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June 2, 1970 - April 3, 2020
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>Ashley is 24 and lives alone; her only sources of comfort are food and the relationships she has online; but not a single one of her profiles is real; Ashley learns that Dr. Now isn't someone she can lie to like her online friends.
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IM GUESSING 687
She's addicted to catfish in multiple meanings.
First for what is that stuff under her chin
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PiktSuuh
Catfishing? More like fatfishing am I right?
GUESS 605
687? Rookie numbers, she is at least 700.
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>he was a feedie
F E E D E R B F
i thought it would be some funny shit but shes literally addicted to eating 247 her whole shit is rewired and its the only way these ppl can sustain that kind of mass
fucking vomit tier seeing chip after chip enter her mouth
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F E E D I E
Considering her addiction to catfish I wouldn't trust a word she says. She's a pathological liar.
720 user here fuck I might have fucked up my guess
>WHAT IF THE REAL TREASURE WAS THE PEOPLE WE CATFISHED ALONG THE WAY?
>family sized meal for herself
Not gonna make it
>partner is their enabler
nah she can still walk
>he was an architect
very true
YOU JUST ATE THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT WTF ARE YOU ORDERING
Holy shit stop eating
Fat person here, losing weight (100lb so far). Never been this big, but I legit don't believe how these people don't just stop eating crap. Its legit not hard once you start doing it.
>spends all morning eating
>goes to her phone and promptly orders lunch
There's no way. When they start pushing 700 they're effectively immobile.
>that's all for her
i dunno man, the women sometimes throw me off
i say she's mid 600s. She's still walking better than most too
>I need to change my catfishing
>churches chicken
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Oh now she's ordering out
of course
I mean what else is she going to do?
Where does she get the money for all this food? Disability isn't that much.
black people don't eat fried chicken
it's a racist stereoty-
Underweight user, what is wrong with you?
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Can’t understand a damn word she is saying
>partners a feeder
>black mambo
>12 piece chicken
>RAAAAPE
Lads. We got us some kino.
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There was a black guy earlier this season who was almost 800 and moved very well for that weight. He also had a gf.
lunch is served
Imagine if she catfished Dr.Now
DAMN THAT FOOD LOOKS GOOD
Fat people have such good taste in food
Gross, I remember Churches chicken tasting like ass
These low angles are brilliant
Is she seriously gonna eat all of that
Any anons eating healthy? This shit gets unbearable to watch
How doe some people have such strong egos?
She wants to get married and have kids.
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Have you watched this show before? There was a 1k heefer champ or was able to move.
Is this why BBC subtitles southern American blacks?
>didn't realize that being a catfish will destroy her family.
Don’t give it attention, it encourages their behavior
To her that is just an appetizer.
I'm 1 meal a day gonna make some steak later
Chad/Stacy brain in an user's body.
I wonder how many anons from Yas Forums discords she knows
Fun Fact: most people who are dying of covid 19 are FAT!!!
i'll always remember him for not eating the crusts of the pizza.
First LAYGZ update.
are there ones that eat like good proper meals but still eat constantly?
>put a fork in me, I'm done
Kek
This.
Mexians are thay way too
They breed to put rabbits to shame.
Family gatherings and backyard "parties" can reach 200+ people , and half of them have barley heard of each other despite being related
Dont ask how I know
I fucking hate her guts but I think she'll make it.
Nope, she just likes fried chicken since she's black. There was some mexican a couple weeks ago that was eating cold canned ravioli like 20 cans of it just shoveling any shit in there.
I generally eat well, my IBS keeps me from eating to much/unhealthy food.
What behavior. Dude is just sharing his story with us.
This is what 700 pounds looks like. The negro is in the upper 500's
>put a fork in me
more like a pitchfork
She'll swear to Dr. Now she at 1200 calories a day and has no idea how she gained 50 lbs. But they all do that
American commercials are incredible.
Depends on their height too. Joyce was super short so her weight gave her one of the biggest BMIs and made her look like an orb
do all ameriburger medicinals have this many adverse effects?
>These low angles are brilliant
Because this show is pure kino. Dr. Now's son is brilliant just like he is.
I just choose to shit my brains out but still eat what I want.
>TO CATFISH DAT DOC NAH OR TO NOT. DAT IS DA QUESTIN'.
old boyfriend was her FEEDIE enabler
Made Indian style spicey soup with chicken in it
I lost my papers already
It's not that much food tbqhwyf. I ate an entire pizza and DQ blizzard by myself after running/hiking 16 miles yesterday and I only weigh 150lbs.
American ads are so cringy.
I’m doing that as well
Looking good, we might end the losing streak tonight.
So far today I've eaten 11 slices of white bread. Some with cheese, some with jam.
SUCCESS or FAIL
Do Americans really share phones?
TLC is in on the joke. They are laughing with us
>Dont ask how I know
You can tell us, user. Your secret is safe with us.
Oh man I hope it’s the hood
fail
I'm not counting it because they still need to be together during filming.
they all eat 1200 cal a day
it's the other 8000 that s the problem
Churches is the worst out of all fast food chicken. Popeye's>KFC>Church's
success
Fail, but I’m hoping it’s success for the surprise
TV really is shit. Remember normal ads about food or new products? Nowadays its all about insurance, medication or cleaning products. Jesus Christ just end cable and put everything online
hey, was just thinking. Not tonight but maybe in future, column Z, 2nd row from top.
how about
>They actually lose 50 pounds in a month
maybe even 40 desu. Not 50+ in 'the first month'. The people on the show now are mostly retarded and can't do this very often
My steak is probably gonna be a bit unhealthy gonna make a glaze for it using the last of my grape jelly cause I can't reach the bottom the the jar with a knife anymore.
