and was really enjoying it until the sex scene and it completely ruined it for me, I was depressed for the rest of the day.

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I always wondered, what happens to the sperm after the sex. Does it stay in the woman's body?

hookers

Hit the gym, get a good body
Become more social, dominant and direct
Also, don't be too short

Also, try getting interesting hobbies that make you seem interesting or unique or whatever.

I know the feel, dude. I didn't fuck anyone since this quarantine started. Life's getting tough

Care to tell us what hobbies we should have champ? If you can't name any it's proof you're bullshitting

hobby of making a lot of money

>interesting hobbies that make you seem interesting or unique
Never forget, you can start your own harem/cult with just a dozen or so baby tigers.

>get into a hobby purely for the idea that somebody might find you more interesting because of it instead of because you enjoy it
imagine being this much of a simp

Fuck, me neither, just at the time i start seeing a girl and things are great, quarantine

That can be anything, really, as long as it sounds interesting to women. Deep sea diving, climbing mountains, beating up old ladies, IDK, as long as it sounds interesting.
Fitness is nice, but some women might see that as shallow if that's your foremost hobby

Retard, I don't care what women like or not. I barely have any interesting hobbies. But if your number 1 goal is to get a girlfriend, having some unique or special hobbies can obviously help.

Cycling, hiking, reading, learn an instrument,

My ex didn’t want me to see her getting dressed. Like I hadn’t seen her asshole many times and hadn’t heard her queef when fucking

is 5'5 fine?

>interracial bmwf kissing scene

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unironically more disgusting than if he was just fucking her

In what nation? height is relative. 5'5 is average is some places, beneath average is others.

What? Can't relate?

>watching How To Get Away With Murder with mom
>every episode has at least one sex scene
>half the time it's gay sex

>watching it with your parents

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UK

Appparantly the average women in the uk is 5'3? Then 5'5 is doable, but it's still lower than average for men. Luckily for you the average Brit is fat. If you get in shape and built some muscles that would help you tremendously.