>Vince, as a prank, had real police "arrest" Jonathan Coachman for running a betting pool at work. Coach said when the cop car finally turned around and brought him back to WWE HQ, he openly wept in relief and rage. >"This entire riff lasted 45 minutes. At the end of the office bit, the officer said it was $1,500 to get me out, and Vince said F-no, he’s on his own. They handcuffed me, and I asked if there was anything I could put over my face. Vince threw me a pair of sweaty gym shorts that got stuck on my face." stillrealtous.com/jonathan-coachman-talks-time-vince-mcmahon-arrested/
>He claimed that one of his stepfathers, Leo Lupton, used to beat his mother and attacked McMahon when he tried to protect her. He said, "It is unfortunate that he died before I could kill him. I would have enjoyed that."
David Diaz
The best Vince story is the time he put a pair of shitty underwear on a stick and chased the wrestlers around with it.
Jonathan Garcia
Thats like saying Tesla or Paypal staff had a impact in its creation.
> That was at a very young age. I remembered, probably in the first grade, being invited to a matinee film with my stepbrother and his girlfriends, and I remember them playing with me. Playing with my penis, and giggling. I thought that was pretty cool. That was my initiation into sex. At that age you don't necessarily achieve an erection, but it was cool. At around the same time there was a girl my age who was, in essence, my cousin. Later in life she actually wound up marrying that asshole Leo Lupton, my stepfather! Boy, this sounds like Tobacco Road. Anyway, I remember the two of us being so curious about each other's bodies but not knowing what the hell to do. We would go into the woods and get naked together. It felt good. And for some reason I wanted to put crushed leaves into her. Don't know why, but I remember that. I don't remember the first time I had intercourse, believe it or not. talkwhateveronline.com/threads/vince-mcmahons-playboy-2001-interview.23557/#post287197
A rich white man? Of course he does, they there for him.
Jose Reyes
Chris Evans
Ryder Watson
Based Vince. XFL 2021 can't come soon enough. Get some money in this beautiful man's pockets.
Jackson James
> I wanted to put crushed leaves into her
based
Jose Morales
I don't know if he has the voice.
Connor Rodriguez
Christian Bale
Brayden Diaz
The only way a faithful biopic can be made is after he's dead. So never because he's immortal.
Andrew Carter
I feel like wrestlers biopics cannot work because those guys have such unique charisma and they're so BIG that no actor can possible match them. Like Chris Hemsworth is playing Hogan, but compared to Hogan, Chris is a skinny midget. And they're just such weird guys I don't think you can "act" them, just do an impression of for like a skit or something.
his dad built a carnival act, vince turned it into something global
Brody Butler
> such unique charisma and they're so BIG that no actor can possible match them Yeah, it certainly is a big challenge. Biopics are for brainlets anyways, watch a documentary if you want to learn truths, or better read a book. Fictionalization accounts bend the truth too much
Jeremiah Anderson
with some hair and makeup (maybe some prosthetics) he is a dead ringer
No way, once Vince got full ownership of WWF in the 80's it was a smalltime company compared to other wrestling promotions. Vince had to introduce characters like Hogan, Macho Man, Ultimate Warrior to stand out against other wrestling promotions. Everyone then started watching WWF, other territories lost money since no one cared about them anymore and Vince bought them out controlling Wrestling all over North America.
WCW came to compete with them in the 90's with their stacked roster, but Vince brought wrestlers like Rock and Austin. Which brought the fans back.
Vince's dad was a carny that wanted to just stay in one spot. Vince wanted to expand across the globe and he did and now he went from being a poor southern hick bastard into a billionaire.
>it was a smalltime company compared to other wrestling promotions That territory controlled NYC, and was able to lend Andre dates to other promotions in exchange for whatever they wanted. I don't dispute that Vince Jr. built something, but he inherited the undisputed largest and most powerful promotion in the world, uniquely positioned for success when cable TV forced all of the promotions into each other's territories.
Angel Howard
>Vince was hesitant to hire Gail Kim due to her being Asian. Jim Ross convinced him not only because of her in ring talent, but the fact that many men are attracted to Asian woman and that there are even lots of Asian porn sites on the internet. This apparently shocked the hell out of Vince, who had no idea Asian porn sites existed.
it hurts to know that Vince isn't successful from random luck, but because he literally has a nut sack the size of a trash bag, and is fucking based out of control
