Walt Disney World

Will it ever reopen?

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I'm glad I was able to visit once a few weeks before this whole mess started

Did you have fun?

It was very fun. Went to Epcot and spoke fluent japanese to the girls in the Japan section. It was very sugoi

Disney world is so fun because it has a lot of magic and childhood about it. I also like Universal Studios/Islands of Adventure because they have a great park and awesome rides and coasters. Seaworld is also super fun because of the animals and coasters they have now.

it has to. some people literally won't be able to live without it

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I also was there less than a week before the closures. They stopped all construction and are going to cut budgets, epcot remodel will probably be scaled back now. This plus the new jew ceo means we're probably entering a dark period for the parks. Hopefully this means less fatties will be there on their scooters in the future

I hope not, new Disney is trash. The soul it had is now gone.

they'll reopen and announce that they closed everything except epcot and the old journey into imagination is back plus horizons got a refurb and for some reason they rebuilt extraterrorestrial encounter and moved it to epcot

I agree but they do good things once in a while, rotr is unironically a great ride and probably the best in a long long time

Iger said they're going to use those forehead gun thermometers on everyone like the Chinese are doing earlier this week

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I dunno that the soul is gone, but it has changed. Some for the worse, and some for the better.

If you visit the parks in reverse order of opening(AK,HS,EP,MK) You can really spot the differences in logistics and planning of the park layout and bathrooms etc etc.

Is that legal?

Tower of Terror is kino.

They will make it legal.

>is it legal to deny access to your own private property
GEE I DUNNO LOL

>private companies can collect medical information, no problemo!
go suck more corporate cock

>NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN CORPORATINO
cringe
you have no right to enter someone else's property, commie

Fun fact, Disney owns an actual town and has their own municipal police force.

They don’t though, they just feel your bag for prohibited stuff like knives and guns without opening

Can we save her?

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Not him but I’ve gone to WDW three times, twice as a 7-8 years old child and once as a 24 year-old. I can tell you that it was nothing like I remembered as an infant. For once all the endless queues was overkill, I’d say for every 10 hours spent on a park around 6 we’re in queues 3 walking around and 1 in actual rides.

Should we?

I hope they sell Star Wars back to Lucas and cut all the SJW crap.

Sounds like you get bored easily.

As someone who has been to Disney since 1988, you have to change how you think about going to parks now. You cant just show up and wait in line for a ride and then go to the next one etc. You can, but you end up with an experience like yours. You have to do some significant planning. FastPass is the fucking fucking jam...start there, plan your fastpass rides and times. After that, use the app/map to check wait times and fill in accordingly between fastpass times. If one park is fuckall crowded after your fastpass slots are done, dont be afraid to jump ship and move to a less crowded park.

If you have a plan, and are flexible...its a way better experience. Again, fastpass is a fucking game changer, doubly so if you are staying on property. The line situation is orders of magnitude better than it was 20 years ago.

Yeah because standing in queues is so much fun

Fast passes are fucking expensive though

Fuck fast pass. The real WDW life-hack is to go once a year during the Very Merry Christmas Parade and just blow through every ride in less than 3 hours while boomers watch the parades with their kids. Pretty sure it's cheaper than normal admission too and WDW at night makes bitches WET

What will happen to her now the she lost her source of income?

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fastpasses are free ya dingus
also I've been to WDW multiple times in the midst of summer when it's crowded as shit and had myself a blast every time, you have to learn to ride the crowd like a wave, either ride things first things in the morning or late at night, and ride some things with no queue or just walk around all day

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Considering the Federal and State unemployment benefits and the stimulus, she should be coming out ahead.

i'll give you a hint
it's ends with: cked.com

Jenny should always be priority number one.

Going back to giving out cheap handjobs in the parking lot?

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You know what grinds me gears? Fucking children on Twitter bitching about how awesome the original Epcot Center was when they didn't even see it.

tbf the original Epcot idea was pretty great in comparison to the Ipcot we're getting

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Megan is too wholesome for that. Perhaps selling feetpics on IG

>NO YOU CAN'T HECKING MAKE A THEME PARK INTERESTING

So are the parks closed right now?

