What makes Rome such an endearing show?

>Yes.

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Kings retain their semen via NoFap but, if the must, ejaculate via imagination alone, not THOTery or degenerate cartoons.

>Kings retain their semen via NoFap

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I do watch porn, I don't watch cringey fake sex on television.

Pretty much everything related to history was good, everything about fictional personal lives I wish they left out. I couldn't give two fucks about Vorenus's family or the feud between Atia and Servilia.

>I couldn't give two fucks about Vorenus
t. tranny

should I watch this? I don't know anything about the Roman Empire, I just like watching good shows and I don't mind sex scenes

yes

I couldn't get thru my second rewatch - it's a bit dated.

>I don't mind sex scenes
based

Fake answer: Sex and Nudity
Real answer: Cicero

>it's a bit dated

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Even if you dont know or like history, the show has great dialogue and chemistry with the actors
Certainly the best bromance on tv

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>I'll admit I have a Gallic look about me

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>doesn't care that the feud between atia and servilia brought down the roman republic

That's what makes it so good. I imagine myself watching it as it premiered back in 2007 in someplace comfy like dorset-- comfy. Plus no shoehorned agenda and niggers.

not historically, only fictionally

people long for the comfort of the past
what they don't show you is all the death from disease

what's the gif from?

not sure, someone posted it on my discord

Kill yourself faggot scum

Retarded zoomer faggot. You poofters ruined sopranos threads.

I can't tell you how bad I wanted to fuck this bitch and her mom on the show.

There's a sub plot all about that you rerarded cock sucker.

Kill yourself discord nigger

>poofters
what?

It's a good soap opera

when, "rerard"?

>rerarded

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This

The scene on OP pics made my dick diamonds

Octavia is a Roman noble, but also a woman from a much older era - hairy anus, or no? Canon based answers/speculation only, please.

I'm pretty sure romans shave their body hair to not look barbaric

Octavia's mother was portrayed with a bush, though, so there's some conflict between history and the show in terms of vaginal portrayals.

Bongs hamming it up as Romans will always be kino.

Cicero was way more cucked in the show than he was IRL. HBO Cicero is a bitch

Attias tits specifically

It made sense narratively to make him the feeble politician that Antony could play off of, but yeah Cicero was a fearless and valiant leader not some fastidious clerk

Yeah let me just cast non actors for this tv series real quick

THIIIIIIIRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTH!

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neck yourself, underage

pretty sure it's big brother, if you ask their general I'm sure they'd know the exact season

It's a fun buddy adventure between two roman soldiers and you learn about important moments of history through them. Also lots of titties

it would still be enjoyable but you may miss some of the appeal. Its basically Forrest Gump in Rome

It was something new. Sword 'n Sandals dramas almost always focus on the upper class, because 99% of what we know about classical civilization has to do with the wealthy elites, because they were the ones writing shit down. So they tried to explore how the other majority lives, which is a cool idea. It also leaves you lots of latitude since it's mostly unknown.

what he means by that is the commoner protagonists have an uncanny ability to be directly involved in every important historical event that happens around them

Shows like that are retarded. Depicting the actual misery of life in ancient times would traumatize normies for life.

>once you see it, shitbrix

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They even have an explanation by Julius Caesar in the show about why they're so involved

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Best girl. How can you even argue it.

Unironically the interactions between Pullo and Vorenus. It makes it feel like an antiquity buddy cop show

Based