The right side isn't gonna line up right
>women don't have complete control of their bladders
why are they so weird bros?
chick-fil-a my nigga
so do yours
they're just not legally obligated to tell you what they are
user no.
>female
>blames her past
>makes excuses while stuffing her own face
>no support system
>hooked up with a feeder
user, you KNOW this is a failure.
Fail spectacularly
NUCLEAR OPTION failure
These motherfucking commercials deserve a thread of their own.
>birth control
>race mixing
>man stealing thunder of woman in workplace
just a little squirt
7 little Johnstons? hmmm
Too much of a social outsider to ever hope to get a gf or wife the normal way.
So i took a bottem of the barrel trash landwhale , fixed her up to functionally over 4 years and am using her as a breeding cow.
That's what happens when the only viewers left are boomers.
I can relate to that all too much.
It's from having babbies. It fucks up their insides.
When will Mini see Dr. Now?
She's a catfisher a regular liar she's ngmi for sure
Yeah instead doctors prescribe medications that work without glossing over the side effects because they don't allow pharma reps.
>I'm very serious and ready for weight loss surgery
>"I'll have the 12 piece chicken"
Hm yes
get your guesses in!
>659
'm just keeping the stream on in the background. It's fascinating how you can tell by the voice if the speaker is a fatso
Chick Fila A doesn't count because you can't get traditional fried chicken
Here we go...
>he doesn't have Bojangles
I'm am truly sorry for your loss
I don't know how you can have fat hands and not be utterly disgusted with yourself
and those fucking meds man
By the way, when did the intro change? I swear that this episode it said that it followed the subjects over a period of 6 munts. Didn't it use to be a year?
Can't even stand up when guests walk in. No manners on this broad.
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As long as you are both happy then that is all that matters. I hope things continue to work out for you.
What the fuck that black guy sounded white.
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>Bojangles
My man. My presumably greasy man.
imagine if the human body made it so any excess fat would go to your fingers
by the time you are even a tiny bit chubby you would be unable to function and thus prevent this
saying this cuz she is so fucking fat yet can work the phone with her hands thats not good
That's a relic from when "I need you lose 50 pound in next munt" was still on there. I removed it because Dr. Now stopped saying it. Losing 50 in the first month is very doable, it's just this season has been full of fuck ups.
Bros she made it ALREADY
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>486
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT FALSE ADVERTISING FUCKING BULLSHIT AAAAAH AAAAAH
Yas Forums ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
Yas Forums ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
Yas Forums ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
i guess 660
here comes the welp face
LAST WEIGH 630
680 pounds.
FALSE ADVERTISING
fuck this show you lied to me TLC! She isn't even 600!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>486
NOOOO I WANT A FAILURE
L I G H T W E I G H T
Has this episode been good so far?
lightweight!
This is suppose to be My 600lb Life. Not my 400lb life!!!
OH NO NO NONO WHITE BOYS WE GOT TOO COCKY
Can you fucking spoilerfags fuck off. So sick of you retards
I only know about Bojangles because I watch /turnleft/
>486
What the fuck he could do the surgery now. Did I miss a fucking hour of the episode or something. Huh?
She must be a midge
>already making it
Yas Forums BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
486? shes thim
>600lbs life
>actually 480lbs
NOOO DR NOW YOU LIED TO ME
Did you see the clip that started the episode? I think we are going to get failure.
CRY WHITE BOI CRY
Dr.now is increasingly blackpilled in his twilight years. He gets more money from TLC then his doctor business.
Look at the way she’s smiling at Dr. Now
lol
>TEMPLE
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>486
She catfished the M6HPL crew to get free weight loss surgery.
Its ok, she'll balloon up to 600 in the course of the episode.
She's gonna gain 200 lbs by the end of the episode
>My 600lb Life
>486lb
Devilish..
this bitch better pay off in chimpout gold
Knew it! As soon as I saw the shower scene I knew she was too small to be good.
Nope, I am merely a man born and raised in a state with the best chicken.
It is the best chicken, if you find yourself in a state with Bojangles, you owe it to yourself to have it
that's your clue she's lying
Is this the lowest base weight so far?
I WON AT 605 HIGHEST WITHOUT GOING OVER
How did she really lose this fucking weight?
We still got 90 minutes
There's still lots of time for things to go bad
Is she a womanlet?
Yas Forums btfo
NOWZARADAN LIED
PEOPLE FRIED
She catfished the audience. What absolute kino.
Best biscuits too.
>depression made me eat less
Lmao what a lying bitch. She already talked about how she started binging when her grandma died.
Maybe, but she is also super short.
it's within 5 you dumb
Why is the bottom part of Dr. Now's lovely photo blurred out?
She'd literally have to do nothing but gain weight all fucking year.
God I hate that fucking poor bitch up-talk she's doing.
These people would probably drop 100 lbs in a month if they just ate fruit or something. They eat so much sodium they have to just retain every ounce of water they drink.
>Bo-berry biscuits
Oh baby, my mouth is already watering
probably has this phone #
>I mostly eat out
>Shown eating food at home.
That lying bitch.
black people are actually so ungrateful its insane
This is all a fucking game to her
>catfishin
>dr now immediately changes the subject
>TFW NO DR.NOW BF
>i only eat like 2 or 3 things
Is this when you count a 20 piece bucket as 1 thing?
this better be a trainwreck
>says shes catfishing
>dr now has no idea what that means so he just skips right over it
lmao
As in take-out rather than home cooked
>umm the catfishing
>Now just doesn't even try to address that
Lmao based
Bros,Bros...what if she gains up to 600?
Why would he be comfortable displaying something on his building but not on his TV show?
I never really liked biscuits very much. Their sandwiches and meal boxes are cash though.
Good call. That must be it.
I wonder if Dr. Now knows what the term means.
CALLED THE FUCK OUT