“Go ahead, user, pitch us your film”

“Go ahead, user, pitch us your film”

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aliens eat our shit, they feed from our sewers thinking it's our food or fuel, not a waste by-product
the movie ends with the president telling them they eat our shit, a dead pan shot of the alien leaders face

skinwalkers

Somewhere in rugged western USA, a badass woman wanders through endless abandoned suburbs looking for her man. Everything is looted and overgrown like Pripyat, weather and starvation are the biggest threats. Her phone is an afterthought with no service, only a hand crank charger and gps leading her toward Chad's location deep in the wilderness.

On intact roadway she encounters high tech totalitarian police who disarm and humiliate her, revealing that she’s left populated areas because of her record. She then nearly dies attempting a mountain pass on foot. Seeing a fire in the distance, she befriends some happy hunters who spend their days trying to kill deer efficiently, with one shot or by arrow. They tell her where to look for a vehicle and gas.

cont.

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A short ride through picturesque countryside, and Becky arrives at a village where Chad and his friends are fishing, sailing, farming, and building beautiful homes. Everything’s perfect! Except Chad wants to go back to civilization. He invests in black market green cards and packs her in a yacht to go back. The first night out they argue, and she comes on deck at 3 am to find him terrifyingly demented by drugs and the boat in the process of running up on shore. Able to claw her way out of the wreck, she leaves her feral boyfriend behind and is trapped in the wilderness another brutal night before struggling back to the village. Once there, it’s revealed that Chad fathered a child and became hated in the community for being a flakka head, but they accept her.

Later at a rendezvous of mountain people, she meets Brad (one of the hunters who saved her earlier) and brings him home. They are happy together despite her nightmares of being arrested and tortured together in the big city. A crazed Chad attacks their house one night, injuring Brad and giving Becky no choice but to bash Chad's skull in. With little medical care in the village, Brad is unable to hunt after his injury, so they travel to the wilds together and she starts learning the trade from him.

The End.

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Adam Driver and Sirsha Ronan in a romcom directed by Greta Gerwig. Proffesor/Student forbidden romance.

A fish out of water comedy western about a stereotypical jewish family from the city trying to make it as settlers on the frontier.

Pilot Richard E. Byrd discovers land masses and their inhabitants beyond the Arctic Circle

Two words: Aurelian. Biopic.

10 dads

no kids just dads