This girl slaps your ass in the costco line

This "whoa foreign word so deep" shit is silly. It literally just means comfiness

I'll social distance you! *grabs her ass and tongues her mouth*

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>ohhh sorry my dear i didn't realize i wasn't in the designated brappp location behind you

ben i told you to stop

I would nut in my hand then wipe it in her face and grope her

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Report her for sexual harassment - then jerk off to the thought of ploughin her later whenever my wife isn't around.

She's literally past her prime now, but yeah a few years ago she was pretty great.

What did she mean by pic related?

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Stfu amerilard. There’s some words in foreign languages that describe things we don’t have words for. Vice Versa.

>literally gushing

I'm German

>i'm gay
FTFY

I'd call her a bozo, possibly a jabroni

>chiquita sabrosa dejame mamarte el chocho hasta que te mees

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average at best

>hasta que te mees
lol you never had sex

>no habla taco burrito

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Yo necesito una novia cubana

If you know the spot you can make pretty much any girl piss herself, that's not even a secret

thats not piss,virgin
lol you never had sex

enjoying your closeted watersports fetish?

It comes out from the same fucking hole, "mear" is also a word related to squirting in spanish

based

>virgin
>automatically projecting
I literally live with gf lmao

comfiness is bequemlichkeit

I would rape her if i know where she lives

mear means pissing
and you said
>"you can make pretty much any girl piss herself, "

its over virgin, you just cant win

when a virgin doesnt know about basic sexuality, you usually call them virgin (and laugh at him)

squirting doesn't exist, it's piss

she's a good girl

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"Mear" is also used to describe squirting in Mexico, very well known slang.

>when a virgin doesnt know about basic sexuality, you usually call them virgin (and laugh at him)
Incel posting is getting cringier and cringier, have sex

And that's a good thing

>There’s some words in foreign languages that describe things we don’t have words for.

Don't exist. This is a meme only monolingual plebs believe

>every time a see a woman next to a black man, i image them having sex and post it online implying it
God BLESS america!

It's the funniest with articles like "10 words we need to have in English!" and it's either something they pretty much already have a word for or some made-up bullshit insults no one really uses

Ana is not built for BBC please don't imply such things

>when a virgin doesnt know about basic sexuality, you usually call them virgin (and laugh at him)
Cringe and retardedpilled, have sex

Apologize and put her at ease, call ICE when I exit the store

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isn't she like 10 years older than him

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My favorite is when its clearly compound words saying something we just use two words for. Fuck off Germans, getting rid of some whitespace doesn't make it a new word

why are you gay?

>tfw a girl will never look at you like this

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kek yeah that's the best

SHUT UP SHIT THE FUCK UP

are you jealous because you don't have words like backpfeifengesicht or fussbodenschleifmaschinenverleih?

>thats not piss
Unironicaly have sex lmao

>backpfeifengesicht
>made-up bullshit insults no one really uses
:^)

>backpfeifengesicht
>slappable-face

Oh boys watch me make an entire new English word, slappableface
WOAH

Just be yourself.

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>agua por favor

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Eggsy is gay?