I went in late Feb/early March and like 5 days after I got back it closed. Didn't get sick either.

damn girl in middle is cute

officially but you can go hang out there if you're cool

The GOTG ride at Epcot is pretty depressing

yes and have been for almost a month now

Imagine being an adult and giving more than half a shit about some gay disney theme park specifically designed to separate you from your money.

I went with an autistic nephew of mine and we a card that lets you check in and come back later so you can skip rides. Was kino.

this i went when i was a kid like 4-5 years old. then i went when i was 15 (mostly cause i had an 8 yr old brother) and i remember hating it and thinking about final fantasy 8 cause i was playing that at home.

minnie mouse also got super flirty with me making kissing sounds and following me and my parents made fun of me and got it on tape. it was so embarassing. i was such a shy kid.

>Jenny should always be priority number one.
and yet the jennyheads post 90% of the time about B*il*y the toilet-mouth stoner louche dirty stinkhole sloppy-face slob. And are also gay somehow?

Why would you want to skip rides?

how the fuck is your current body temperature privileged medical information retard?

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Dude, Disney is honestly way better as an adult than as a kid

YEAH! THERE'S TWO WHOLE PLACES TO GET A TWENTY DOLLAR BEER AND YOU GET TO BE SURROUNDED BY SNOT NOSE YELLING CHILDREN ALL DAY. TALK ABOUT PARADISE

>substance abuse
>annoying brats
sounds like a hangout to me

you know what I meant

Is this the return of the comfy /themeparksgeneral/? These are my favorite threads. Also, Disneyland is /ourland/. Floridafags out

Jenny isn't producing anything... so there's not much to talk about. Bailey's streams are OK as long as she's keeping it light and not going full commie. As for her sister/brother; I like that she gets Jenny's lazy (and cute!) ass to stream occasionally, otherwise I don't even remember she exists.

>Floridafags out
But the park is the only safe place in Florida.

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Looks fun to walk around these completely empty theme parks

lets keep it up. if they reopen I’m rope dropping the Contempo Bathroom

Let’s laugh at the absolute cuckfest that is the Magic Kingdom
>Replaced kino Mr. Toad for shitty Winnie the Pooh off-the-shelf ride that doesn’t even have the kino Tokyo ride system
>Replaced kino Snow White for a shitty princess meet-and-Greet which constantly sees 2+ hour lines
>Tore down based 20k Under the Sea for a shitty Snow White Mine train that is somehow worse than BTMM despite being made nearly 40 years later and with meme “swinging seat” technology
>Also filled in the rest of the area with a shitty Little Mermaid omnimover
>Has a cucked version of Pirates that is half the length of the original.
>Doesn’t even have a Matterhorn. Have to go to AK to see a broken yeti with strobe lights flashed on it because it will literally NEVER be fixed
>No kino Indiana Jones Adventure
>Tore down one of their most innovative attractions, Alien Encounter, and replaces it with a Stitch attraction that literally smells like vomit due to the meme “chili breath” burp smell effect they pumped into it every 20 mins.
>Missing beautiful New Orleans Square because they have the soulless liberty square instead
>Can’t even walk up to the gate, have to wait in line and waste 20-30 mins to get on outdated and overcrowded monorails or ferry boats just to even get to the gate.
>Walt never set foot in it
SAD

jenny is cuter than the cutest baby born
i have to cover half the screen to watch this though

>Jenny isn't producing anything
Well, she put out a ramble and like three streams. It's just that...that shit sucks and it's fucking boring. Muh theme parks, muh kiddie games - this is for her dumb kiddie audience. Why can't she do another ramble about her gr*ffin drama with bits cut out for crying. Or one where she just sews, or sings. And fucking if anyone's going to be saying "mm mommy tucks you in" it should be HER god fucking damnit not... yeah

I agree West coast Disney is superior